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[ DOORBELL ]
>> DID SOMEBODY ORDER AN EXTRA
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LARGE SAUSAGE?
>> YEAH, WE SURE DID.
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>> IS IT NICE AND HOT?
>> IT SURE IS.
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BUT THAT WILL BE TEN BUCKS,
LADIES.
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>> AW, BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MONEY.
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>> YEAH, IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY
WE CAN PAY FOR ALL THAT SAUSAGE?
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>> YEAH, WE'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> WELL, I MEAN, I GUESS THERE
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IS ONE THING YOU COULD DO.
>> OH.
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>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE
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NOT MAKING NO MONEY.
IT DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE.
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I MEAN, WE GETTING ORDERS.
>> HEY, AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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>> SORRY, SIR, I'M BEAT.
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO ANY
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DELIVERIES TODAY.
>> I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU
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GO.
>> WHAT?
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YOU'RE FIRING ME?
BUT WHY?
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>> 'CAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE.
EVERY DELIVERY TAKES YOU, LIKE,
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AN HOUR.
AND THEN YOU NEED A NAP.
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AND THEN, MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU
HAVEN'T BROUGHT BACK A DIME YET.
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>> THAT'S NOT MY FAULT, SIR.
I GOT A LOT OF CUSTOMERS THAT
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DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
>> THIS AIN'T NO CHARITY.
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THIS IS A BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT?
DID YOU BRING THE PIZZA BACK?
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>> WELL, NO, THE LAST TIME I
BROUGHT IT BACK YOU GOT MAD AT
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ME, MAN.
>> BUT THAT'S BECAUSE IT HAD A
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GIANT HOLE CUT OUT THE MIDDLE OF
IT.
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IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEBODY STUCK
THEIR WHOLE ARM IN THE DAMN
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THING.
I CAN'T RESALE THAT.
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>> WHERE'S THE PIZZA?
>> WHY, I JUST ATE IT MYSELF.
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>> NO, SIR.
OH, GOD, SIR, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
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EAT THAT PIE.
>> I CAN'T AFFORD TO WASTE NO
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FOOD.
I'M BROKE THANKS TO YOU.
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AND THERE WEREN'T NO SAUSAGE ON
IT.
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>> WELL, THERE WAS.
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>> OH, HEY, OKAY.
>> YEAH, BIG WILLIE PIZZA, HOME
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OF THE GREAT BIG WILLIES.
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
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>> OKAY, MA'AM, YOU WANT ANOTHER
EXTRA LARGE SAUSAGE FOR YOU AND
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YOUR SISTER TO SHARE.
OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE?
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OH, WELL ACTUALLY, HE'S BEING
FIRED RIGHT NOW.
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BUT -- HELLO?
HELLO?
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THAT'S YOU AT THAT BUS STATION
BATHROOM.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD DO
ANYTHING TO MAKE SOME QUICK
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CASH.
SO I GAVE YOU THIS JOB.
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BUT IT JUST AIN'T WORKING OUT.
>> YOU GOT TO GIVE ME ANOTHER
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CHANCE, MAN.
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOVE
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THIS JOB.
>> OH, DO YOU?
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T ACT LIKE IT.
I MEAN, DID YOU EVEN SHOWER
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TODAY?
>> WELL, YEAH, WHY?
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>> 'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE
SHELLFISH AND KARATE CLASS?
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
BUT YOU ARE RIPE.
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[ PHONE RINGING ]
HANG ON A SECOND.
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BIG WILLIE PIZZA.
WE COME WHERE YOU ASK.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YOU WANT A NICE BIG MEATY SUB
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FOR YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY?
OKAY, WE CAN DO THAT.
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IN FACT, I WILL PERSONALLY BRING
IT MYSELF.
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HELLO?
HELLO?
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MAN, WE ARE LOSING BUSINESS
BECAUSE OF THESE DAMN PHONES.
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>> SIR, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING I CAN DO TO KEEP THIS
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JOB.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
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>> ANYTHING?
>> HUH?
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>> DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'D DO
ANYTHING TO KEEP THIS JOB?
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>> YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS.
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>> WELL, THERE IS ONE THING YOU
CAN DO FOR ME?
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>> WAIT A SECOND, SIR, IF YOU
WANT TO HAVE SEX, I'M GOING TO
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NEED LIKE AN HOUR AND A NAP.
>> HAVE SEX?
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WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE PLACE
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WHERE I TRADE SEX FOR PIZZA,
MAN.
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>> WHAT?
>> MAN, I JUST WANTED YOU TO
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SHOOT MY FATHER-IN-LAW FOR ME.
>> THANK GOD.
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>> SO IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER HAVE
MY MONEY?
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>> WELL, YEAH, BUT I CAN
EXPLAIN, MAN.
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>> MAN, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY
OFFICE.
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NOW, YOU DAMN SICKO.
[ PHONE RINGING ]
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HELLO, BIG WILLIE'S PIZZA LOOK,
LADY, WE AIN'T GOT NO MORE FOOT
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LONG SALAMI, ALL RIGHT?
HE'S BEEN FIRED.
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BUT CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A
RESPECTABLE MIDDLE SIZED --
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HELLO?
HELLO?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS DAMN
PHONE?