Think Big 1990

You want to soar like an eagle

You want to be the best

You've got to be yourself

and not follow all the rest

You've got to have determination

You want to reach the stars

You want to have tunnel vision

if you want to go far

Think Big

You've got to think big

You need the eye of the tiger

and you want to reach the sun

You got to have high expectations

if you're gonna be someone

You don't wanna be shy

You've got to be aggressive

Man you can't stay down

if you're gonna be progressive

Think Big

You've got to think big

You must work real hard

and never say no

Rome wasn't built in a day

It went real slow

From the pyramids in Egypt

to the incas of Peru

They didn't think small

Oh I wonder how they grew

Think Big

You've got to think big

From the Empire State

to the Golden Gate Bridge

Man how can we forget the Chicago Bears fridge

From the Romans to the freaks

to the tallest mountain peaks

John Candy, Roseanne Barr,

Both of them are superstars

Think Big

You've got to think big

Leave the magic of your dreams

They'll always come true

The strength of your convictions

You've got to see it through

You've got to be energetic

You can't lay down

You've got to get back up

Never ever stand around

Think Big

You've got to think big

Think Big

You've got to think big

To be the cream of the crop

You've got to rise to the top

You want to do it right

You're going to have to learn to fight

You want to go where no man has ever gone before

You want your name in gold above the office door

Think Big

You've got to think big

Hey Reg, do you ever think about having kids?

We're going to lose our truck because of you

They have such little feet

And chicks really dig it when you have kids with them

If we don't make it on time I'm gonna kill you

Besides, babies are good luck

Unless you know if they're born with like three sixes

down their tongue or something

Victor, riders are bad luck and you know it

Two riders are twice as bad.

Relax, it's only one rider so far

And if we do make it on time

I'm still gonna kill you

You know I read it somewhere, I don't know

that women are most attractive

when they give birth

Drive faster, drive faster, drive faster, drive faster

Why'd you do this Vic why?

Flagman: Stop hey stop!

Smart thinking ignoring the detour

Workman: Look out!

(moaning)

Ah shitfuck!

Any idea what she's saying?

"Ah shit fuck"

We have 20 minutes to make this delivery.

We couldn't leave her.

The hospital's sort of on my way.

Painters.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

I think that means hurry up.

You think?

Victor, you failed nursery school.

I was kicked out.

There's a difference.

(pregnant woman screaming)

Oh god.

Get the chicken bone would you?
Just get the chicken bone.

(motor starts)

(siren)

Chicken bone, chicken bone,
lucky-lucky chicken bone.

Chicken bone, chicken bone

lucky-lucky chicken bone.

Chicken bone, chicken bone,
lucky-lucky chicken bone.

What's she doing?

I don't know.

I think she went to LeMANS.

I mean it Vic.

After this no more riders.

Nuns.

(screaming)

Go help her man.

Me?

I don't know about birthing babies.

Victor get back there.

Use our shirts as blankets or something.

I just had mine dry-cleaned.

Victor!

(woman panting)

Dr. Victor Dr. Victor
please report to sick bay.

Dr. Victor please report
to the maternity ward.

(humming)

(siren approaches)

Hello boys.

(motor starts)

(man laughing)

(woman screaming and breathing heavily)

(panting)

Ow, ow, ow!

Bring it home baby.

Bring it home.

Come on baby.

Bring it home.

Come on baby.

Boy...

Oh boy.

Oh boy!

Oh no...

(tires screeching)

Out of the truck.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

Victor: Make room for mommy.

Oh come here angel.

Rafe: This is the best delivery
we ever made.

What a beautiful baby.

Sure is.

Oh you guys...

I don't know how your mother ever did it.

I don't know.

You did a good thing.

Forget it.

I can't forget it.

This makes my month's quota of tickets.

All right Florence Nightingale

Let's see your license.

I can't believe
we're going to be late again.

So much for good deads.

Geez oue luck has got to change.

(horn honking)

- Sweeney.
- Sweeney.

Don't worry about it.

He'll never find second gear.

(truck stalls)

I told you.

(engine grinding)

If you can't find them
grind them Sweeney.

I was going to repo your truck
but I had a change of heart.

You're a low life Sweeney.

What kind of gratitude is that?

Listen you boys are $1, 500 short.

This truck is in foreclosure.

We've got one payment to go.

This truck is all we've got.

Besides

we got two days grace period.

That's why I'm giving you
a little more time.

