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Now I don't wanna lecture anybody but what you boys are getting involved in is dangerous.
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Dad, it's not that big a deal.
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It is a big deal, okay? People can get hurt.
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Believe it or not, I was into cock magic back in college.
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You were?
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Yeah, so I'm not some fuddy duddy who doesn't get it.
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I just wanna make sure if you boys do it you do it right and safely.
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♪♪ [Percussion jazz music] ♪♪
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Dad that's not... That's not cock magic.
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Oh? Not impressed? How 'bout this?
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[Children talking]
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Okay kids, it time for our birthday show.
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Everyone let's be quiet now. Come on!
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Yay, a show! A show!
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Do you kids like magic?
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[Children cheer]
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Okay, well let's all give a cheer for the the Amazingly Randy!
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Hey kids, are we having fun?
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Oh, where'd my hat go?
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Anyone seen my hat?
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Okay, the magician has started. Let's get the cake ready.
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Now some of you might think that this is a little crazy.
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But if you believe in magic... You'll find th-
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OW! OW! Oh god!
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[Children screaming]
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Can somebody help, please?!
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Oh, they're getting a kick out of the magician, huh?
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Can somebody help me out? Can somebody-- You!
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Little girl!
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Can you please? Just- Just check behind your ear.
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[More screaming]
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Oh! It was behind her ear.
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And there we go, we're all better and I am the Amazingly Randy!
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Thank you.
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I hate you!
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And now for your half-time entertainment...
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Please welcome, the incomparable...
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The beautiful...
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...the Amazingly Randy.
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Uh, dude. Your dad is here.
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Thank you, hey!
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You know, we live in a world of brutality and violence.
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And some people think there's no room for wonder anymore.
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Well just for a moment I want you to think one thing.
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Whatever you believe is real... is real.
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♪♪ [Orchestral music] ♪♪
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♪♪ "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie world!" ♪♪
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♪♪ "Life in plastic! It's fantastic!" ♪♪
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♪♪ "C'mon barbie, let's go party." ♪♪
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♪♪ "Ah, ah ah, yeah." ♪♪
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♪♪ "C'mon barbie, let's go party." ♪♪
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♪♪ "Ooo ohh. Ooo ohh." ♪♪
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♪♪ "C'mon barbie, let's go party." ♪♪
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♪♪ "Ah, ah ah, yeah." ♪♪
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♪♪ "C'mon barbie, let's go party." ♪♪
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♪♪ "Ooo ohh. Ooo ohh. Ooo ohh... Ooo ohh... " ♪♪
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Ew!
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Alright for this last bit, I'm going to need a volunteer.
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Anybody?
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I'll volunteer.
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Alright, come on up here.
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What's your name?
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I'm Detective Harris. South Park police.
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Alright, a hand for Detective Harris!
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[Clapping]
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You know, if there is one thing I could leave you all with it's this.
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Let cock magic be done by the professionals.
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Sir?
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♪♪ [Drum roll] ♪♪
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♪♪ [Cymbal crash] ♪♪
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[Clapping]
