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Dying Mrs. Gomez - SNL

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    >>> MOM, WE'RE RIGHT HERE.
    >> MICHAEL, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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    >> HOW'S SHE DOING?
    >> NOT GOOD.
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    BUT SHE'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
    IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
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    >> I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD.
    I'M GLAD IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
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    >> IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.
    >> OH, LOOK, I THINK SHE WANTS
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    TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU.
    >> MICHAEL, COME HERE, MICHAEL.
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    >> HI, MRS. GOMEZ.
    WHAT IS IT?
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    >> THERE IS SOMETHING THAT I
    NEED TO TELL YOU.
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    >> YES, MA'AM.
    ANYTHING.
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    WHAT IS IT?
    YOU CAN TELL ME.
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    >> I -- I -- NEVER MADE IT.
    >> NEVER MADE IT?
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    WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NEVER MADE
    IT"?
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    >> I -- I -- I NEVER MADE IT AS
    A WISE MAN.
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    ♪ I COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR
    MAN STEALING ♪
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    [ GROANS ]
    >> UM, WHAT WAS THAT,
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    MRS. GOMEZ.
    WAS THAT A NICKELBACK SONG?
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    >> UHHH.
    >> MICHAEL, I THINK SHE NEEDS TO
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    REST.
    >> JUST WAIT.
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    I NEED TO HEAR THAT AGAIN.
    MRS. GOMEZ, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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    >> EHH.
    >> I CAN'T STAND SEEING HER IN
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    PAIN.
    >> IT WILL BE OKAY.
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    >> NO, MRS. GOMEZ.
    PLEASE.
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    >> I -- I --
    ♪♪♪
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    ♪ I NEVER MADE IT
    AS A WISE MAN
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    I COULDN'T CUT IT AS
    A POOR MAN STEALING ♪
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    ♪ TIRED OF LIVING LIKE
    A BLIND MAN
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    I'M SICK AND TIRED WITHOUT
    A SENSE OF FEELING ♪
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    ♪ AND THIS IS HOW
    YOU REMIND ME
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    THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME
    OF WHAT I REALLY AM ♪
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    UGH!
    >> NO!
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    MRS. GOMEZ.
    >> OH, MY GOD!
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    JONATHAN GET THE PARAMEDICS
    QUICK.
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    MICHAEL, WHAT DID SHE SAY?
    >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT ROCKED!
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    COME ON, MRS. GOMEZ.
    WAKE UP!
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    >> WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE.
    IS THIS THE WOMAN WHO FELL INTO
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    THE MOSH PIT AT THE NICKELBACK
    CONCERT?
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    >> IT IS.
    CLEAR THE AREA.
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    >> WHAT DID MY MOM SAY?
    >> IT'S PERSONAL.
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    >> BUT YOU CAN TELL US, WE'RE
    HER KIDS.
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    >> GIVE ME THE DEFIBRILLATORS!
    >> COPY.
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    >> I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE READY TO
    HEAR THIS.
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    YOUR MOM SAID SOMETHING REALLY
    COOL.
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    >> COME ON, MICHAEL.
    THOSE MIGHT BE MY MOTHER'S LAST
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    WORDS.
    YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL US?
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    >> OKAY, FINE.
    SHE SAID -- MAN, THIS IS
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    HEAVY -- SHE SAID --
    ♪ I NEVER MADE IT
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    AS A WISE MAN
    I COULDN'T CUT IT AS
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    A POOR MAN STEALING ♪
    >> CLEAR.
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    ♪ TIRED OF LIVING LIKE A BLIND
    MAN ♪
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    ♪ I'M SICK AND TIRED
    WITHOUT A SENSE OF FEELING ♪
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    >> HEARD A LOT OF LAST WORDS AND
    YOUR MOM'S KICKED THE MOST ASS.
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    CLEAR!
    ♪ THIS IS HOW YOU
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    REMIND ME OF WHAT
    I REALLY AM
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    THIS IS HOW YOU ♪
    ♪ REMIND ME OF WHAT
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    I REALLY AM ♪
    >> CLEAR!
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    ♪ IT'S NOT LIKE YOU
    TO SAY SORRY
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    I WAS WAITING ON
    A DIFFERENT STORY ♪
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    ♪ THIS TIME I'M MISTAKEN
    FOR HANDING YOU A
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    HEART WORTH BREAKING
    I'VE BEEN WRONG ♪
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    ♪ I'VE BEEN DOWN
    INTO THE BOTTOM
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    OF EVERY BOTTLE
    THESE FIVE WORDS ♪
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    ♪ IN MY HEAD
    ARE WE HAVING FUN YET
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    YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
    >> OH, NO!
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    >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
    ABOUT.
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    >> I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE
    CLAPPING.
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    THIS WOMAN IS DEAD.
Title:
Dying Mrs. Gomez - SNL
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:34
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