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10 Things as bad at penalties as Riyad Mahrez
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Sigh
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#1
Diana Ross circa 1994
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#2
A blindfolded Erling Haaland…
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TAKE 2!
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A tied to a chair and blindfolded Erling Haaland…
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TAKE 3!
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A blow-up doll of Erling Haaland
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Hahahahahaha!!! I love you Erling Haaland!
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CUT TO #3!
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#3
A cardboard cutout of Riyad Mahrez…
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Ref whistles x3
#4
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Benjamin Mendy…
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*WHISTLES*
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Who isn’t allowed to leave the UK in accordance
with his bail conditions
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Thanks a lot 442oons!
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#5
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The Queen
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The disrespect.
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Who wrote this?
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A Liverpool fan?
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#6
Riyad Mahrez’s daughter…
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Sigh.
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Even his daughter takes better penalties.
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Riyad Mahrez’s younger daughter…
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Oh come on…
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Riyad Mahrez’s three month old daughter…
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Oh, now you’re just taking the mick
#7
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Liz Truss
Here comes Liz Truss…
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Oh she’s done a U-turn and she’s gone
DADADADA!
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FLIP THE TORIES
Paul - if Deadpool sees you wearing those
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boots on the pitch,
he’s going to introduce you to his strap on
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Yes boss.
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Sorry boss
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#8 Gareth Southgate
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Damn
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#9
Gareth Southgate’s substitutes
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Go boys!
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Damn
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#10
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These guys…
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Riyad Mahrez’s penalties are worse than
… let me know your ideas in the comments.
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Adios.