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The Sopranos Dictionary | HBO

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    ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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    MAN: Oh!
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    ♪ (MID-TEMPO
    PERCUSSION MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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    Tony's gabagool, Grandma.
    It's nothing but fat
    and nitrates.
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    -Hey.
    -Hey.
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    Gabriela sends me down here
    for the gabagool.
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    -The gabagool.
    -The gabagool.
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    -Gabagool.
    -The gabagool.
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    We had sandwiches brought in
    the other night.
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    Four one halves.
    Salami, gabagool.
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    Taking the gabagool and shit
    out of the fridge.
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    Gabagool.
    Over here.
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    All this from a slice
    of gabagool?
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    Let's get back to that gabagool.
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    Right there.
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    The guy you're looking for is
    an ex-commando.
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    He killed 16 Chechen rebels
    single-handed.
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    Get the fuck outta here.
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    TONY SOPRANO:
    (THROUGH PHONE) Yeah, nice huh?
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    He was with
    the Interior Ministry.
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    Guy in some kind
    of Russian green beret.
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    (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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    You're not gonna believe this.
    He killed 16 Czechoslovakians.
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    Guy was an interior decorator.
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    ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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    -Ah!
    -(GROANS)
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    His house looked like shit.
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    ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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    (CAT MEOWS)
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    He was at the safe house.
    We brought him over.
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    Get him the fuck out.
    These are...
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    ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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    You can't even put 'em
    around a baby.
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    They suck the breath
    right out.
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    Well, you're the only baby here,
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    -so we're ahead of the game.
    -I said get rid of him.
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    Leave him. He's a good guy.
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    ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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    (CAT MEOWS)
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    Hey, Doc. It's me, Tony.
    Corrado Soprano's nephew.
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    Well if it's about your uncle,
    you'll have to call my office.
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    Well, you might need
    a new secretary.
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    I don't think you're getting
    all your messages.
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    Oh... for you.
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    I use one.
    Added 10 yards to my drive.
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    Anyway, what am I gonna do
    with it?
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    I already got one,
    and Mr. Williams here--
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    He don't play, right?
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    ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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    Um,
    I think I'll have an espresso.
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    Paulie, want anything?
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    You got any, uh, just coffee?
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    Our cafe de jour
    is New Zealand peaberry.
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    ♪ (UPBEAT BASS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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    Whatever.
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    Mmm. What smells in this house?
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    Madone.
    It's like the smell of heaven.
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    Anyway, he starts running,
    the Russian. Boom!
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    I'm telling you the top
    of his head came off
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    like a fucking bad rug.
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    (ALL LAUGHING)
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    What a beating
    we gave this prick. Oh, madone.
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    Lot of changes since
    you went away, huh?
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    Twenty years. Madone.
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    Oh, madone!
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    Oh, madone. Oh, Jesus.
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    -Oof, madone.
    -Oof, madone.
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    Oh, madone.
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    (GRUNTS)
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    Oh, madone.
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    How old is she now?
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    She's 69.
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    Mom really went downhill
    after the World Trade Center.
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    You know,
    Quasimodo predicted all this.
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    ♪ (UPBEAT BASS MUSIC
    CONTINUES) ♪
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    Who did what?
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    All these problems.
    The Middle East.
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    -The end of the world.
    -Nostradamus.
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    Quasimodo is
    The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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    Oh, right. Notre Dame.
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    Nostradamus and Notre Dame.
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    It's two different things
    completely.
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    "This is the Copa Cabana.
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    Inside, it's all fun and games
    as mobsters wine and dine
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    their beautiful...
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    ♪ (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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    I was at my goomah all night.
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    Three beautiful kings.
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    Flush.
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    You motherfucker.
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    Should've stayed
    with my goomah tonight.
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    I mean, these OC pricks
    especially with their goomahs
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    and their prostitutes.
    Emotional cripples.
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    His buddy on the force saw some
    car out by Napoleon's diner
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    a couple weeks ago.
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    And I remembered
    how your goomah lives up there.
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    But you have to go.
    This is the inner sanctum here.
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    I'm not just a relative anymore.
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    You think Paulie and his goomahs
    ever get invited to dinner
    with him?
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    As for the assets,
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    you've given me your tax returns
    and investments here?
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    The house is in my name.
    Not the boat.
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    That's the...
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    ♪ (BASS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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    Yes.
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    -Tone.
    -TONY: Jesus Christ, relax.
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    -What the fuck you doin' here?
    -Taking the Stugots.
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    Putting 'em
    in the marina next door.
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    IRINA PELTSIN: (THROUGH PHONE)
    My religious medal,
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    I look everywhere
    and I think I lost it.