Time's up.

Hey Sweeney.

What?

Made you look.

(horn honking)

So she was hitching out on I-90

Oh, nice socks

Thanks. This lady was lovely..

Where'd you get these socks?

Around. When she climbs into cabin

I guarantee here's what she said to me,

You know, these are hand-knitted

and whoever did it is real good.

Yeah, man, that is a good knitting job.

Who did that?

Well, I did. It's kind of a hobby.

No, kidding man! Me and Jan we knit too.

Is that a 4 purl-knit 2 or
a 2 purl-knit 4?

What's up guys?

Nothing much guys

Where you been?

Say your prayers, amigo.

What is it now?

Yo, man, what's up?

You know what's up.

Storting that pistol.

Hope you got life insurance.

Yo, man where you guys been?

Hey, man. You know, Sweeney.

I hear you, man.

You ever pay that truck off get your
own business, got

a damn good foreman ready to work for you.

Alright.

Man on intercom:
Stay right where you stand, boys.

Don't worry, I've got an idea.

Hello, boys.

There were a few messages
while you were out.

Holy Saint Hospital called

your godson Francois is doing real swell

Here's one from the
department of highways.

They'd like to know
if you could help them

locate the rest of their fence.

And last but not least
Montana distribution called

to say they enjoyed reading War and...

(burps)

Peace waiting for your next delivery.

I get a gas bubble
every time you take out a load.

Why can't you boys ever
make a delivery on time?!

It was Rafe's fault.

Rafe:
It was Rafe's fault?

That's your big idea?

You're dead.

I'm going to kill you.

Alright listen up.

Douchebags all of you!

There's a load of toxic waste
on the dock at techstar.

Now who wants it?

Techstar's throwing in
an extra two grand for this one.

Z?

I'm sorry Thornton.

My truck's running real bad.

It needs a serious tune.

Johnson?

Hemorrhoids.

I got hemorrhoids.

You are a hemorrhoid.

JImmy?!

Whooping cough boss.

(coughing)

I was afraid of this.

Baby!

Where's it headed anyway?

San Pedro.

That's Southern California.

You leave now
pick it up at techstar

and drop it off by 7:00 P.M.
tomorrow.

On time.

You guys bright enough to handle it?

See this boys?

This is what I call
a foul-up clock.

I had it made just for you.

There's a freighter
waiting to carry the muck

to some South American cesspool.

They leave at 7:00 P.M. tomorrow.

Your shipment must be there
or no pay!

That's 33 hours from right...

(beeps)

Now.

A blind man with three gears
could make this run in 19 hours.

That leaves you boys 14 hours
of foul-up time.

Don't mess this up!

Hey a dollar says he calls us
foul-ups.

Thornton on intercom:
Foul-ups!

Welcome to Techstar

Everyday at Techstar we are busy bringing

tomorrow's technology to you today.

What is the secret behind
Techstar's achievement?

Geniuses.

Rather than waste their intelligence in

ill-equipped public schools

these young minds have been
gathered from around the nation

to participate in a remarkable
educational program.

Shall we take a gander?

Huh, I can't believe this.

The students here at Techstar not only

receive the finest education

but produce the latest in
global technology.

Take Holly Sherwood;

at sixteen years old, just sixteen,

she's the star of her junior class

but she's also the inventor of our newest

creation- the Techstar 4000.

Magic a device that will turn on
or off any electronic circuit

Well, that can't be it, that looks
like a television remote.

Yes, exactly like one. Thank you.
For covert operations.

Let me see here.. Uh.. Hm.

Now I'm sorry.

What?

No.

Where's Dr. Brookman?

He's in the conference room,
you can't go in there.

I know, I'm just going to the bathroom.

Holly, please, sit down and do your work.

I can't.

I think I just got my period.

Well, ok then. Go.

Turn around!

I'll get this working in a second,
gentlemen. I'm terribly sorry.

Really sorry.

Ooh, tanks.

Uh, yes, yes, uh tanks
lasers, computers,

your garage door opener for
crying out loud!

Anything with an electronic on/off switch
can be operated by a Techstar 4000.

Bruekner, we came here to
collect our device today.

Over a month ago we deposited a million
dollars into your Swiss bank account.

Damn you, Bruekner.

Is it ready?

Or isn't it?

Is it ready?
I chortle.

Good. Now let's give it a real test.

A laser pistol. A pace maker.

Quite similar to the one worn by
the secretary of state I might add.

