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There is a new TV show that just came out,
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it's called Top Chef,
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I don't know if you have seen it.
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September 10, 2010.
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Cyprien walks quietly in the street.
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At the same time an asteroid threatens to
crash on the earth.
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Any measure is taken by the leading forces
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who have not been warned because of an
error of inattention.
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Fortunately, it degrades into the air and
becomes a dust
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which comes in contact with a Cyprien's
oily hair,
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and by a molecular reaction that we can't
explain now
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coupled with a scriptwriting ease,
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a time warp is created
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propelling Cyprien several years before,
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and, he will never know it.
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I'm suffering from the Top Chef's curse.
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It means that the evening when I eat the
worst crap,
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it's Top Chef's time.
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What's for dinner ?
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Well.. I took all the leftover feed of the
week, put it all in a Tupperware,
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add some water, in the micro-wave,
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and here it is, a kind of quiche,
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and for the bread, we got pizza crusts.
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30 seconds !
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They do it on purpose ! They know it !
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It's to put us off of not eating well.
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Let me eat shit in peace.
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There is one disingenuous thing with
Top Chef,
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from the beginning, the opening credits,
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with the head of all candidates,
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they should remove the face of people
eliminated over the weeks,
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it looks obvious !
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Sorry but it's not good, for you the
adventure stops here.
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Is it possible to remove me from
the credits ?
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Not at all, no way !
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We will show your face every week to
millions of viewers
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who will tell "I have no fucking idea of
who this guy is".
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Great.
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This is Top Chef.
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Honestly people who make this show, wow,
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well done honestly, first because it's
really well paced,
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the music ! Have you ever heard the music
they put in Top Chef ?
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Oh, you're watching Pirates of the
Caribbean ?
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No I'm watching a guy cuting leeks.
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And what happen this year ?
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They have changed almost the whole jury !
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Thierry Marx, there is no Thierry
Marx anymore, my favorite !
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Well, he left for new projects,
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for gastronomic things, culinary,
something technical I guess,
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which take him a lot of time,
that must be the reason.
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Lustucru "As a chef",
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pasta that make you want to cook,
as a chef.
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The only remaining jury member is
the robot.
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What ? Don't try to make me believe
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that Jean-François Piège is a human being.
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Someone who stands like this naturally,
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is, of course, an artificial intelligence.
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Excellent cooking, it's my favorite.
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And who did they put in the jury ? Who ?
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Philippe Etchebest !
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The guy who yells at you non-stop, like this :
