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442oons
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Chewy: You stood on my foot!
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Backalley: Oh no, I didn't.
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Suarez: Oh yes, you did!
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Backalley: Oh no, I...
Suarez: (yells and starts biting)
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Backalley: Ouch! Ouch, Suarez! OUCHHHHHHHHHHH! (Sobs)
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Backalley: Suarez bit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.
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Commentator: Oh, Ghanarrhea must score!
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Suarez: (slow-motion groan)
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Commentator: Oh my!
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(Groans from crowd)
Suarez: (groans in fabricated pain)
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Suarez: The ball hit me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting.
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Suarez: (laughs)
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Whatevra: Sacrebleu.
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Whatevra: Sacrebleu, Suarez!
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Whatevra: SACREBLEU!!!!!!
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Whatevra: Suarez abused me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)
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Suarez: Hello to you. Hello to you. Er, I
don't think so to you. (Blows raspberry)
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Whatevra: Sacrebleu!
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Whatevra: Suarez dissed me. And that really hurt. And it's still hurting. (Sobs uncontrollably)
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Commentator: Suarez shoots! Back off the keeper! Oh my!
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(Crowd cheer)
Commentator 2: UN - BE - LIEVABLE!
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Wellard: Yeh, I've spoken to Suarez and he said the ball just him.
And it really hurt. And it's still hurting. It was unintentional.
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Wellard: (laughs under his breath)
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Ivanitch: Nar, nar, na, nar, nar. You can't catch me.
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Suarez: Oh, really.
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Ivanitch: Ouch. Ouch, Suarez. Ouch! (Laughs)
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Ivanitch: Suarez bit me, bloody bit me. And it really
hurts. And it's still hurting. But I won't cry...
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Ivanitch: ...because I'm a cybernetic organism sent from the future to protect him.
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Narrator: Brendan the Elephant Seal has just received a
voicemail from his star striker, Chewy Suarez.
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Suarez: (machine beeps) Hey, Boss. Arsenal bid for me! I want to leave.
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Brendan the Elephant Seal: And that really hurt.
Okay. And it's still hurting. Okay.
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But we'll assess the situation and move on.
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I knew it.
