Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series (YGOTAS): Episode 21 - Massively Multiplayer Online Children's Card Game

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Too much Tron for Kaiba, methinks.

[*Battlestar Galactica* Opening Theme]

I can't believe the five of you
tried to take over my company.

And don't forget how they kidnapped me.

Yeah, that too.

Mr. Kaiba, please let us explain.

We were just pretending to work for Pegasus.

I instantly forgive you.

But I'm still pretty sore about that
whole trying to kill me thing.

By the way, we've finished work on
your new virtual card game system.

Feel free to test it out.

If you dare.

'Kay thanks.

Wait, Seto, it's clearly a trap!

Why are you being so gullible and out of character?

Initiate log on sequence.

We're sorry, the server you are attempting to
join is currently experiencing loading issues.

Please stand by until we correct this problem.

Once I finish playing this childish video game,

I'll arrest those guys for trying ot murder me.

Wake up, Seto, it's time for my story.

Hello?

Your brother can't hear you anymore.

We've made him addicted to online gaming.

You bastards!

Attention, duelists!

My hair will huff,

and my hair will puff,

and my hair will blow your house in.

He's escaped!

He must have crawled through the ventilation shaft.

Hey, Mom, you'll never guess what just happened.

Oh, hi, Dad.

Can you put Mom on the line?

What do you mean, she's asleep?

Wake her up, then!

["Kawaita Sakebi" - JP OP]

Okay, Gramps, hand over all your meoney

and Tristan won't have to break your kneecaps.

Whoever you are, please don't hurt me.

I'm wet in more ways than one.

Your brother's been kidnapped?

Yes, that is exactly what I just finished telling you.

I didn't know who else to turn to you,

so I came here.

Forget about it.

There's no way we're helping your brother.

He smells like wee-wee.

But he's been trapped inside a video
game world where monsters are—

Did you just say video game?

Yes, but it's very dangerous—

Come on, let's go play the video game!

Anything to take a break from
these crappy card games.

Bye, Gramps!

You'd better have that money when we get back.

I'm going to die of pneumonia.

Hooray!

Um, Yugi, before you go,

there's something I need to tell you.

Don't worry, Téa, I know all about it.

Really?

Yeah.

You're in love with me, right?

Actually, I'm in love with your sexy alter-ego.

Oh.

Well, this is kind of awkward.

Bye, darling!

X-nay on the arling-day.

This virtual world Kaiba created
is super special awesome.

It's like walking into an episode of Reboot.

Hello!

Nyeh?

Hey, listen!

Man, this fairy is really annoying.
(Hey, listen!)

Let's kill it.
(Hey, listen!)

Get back here, you!
(Hey, listen!)

I'm gonna rip your wings off with a pair of tweezers.
(Hey, listen!)

Damn, it got away.

Look, it's Agrabah!

Let's go find the genie voiced by Robin Williams.

And occasionally by Dan Castellaneta.

He'll save my brother.

What the hell are you doing here, Mai?

I've been beta-testing this game for KaibaCorp.

That's just about the least likely story I've ever heard.

I've been thinking.

What if we're all part of some enormous virtual world?

What if we exist in a fictional universe

created by some Japanese guy

who likes card games?

Tristan, that is without a doubt the
dumbest thing you've ever said.

And so then I said, "Attention, duelists!"

Man, you should've been there.

Uh-oh. We're in trouble.

Something's come along and it's burst our bubble.

Yeah, yeah.

Hello, I'm Princess Adena.

This is just wrong.

I've never been more traumatized in my entire life.

Why would my brother create something so twisted?

Now do you see why we hate him so much?

Welcome to the land of Simlou.

Every year, my people are beset by a terrible evil.

A mythic dragon descends
from on high to devour the—

Question.

Um, yes?

Just what the hell are you, anyway?

Are you a boy or a girl?

Maybe it's a she-male.

You know, like Bakura.

Whatever it is, it's going to haunt
my dreams for the rest of my life.

Excuse me, brave heroes,

I'm trying to tell you about the suffering of my people.

I think it's pretty obvious why
your people are suffering.

Their ruler is a transvestite.

The only way to defeat the mythic dragon

is by resurrecting the ancient flying machine which—

Why weren't you censored, anyway?

I mean, what, guns are bad, but cross-
dressing princesses are A-OK?

What the hell is going on?

Why haven't I had any screen time?

You've been kidnapped, Seto Kaiba.

That's already been established.

Just what the hell is the point of this scene?

It gives the fangirls a chance to see you in chains.

Grrr.

Speaking of fanservice,

check me out.

I can't believe Téa likes Yami more than me.

Forget about her, kiddo.

You deserve a real woman.

Like me.

Mrs. Valentine, are you trying to seduce me?

You know what the difference
is between you and me?

I make this look good.

It's a whole army of Duel Monsters.

YUGI: They got Princess Adena.

JOEY: Thank God for that!
She was really freakin' me out.

Oh no! They kidnapped Mokuba!

Why the heck was Mokuba dressed like you?

Um, well...

Let's trade outfits.

I've always wanted to look pretty.

Looks like we'll have to resurrect
the ancient flying machine.

I activate the Ocarina of Time.

["Saria's Song"]

That made no sense whatsoever.

Hooray!

Niipples!

I brought you a little present, Kaiba.

Seto!

Mokuba?

Why the hell were you dressed like a girl?

Oh, like you've never tried it.

Ha! Sword Stalker, free my brother!

Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom.

And then once you're in the Recycle Bin,

I'm going to right-click on it and
select, "Empty Recycle Bin,"

because otherwise you would just
be taking up unnecessary space.

In othe rwords, I'm going to kill you.

Come forth, Blue Eyes!

No! This was so avoidable!

If anybody asks, I rescued you.

Yes, Big Brother.

We can't let those brats escape
the virtual world in one piece.

That's right, so let's all stand up
dramatically at the same time.

Excellent.

Hey, Kaiba, we're here to rescue you.

That won't be necessary, I'm kind of free already.

Then what the heck was the point of the princess

and the flying machine and all that other crap we did?

Hahahaha!

Well done, all of you, you've reached the last stage.

Now get ready to face the final boss.

They're hacking into the computer system.

Once we destroy you, people will soon jump to the
conclusion that video games are dangerous.

And then all video games will be banned.

Listen, pal.

You can try to take over my company.

You can kidnap my little brother.

You can even try to kill me.

But when you f**k around with
video games, you've gone too far.

It's time to slay the dragon!

[*Dragon Ball Z* Theme]

Noooo!
[*Dragon Ball Z* Theme]

[*Dragon Ball Z* Theme]

This loot system sucks.

Welcome back, brave heroes.
(Hey, listen.)

You have saved our people.
(Hey, listen.)

Let's get out of here.
(Hey, listen.)

That fairy is starting to piss me off.
(Hey, listen.)

That game was more disappointing than Fable.
(Hey, listen.)

Tristan, do I look fat?

Little busy here!

Yugi!

You're okay.

That's right, Jezebel.

I mean, Téa.

Now that we're out of the video game,

you guys can't do a thing to me.

Actually, we can still beat the crap out of you.

Oh yeah...

Hold still, you little punk!

[punch]
Ow! My ribs!

[punch]
Ow! My other ribs!

[punch]
Tristan, why are you punching him?

[punch]
I don't know.

[*Super Mario* Game Over Theme]

["Feel Good Inc." - Gorillaz]

Attention, Mother.

I've just been told I'm not going to be
in any more episodes after this one.

My hair is crying...

I don't have anywhere else to go.

Could I move in with you?