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The family is one of nature's masterpieces
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Come on coach, you've gotta take that kid out
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You wanna take him out? How about I take you out!
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Hunny, they are all in 6th, let's take it down ...
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This is the story of three very unique families
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Oh, this must be your dad?
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Her dad? No, no that's funny. Actually no, I'm her husband
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Don't be fooled by the, uh...
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Give me a second here
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Jay and Gloria are newlyweds
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I come from a small village, very poor but very very beautiful
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It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the
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What's the word? Murders
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Yes, the murders
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Phil and Claire have a traditional family
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Dad! What happened? Luke just shot me!
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They're only plastic bibis. Buddy, uncool
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That's it?
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No no no no no, the agreement was that if he shoots someone you shoot him
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But he's got a birthday party
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You can shoot him afterwards, he'll be home at 2
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I can't shoot him at 2, I'm showing a house at 2
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What about 3?
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No, we've got a soccer game at 3 and then
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Oh, we've gotta leave for that dinner thing at 5
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4:15, you can shoot him at 4:15
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Yeah, I guess that works for me
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Oooh. Shoot Luck
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Sorry dude, it's on the calendar
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Then, there's Mitchell and Cameron
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We just adopted her, we're bringing her home for the fist time
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Look at that baby with those cream puffs
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Okay, excuse me
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Excuse me, but this baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us, cream puff
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And you know what note to all of you who judge
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You small-minded ignorant few
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Mitchell! What?
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She's got the cream puffs
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Oh
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We would like to pay for everyone's head-sets
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And while, they are three very different families
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Why are you smiling? What?
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Dad you have got to talk to mom
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Well hunny, you're mom isn't always as cool about things
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Oh! What is with this thing!
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Owww!
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Count to three
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One, tw... Three! Okay
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What the hell is that? Is that us, with wings?
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We're floating above her allways there to protect her
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Well, that's reasuring right Lilly?
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We tore you away from everything you know but don't worry
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Things are normal here, your fathers are floating fairies
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They are all trying to survive in one very modern world
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I wanna tell Bruna Phullman I love her
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Oh for God's sakes
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Manny she's 16
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Oh, it's okay for you to take an older lover?
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Hey hey watch it
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Sports guy chest bump, no. Sports guy chest bump, Cam...
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Oh, sorry
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We're all in this together yes we are we are stars...
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I'm the cool dad, that's that's my thing
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Come on!