An electronic time lock.

Now if you can trip these from
where you're standing..

We're in business.

Well, you.. mischievous little rogues.

Oh, sorry about that Mr. Secretary.

Ominous music continues to play.

Glitch.

Sorry, gentlemen. Gentlemen!

The point is the military covert
applications of this device limitless.

Alright, there's a little glitch.

You come up with the rest of the money
I'll get rid of the, uh, glitch.

The point is, you have forty-eight hours

to get rid of all the glitches, period.

Period?

Thank you.

Damn.

Ninety-four bottles of beer
on the wall

Ninety-four bottles of beer

Just stop singing, I got to plan
out this trip man!

You love this song.
Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall.

There were ninety-two bottles
on the wall, ninety-two bott..

Would you stop?
You take on down, you pass it around..

Ooh, I can't believe him, that asswipe!

Polly, this is Mitchell Session.
You're interrupting.

I don't mind.

Dr. Marsh, Bruekner swore to me
he would not use my invention as a weapon.

It's like a meeting of arms dealers
anonymous out there!

I'm sure you have
an understandable concern,

but this is Mitchell's time.

It's okay.

This is supposed to be a school.

You knew the bargain, kiddo.

Free education,
free equipment, free everything.

The school owns whatever you produce.

That was true even when I was here.

Okay! But that wasn't
supposed to be true with this!

He promised me. Look,
please just talk to him?

He might listen to you.

Polly..

Intercom- Holly Sherwood, would
you mind coming to see me in my office?

Intercom- Immediately.

Holly- Please, you gotta come!

I'm not supposed to get
involved with these things, Holly.

You know that.

I can't believe you,
I thought you were on my side!

I am.

I guess I can't trust anyone with this.

Not even you.

Holly!

Can I get you a nice cold Coke,

a diet Coke, decaffeinated diet Coke,
classic coke..

Holly- I'm.. Good.. No thanks..

Bruekner- No coke. No coke, okay.

I had a little demonstration
today with the Techstar 4000.

Holly- No kidding?
Well, how'd it go?

Not too well..

Seems to be a little
bit of a glitch with the device.

But, got some investors that
are very interested in the project.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, they're with a, um, a hospital.

Down in Atlanta.

Holly- I see.

Bruekner- We don't like glitches
though, do we?

So, here's the bottom line.

I'm putting the best people
in the senior class with you on it.

Holly- No! I, uh, I mean no,
I don't think it's necessary.

You see, I- I- I think I know
what's wrong with it.

Um, I've been having some trouble
with the impulse transduction capacitors.

Well of course that's
the most obvious, isn't it?

Yeah. So, um, why don't
you just let me open her up and uh,

run a few diagnostics?

Well, are you sure?

Hey, you taught me, didn't you?

Flattery helps.

Holly, get this thing working by tomorrow
and we stand to be very, very rich.

How rich?

Robin Leech rich.

Forty-eight bottles of beer on the wall
forty-eight bottles of beer.. Yeah!

I won't tell! I swear.
I very, very, very swear.

Shh!

I swear.

Unintelligible singing.

Whispers.

Guard- What's this?
Second guard- Bullwinkle.

What do you want
me to do, call maintenance?

Tsk, call maintenance.

Uh, oh. Hey, you think Bruekner's
pulling another drill on us?

I better call maintenance!

What's their number again?

Indecipherable singing continues.

Guard- Yeah, all of a sudden we've got
Rocky and Bullwinkle on all the monitors.

No, no, it's one where Borsch and the
Russian chick take the key from the moose?

Unknown person- How can you compare,
microwaves can do more things in less time

I love this part.

The toaster actually has an advantage
over a microwave..

Yeah, what's that?

Toast! Can't make toast in a microwave.
You need a toaster.

Yeah, you got a point there.

Plus, with the leftover stamps I can do..

Door.

Hey, get those barrels in there!
Come on, quit stalling!

This ain't the post office. Move it!

Hey, G.I. Joe, we're here to pick up, uh,
we're here to pick up.

Well, what do you know, if it ain't
the tardy boys again.

Hey, go grab yourselves
a grape soda and wait.

I think this thing took my quarter, man!

This thing took my quarter, man!

This thing took my quarter, man!

Buddy, where's the head?
I gotta go something fierce.

Sorry, buddy, but the bathroom's
in a restricted area.

You'll need security clearance.

A security clearance to take a wiz?

