Steve Jobs: Resurrection (iPhone 5 Parody)

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Steve Jobs' Apple legacy ended with the iPhone 4GS, or did it?

Directed by: Aaron Simpson
Written by: Andy Ochiltree
Music Production by: Markaholic http://www.markaholic.com/

Featuring:
"Bownce" as Steve Jobs http://www.youtube.com/THICK7music
Eric Bauza as Tim Cook and Fanboy
Mark Byers with backing vocals

Produced by: Mondo Media Inc. http://www.youtube.com/MondoMedia
Executive Producer: John Evershed
Producers: Stevie Wynne Levine, April Pesa

Animation Production by: Smiley Guy Studios http://www.smileyguy.com/
Executive Producer: Jonas Diamond
Animation Director: Denny Silverthorne
Producer: Mike Valiquette
Production Manager: Julie Otten
Animation Supervisor: Mateusz Garbulinski
Design Concepts: Aaron Hong
Editor: Denny Silverthorne
Storyboard Artist: Stephanie Ramon
Design Supervisor: Joel Chahal
Design: Stephanie Ramon, Joseph Lague, Peter Habjan
Background Design: Vladimir Kato
Animation:
Mateusz Garbulinski
Rich Duhaney
Nathan Carey
Kurtis Scott
Craig Schriver
Joseph Lague
Darien Ardell
Visual Effects: Joel Gregorio, Rich Duhaney

LYRICS

COOK: Before I introduce the iFhone 5, I'd just like to say . . .
COOK: Steve Jobs built this company.
COOK: He's the reason we're here today
COOK: and we see the effects of his legacy in everything we do.
COOK: But not anymore! (laughs) Now begins the era of COOK.
COOK: Apple's mine, you hear me? ALL MINE!
COOK: Huh?! Steve?! How the hell...
JOBS: WHAT? You thought if Tupac could come back from the dead STEVE JOBS couldn't figure it out?! PLEASE.

I'm back, bitches!
The man with the plan!
Mac Daddy, even as a hologram {He's back}
It's been awhile, but it's worth the wait
Cause I got the OS that makes ya salivate

Y'all been waitin', debatin' and speculatin' no patience
You peepin' mock-ups and chock-ups and mentally masterbatin'
I been in heaven, (angelic choir sound "Ahhhh")
Workin' on the specs
Choosin' the hotness I'm gonna drop on ya next

My designs so tasty they edible
Even Jesus Christ like
JESUS: Jesus! You're incredible!

COOK: But Steve, you don't handle design.
COOK: That's Jonathan Ive. It's a bald-faced lie!

No one likes you - so shut up, Cook!
Or I'll beat yo skinny ass with my new MacBook
I'm sick of your whinin' and stichin' always complainin' and bitchin'
Someone get this hack Cook out of my kitchen!

Now get ready for some monumental cash flows
Cause Cinco gonna blow your mind, fo sho!

CHORUS (x2):
iFhone 5!
I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
So just buy, and don't ask why
You know you're gonna get an -
iFhone 5!

3Gizzle! That sh*t was a huge success
Then I sold a butt-load of the 3GizzleS
Number four, 'nother score, jaws hittin' the floor,
Y'all acted like you never seen a phone before

I was rich bitch, didn't give a f*ck
Swan divin' into gold like Scrooge Mcduck
San Francisco ridin' all up on my jock
Got more California Love than my boy Tupac {Changes}
But then the word hit the street -
My hardware was obsolete

CHORUS:
iFhone 5!
I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
So just buy, and don't ask why
You know you're gonna get an -
iFhone 5!

And now, the real star of the show
The future of talk -- iFhone cincooooo!

FANBOY: "Bullsh**! It's the same phone as before!
JOBS: Not true! It's got a new power cord.

We switched the dock up arbitrarily,
So I hope you like buyin' new accessories.
See the new design- yeah it's out-of-control
We went nuts and switched it up from black to charcoal {Say what?}

Plus the screen's two millimeters taller
That's gotta be worth at least four hundred dollars

FANBOY: "You did all the cool stuff with iFhone 4!"

