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THE HOBBIT (BEHIND THE SCENES) MOCKSTARS

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    Good morning, everyone.
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    Today we are recording in the studio,
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    the music studio, to record
    the song for The Hobbit.
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    It kinda sounds like this:
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    (vocalizing to rap music)
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    I almost dropped my camera. No!
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    Brudda, whatcha doin' today?
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    Do you like to play ukulele, man?
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    Just jokin', brudda.
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    What's the scoop?
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    (mischievous laughter)
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    (Alex) Boom!
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    Boom, I don't know what
    all these equipment buttons do
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    but I know it must make
    sound stuff sound pretty nice.
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    I'm a dragon but I cash in
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    That gold I'm gon be snatchin'
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    One ring I'm gon be flashin'
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    Little hobbit, you cannot catch him!
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    Hi, guys, we're on the set
    of The Hobbit music video.
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    Right now, we have to sneak past a police man
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    and look not suspicious.
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    How do you do that?
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    Skills, my friends.
    Spy skills.
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    I watched all the 007 movies
    when I was a kid.
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    (Alex) Hey! Hey!
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    That's Gollum.
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    Hey, Gollum!
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    Hey!
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    (dopey laugh)
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    Hey, it's such a Gollum.
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    - (Gollum growls)
    - (Alex) Nooo!
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    My precious hair!
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    (man) Whoa!
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    (snarling) Ah, my precious hair.
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    You're a real boy!
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    I'm a real hobbit!
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    Ah! Hah hah!
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    That really messed you up.
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    It's probably the iron or the mercury in it.
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    (rap music)
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    (giggling)
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    Don't look now, but we
    have some Teddy Grahams.
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    Oh, yeah, ooh!
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    12 packs of snacks.
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    See, I'm gonna eat all the Twinkies
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    that they're throwing away
    'cause they're not gonna sell them anymore.
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    Whoop, whoop, whoop!
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    La, la, la. La, la, la.
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    (vocalizing)
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    (still vocalizing)
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    Aah, make me look young again.
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    (dopey laugh)
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    That's what I call a makeover.
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    Bilbo, can you carry my things up this hill?
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    I'm quite exhausted.
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    Bilbo, can I have the rest of your bread?
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    Oh my god!
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    Now sing the other line.
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    And you guys are just kinda like,
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    Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins.
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    Last shot of the day.
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    (stoner laugh) We had
    a lot of Taco Bell for lunch.
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    (laughter)
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    (laughing)
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    Don't try it.
    Don't move your head too much.
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    (laughing)
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    Oh, yeah! Whoo.
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    The camera's shooting.
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    [inaudible] we are
    all living our normal lives,
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    just trying to survive.
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    It's just shooting us, making history,
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    making life longer than it already is.
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    As you can see, part of my skin is falling off.
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    Do you know why?
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    Look into my eyes.
    Maybe it's the Matrix.
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    Maybe we're all made out of fakeness.
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    Who really knows?
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    But we keep on living our lives,
    try to keep breathing,
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    trying to stay healthy,
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    and as you can't see from
    this particular lens that I'm in,
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    I'm not doing a fairly good job.
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    This is where I'm going to edit
    The Hobbit music video,
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    in this little cafe here.
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    That's right. I'm going to get started.
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    Check it out and have a good laugh.
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    Shake your booty.
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    Do whatever you gotta do, girlfriend,
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    'cause that's what I do
    at the end of the day.
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    All I want to do is dance and party,
    party, fun, fun all night long.
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    (sassy snapping)
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    Peace out, honeys.
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    I'm gonna go eat a Twinkie.
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    (laughing)
Title:
THE HOBBIT (BEHIND THE SCENES) MOCKSTARS
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:11
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