Hell, who do you gotta see to
take a dump, General Patton?

Hey, careful with that stuff, you moron!

Hey! Hey, meathead!
Hey, gimlet, what're you doing?

Hey! Hey! Hey!
That's toxic waste you're banging!

Hey, chuckles, put that down!

Hey, half those quarters are mine, mighty mouth!

Yo, hamburger, don't make me get nasty!

Hey! Hey!

It's mine!

Give me those quarters! I mean it!

Alright, I'm telling!
Security! Security! Security!

This will be the most
delicate part of the operation, doctor.

The slightest error could result in

abdominal bleeding and
irreversible tissue damage.

Code blue! We've got buzzing.

We're losing him! Red nose!

Red nose!

Okay, doctor, your turn.

Doc. Hey, doc!

Ever think about dad?

Every time I puke.

Are we going to end up like that?

Just play the game, Rafe.

I'm serious, we're foul-ups, Vic.
Just like he was..

We're about to lose our jobs.

We lose our jobs, we lose our truck!

We lose our truck, we lose everything!

Even that guy at Techstart treated
us like foul-ups. He doesn't even know us!

Would you stop worrying?

We're going to make this delivery.

Collect the two g's, start saving some
bread, before you know it,

We'll be all set.

Victor and Rafe's Trucking.

Rafe and Victor's Trucking.

I'm older.

By one minute!

Yeah but that's enough to make
me king and you nothing

if dad had been the king when he died.

Not if you were a girl.

Yeah, but if I was a girl,
you would be a girl.

And I would become queen.

And you still would be nothing.

Okay, but I'm not a girl.

And you would be.

Stupidest conversation I've ever heard!

RIDER!

Hi.

How the hell'd you get in our truck?

Doesn't matter but I'll
show you how she's getting out.

My name's Holly.

Hi, I'm Victor and this is my brother..

Nice to meet you, now outta the truck.

Well, where are you guy's headed?

L.A.

And we gotta be there in uh,
twenty-nine hours and twenty-eight minutes.

So outta the truck.

L.A. Well- well that's perfect.

Let's go kiddo.

Riders are bad luck.

Okay, okay. The Billings airport
if fine and it's on your way.

Please, it's urgent.

See, she's in trouble.
We give her a ride and we're in trouble.

I'm not in trouble.

Hey.

What?

You're sitting on the operation guy.

Look, it's my brother. He's sick.

Very sick. It's a rare blood disease.

Hemoglobinosis.

I've heard of that.

She's going to jinx our shipment, Vic.

How do you jinx toxic waste?

Come on, we're losing time.

The airport's on the way, anyway.

I still gotta take a wiz.

Victor! We're not blowing this delivery!
What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Watch.

You got your own credit card?

It belongs to an old school chum.

I don't even have a library card.

On. Time.

Well, you better find her
because I need that device.

Dr. Marsh, how wonderful to see you.
Come to watch my life fall apart?

What? Yes, I'll hold.
How could you do this to me?

To you? If what I understand is true,
you lied to her. And to me.

Now why would I lie to you?
You have such pretty eyes.

No, not you. Now just call me
when you find out where she is.

Come on, Hayden. Truth time.

You're selling this device
behind her back, aren't you?

Oh, stop it. She knows it's
on the market.

Which market?

I had a little visit
from Holly this morning.

She knows about the
guests in your conference room.

Wait a minute, she told
you all that stuff this morning?

And you're just telling me now?

Oh, good going, Freud.

We've got a sixteen year old girl
out there, alone. On the streets.

I mean, Lord knows what
could happen to her. Or the device.

This better be good, Roberts.

Billings airport west out
to L.A. two o'clock.

Man, she got our credit.

Look at this, she bought some stuff
on her visa by mail last month at

Fredrick's of Hollywood.

Fredrick's? That's my visa number.

Cancel that reservation,
cancel all of her cards, and mine!

And Roberts? Roberts!

Not a word about
the Fredrick's thing, uh?

Well, thanks for the lift you guys.

Good luck to you, kid.

See? I told you she's no jinx.

Alright, alright. Let's roll.

Hang on, I still gotta
take a giganto wiz.

What's the matter with you,
you gotta go every ten minutes.

What do you mean me, Mister
take-a-massive-dump twelve times a day?

Uh, barbarians.

Nice way to talk in front
of the girl, bladder mouth.

I'm sorry,
that reservation has been canceled.

What? Well, there must be some mistake.