But ya still gonna buy it for the app store
Whatcha gonna do - buy the Galaxy?
You'll still line up for iFhone eighty-three!
Cause Apple got the sh*t y'all crave. {Y'all crave}
I teabag Bill Gates from beyond the grave!

COOK: Hallelujah Steve! You've shown me the light!
COOK: It's your Apple, and I'm just taking a bite

It's cool, Cook -- I got a turtleneck for you
Now let's tell these people what they need to do

CHORUS (x2):
iFhone 5!
I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
So just buy, and don't ask why
You know you're gonna get an -
iFhone 5!

Before I introduce the iFone 5,

I'd just like to say

Steve Jobs built this company.

He's the reason we're here today,

and we see the effects of his legacy

in everything we do.

But not anymore!

[Chuckle]

Now begins the era of Cook!

Apple's mine, you hear me? All mine!

Huh?

[Gasping]

Steve?! How the hell?

>>What?

You thought if Tupac could come back from the dead,

Steve Jobs couldn't figure it out? Please!

I'm back, bitches.

The man with the plan!

Mac Daddy, even as a hologram.

>>He's back.

It's been a while, but it's worth the wait,

because I got the OS that makes ya salivate.

Y'all been waitin', debatin'

and speculatin', no patience.

You peepin' mock-ups and chock-ups and mentally masterbatin'.

I been in Heaven,

workin' on the specs,

choosin' the hotness I'm gonna drop on ya next.

>>Word.

My designs so tasty, they edible.

Even Jesus Christ like,

"Jesus, you're incredible!"

>>But Steve, you don't handle design.

That's Jonathan Ive.

It's a bald-faced lie!

No one likes you!

>>Uh-uh.

So shut up, Cook!

Or I'll beat your skinny ass

with my new MacBook.

I'm sick of your whinin' and stitchin,

always complainin' and bitchin'.

Someone get this hack Cook outta my kitchen!

>>It's hot.

Now get ready for some monumental cash flows,

'cause cinco is gonna blow your mind, fo sho!

iFone 5!

I'm a Mac Daddy, dead or alive!

So just buy, and don't ask why.

You know you're gonna get an iFone 5!

iFone 5!

I'm Mac Daddy, dead or alive!

So just buy, and don't ask why.

You know you're gonna get an iFone 5!

3Gizzle, that sh*t was a huge success,

then I sold a butt load of the 3Gizzle S.

Number 4, another score, jaws hittin' the floor,

Y'all actin' like you never seen a phone before.

I was rich, bitch,

didn't give a single f*ck.

Swan diving into gold like I'm Scrooge McDuck.

San Francisco ridin' all up on my jock,

more California love than my boy, Tupac.

Changes.

But then the word hit the street.

My hardware was obsolete.

>>Damn.

iFone 5!

I'm Mac Daddy, dead or alive!

So just buy, and don't ask why.

You know you're gonna get an iFone 5!

And now, the real star of the show,

the future of talk,

iFone cinco!

>>Bullsh*t! It's the same phone as before!

>>Not true! It's got a new power cord.

We switched up the dock arbitrarily,

so I hope you like buying new accessories.

See the new design? Yeah, it's out of control.

We went nuts and switched it up from black to charcoal.

>>Say what?

Plus the screen's 2 millimeters taller.

That's gotta be worth at least 400 dollars.

>>You did all the cool stuff with the iFone 4!

>>But you're still gonna buy for the app store.

Whatcha gonna do? Buy the Galaxy?

You'll still line up for iFone 83!

Eighty-thrizzle!

'Cause Apple got the sh*t y'all crave.

I teabag Bill Gates from beyond the grave.

>>Hallelujah, Steve!

You've shown me the light!

It's your apple, and I'm just taking a bite.

>>It's cool, Cook.

I got a turtleneck for you.

Now let's tell these people what they need to do!

>Sing it!

iFone 5!

I'm Mac Daddy, dead or alive!

So just buy, and don't ask why.

You know you're gonna get an iFone 5!

iFone 5!

I'm MacDaddy, dead or alive!

So just buy, and don't ask why.

You know you're gonna get an iFone 5!