How Do You Meet A Guy When You're Out?

Welcome to Just Between Us

I'm Allison!

I'm Gaby. Or am I?

My hair's so different.

Yeah it's different.

We both went through

huge transformations.

I cut my own bangs.

Allison, my hair is

literally a totally different color.

You're not gonna talk about

how I changed my hair?

I said I liked it!

Yeah, but isn't it like-

extreme?

It's too much, maybe?

It's like- it's like too punk?

I think it looks nice.

(sighs)

Well that's disappointing.

Why do I do anything

if it's not gonna shock you?

It's very hard to shock me

at this point.

I'm still uncomfortable.

I'm just not shocked.

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This week,

we have a REAL question

from a REAL viewer.

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People have been emailing our gmail!

I actually looked at the gmail,

and it's true.

People HAVE been emailing us.

I can't believe it.

There are like 7 emails

spread across the country!

Including one from Ireland!

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This week's REAL question is

how do you hit on a guy

when you're out?

From Emily in Georgia.

Here is a misconception:

that all women are desirable.

I'm not saying that you won't be

desirable to some men,

but you're not desirable to all men.

Uhh, nope.

I think pretty much any girl

could get any guy.

I can prove you wrong.

Maybe you just need to have confidence.

I like to do a game

where I'm super mean to them.

So maybe go up and

insult their jacket,

or tell them their hair looks stupid.

Just anything to make them

doubt themselves and then

you just swoop in there.

My biggest piece of advice

on how to hit on a guy

when you're out is don't bring Gaby.

I've never had you not

cause the man to leave in an uproar

or cause the man to leave with you.

Yeah, that's success.

I think that you should only

be interested enough

where you could deny your interest later.

Y'know, so you don't get embarrassed.

If I could go up to men

that I was interested in in public

and just put a sticker on them

that says 'mine',

I would do that.

And there wouldn't be

any men left for everyone else.

That's because no one else

had stickers printed off.

Emily,

you can meet someone

anywhere you want to.

That's the privilege of

being a girl.

That's the one benefit we get.

Couldn't vote til 1920,

but we can hook up with

pretty much any guy we want.

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Just be as weird as possible.

I don't like when

girls are like

"what should I write back in this text?

What should I say to this guy?"

Say fucking crazy shit.

Be like, "did you know

a duck's penis is a corkscrew?"

Whatever!

And then if they can't hang,

they'll leave and

then you didn't

want them anyway.

A duck's penis,

it's the shape of a corkscrew?

Oh yeah!

Because the duck's

vagina is labyrinthian.