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Welcome to the Mortal Kombat tournament!
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Here, you shall fight one another to the dead
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for the faith of your world depends on it
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Hue hue hue
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Fear not Johnny Cage, I have chosen you to defend
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earthrealm from Shang Tsung's forces of evil
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Coaugh cough
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Behold, the tournament schedule
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The first fight shall be Johnny Cage versus Liu Kang
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Then after that it will be Johnny Cage versus Kano
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Than Johnny Cage versus Scorpion so on and so fourth
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Any questions?
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Yeah, I Johnny Cage first timer
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With all the respect sir, it kind of looks like
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You have me fighting everyone
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Indeed,
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One by one?
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It does look like that, yes
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Yeah, it is just, that is not really how a tournament works
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Excuse me?!
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Whether there supposed to be brackets, this is just me
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fighting one guy after another
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What is your point?
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Well, for example Sonya up is up on round seven
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So, what is she do before that
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She waits I suppose
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So Sonya gets a six round by
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If you want to clarify that,yeah
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Okay this is unfair or illogical, what happens if I lose?
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Well I suppose everyone wins,Right
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You kidding me,What retard organized this
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Wow wow wow, We do not use this odd word
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in front of Goro
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He worked very hard on the tournament schedule
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Didn't you Goro?
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Goro make good schedule
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Yes, and he did a very good job
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Do not afraid Johnny,I believe in your skills
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Like your shadow kick
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My shadow kick?! This guy shots lazers out of his face
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What about that guy?
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Jesus christ, did anybody see that?! it is not we all do
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during a fight is it?
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Oh dont worry about Sub Zero
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You are not fighting him until round six
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What what?! You are fighting too?
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Oh yeah, well. I thought I double our chances
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You telling me I have to fight every single person in this
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death tournament, including the immortal wizard god
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You said me here
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Yeah
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Enough!
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Earth wariors. Take your positions.
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Alright
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At least I am fighting somebody normal first
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Shame on you!
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Ah fine... Hey Goro I'm sorry man
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Fatality!