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    I think it's in the Stugots.
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    Stugots? Fucking goomba trash.
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    This whole shoreline
    is turning into
    the Gulf of Sorrento.
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    Hey, buddy! Turn it down!
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    You want my DVD player?
    You can watch Grumpy Old Men.
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    You're gonna be a fucking
    funny boy, too, now, huh?
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    Hey, you're Sopranos...
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    Yeah, but, Jackie, you go around
    hoping you and your uncle
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    could settle a thing
    just the two of you.
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    Not being invited to a fucking
    sitdown.
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    ♪ (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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    Thought he was in line
    to be boss.
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    Now, he's gotta take orders
    from somebody
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    -who used to fetch him
    his sambuca.
    -Hey. Fuck him.
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    Is he gonna sitdown or not?
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    Johnny Sack wants a sitdown
    tomorrow night.
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    We're down there for 24 hours
    to set up the sitdown
    with my uncle.
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    I want a sitdown then
    with Ralph. Fucking thief.
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    Get this Fernandez Paving
    bullshit dealt with.
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    Now, I won't call it a sitdown
    because of
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    the inclement
    negative implications.
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    Let's think of it as...
    a meeting of minds.
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    You're just pissed that I went
    against you at the sitdown.
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    Come on. Get the fuck
    out of here and stop
    wasting my time.
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    All right,
    you know why we're here.
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    So, any doubts or reservations,
    now is the time to say so.
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    No one will think
    any less of you.
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    'Cause once you enter
    this family...
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    ♪ (BASS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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    ...there's no getting out.
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    Family comes before everything
    else.
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    Everything.
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    The Carnegies
    and the Rockefellers.
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    They needed worker bees
    and there we were.
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    But some of us didn't wanna
    swarm around their hive
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    and lose who we were.
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    We wanted to stay Italian
    and preserve the things that
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    meant something to us.
    Honor and family and loyalty.
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    The old way. We keep it silent.
    Putting the family first.
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    You stay within the family.
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    Anybody got any questions?
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    Not personal questions
    relating to yourself,
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    but about the family.
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    It's a thing of honor.
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    And, God forbid, if you get sick
    or something happens
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    and you can't earn,
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    we'll take care of you,
    'cause that's a part of it.
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    What do you think Dad does
    for a living?
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    Waste management.
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    Do you know any other
    garbage men who live in a house
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    like this?
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    Uncle Jackie.
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    Why do we call him "uncle"
    when he's not even related?
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    He's in Dad's other family.
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    TONY: It's Saint Peter,
    my family saint.
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    Now, as that card burns,
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    so may your soul burn in Hell,
    if you betray your friends
    in the family.
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    I would not deliver him
    up to them.
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    I am offering him the same
    protection that I would offer
    any of you.
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    In similar circumstances,
    we are a family.
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    And even in this fucked up
    day and age,
    that means something.
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    So we're gonna deal with this
    as a family.
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    Now, rub your hands together
    like this.
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    And repeat after me.
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    -May I burn in Hell...
    -May I burn in Hell...
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    -...if I betray my friends.
    -...if I betray my friends.
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    Congratulations.
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    (CLAPPING)
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    (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)***
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    ♪ ("ODE TO JOY"
    BY BEETHOVEN PLAYS) ♪
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    Here he is!
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    -Oh!
    -Ey!
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    Oh.
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    Oh, piss it away
    and flack your fucking asshole.
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    Oh!
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    Oh!
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    Fucking Grandpa Munster
    over here.
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    (ALL LAUGHING)
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    -Yeah, thirty-six! Oh!
    -(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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    -You don't tell nobody.
    -Oh, Bobby.
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    The fuck you talking about?
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    You know what I'm talking about,
    you chief fuck!
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    Oh!
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    Oh, I suppose you let
    a certain element
    into your world,
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    -you're asking for it.
    -Oh!
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    (CHUCKLES)
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    Oh. Oh, oh!
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    -Are you being straight with me?
    -Oh! Pussy!
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    Oh, Mr. Sensitive now.
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    Chief. Oh!
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    I don't know what to say.
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    -Don't say anything, just eat.
    -Oh!
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    Fuck you, Santa!
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    ALL: Oh!
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    You worry he's gonna soak you
    for an extra pencil?
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    Oh! Rim shot.
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    Do me a favor, huh?
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    Hold this.
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    -(GROANS)
    -ALL: Oh!
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    Oh.
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    -Oh!
    -Oh!
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    -Oh!
    -Oh.
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    -Oh!
    -Oh!
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    Oh!
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    Oh!
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    Ohhh.
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The Sopranos Dictionary | HBO
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