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Welcome to Just Between Us
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I'm Allison!
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I'm Gaby. Or am I?
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My hair's so different.
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Yeah it's different.
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We both went through
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huge transformations.
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I cut my own bangs.
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Allison, my hair is
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literally a totally different color.
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You're not gonna talk about
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how I changed my hair?
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I said I liked it!
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Yeah, but isn't it like-
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extreme?
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It's too much, maybe?
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It's like- it's like too punk?
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I think it looks nice.
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(sighs)
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Well that's disappointing.
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Why do I do anything
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if it's not gonna shock you?
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It's very hard to shock me
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at this point.
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I'm still uncomfortable.
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I'm just not shocked.
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♪ (groovy music) ♪
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This week,
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we have a REAL question
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from a REAL viewer.
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That's right, folks.
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People have been emailing our gmail!
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I actually looked at the gmail,
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and it's true.
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People HAVE been emailing us.
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I can't believe it.
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There are like 7 emails
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spread across the country!
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Including one from Ireland!
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Hello, mom and dad.
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I'm doing something with my life.
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This week's REAL question is
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how do you hit on a guy
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when you're out?
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From Emily in Georgia.
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Here is a misconception:
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that all women are desirable.
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I'm not saying that you won't be
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desirable to some men,
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but you're not desirable to all men.
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Uhh, nope.
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I think pretty much any girl
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could get any guy.
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I can prove you wrong.
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Maybe you just need to have confidence.
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I like to do a game
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where I'm super mean to them.
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So maybe go up and
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insult their jacket,
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or tell them their hair looks stupid.
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Just anything to make them
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doubt themselves and then
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you just swoop in there.
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My biggest piece of advice
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on how to hit on a guy
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when you're out is don't bring Gaby.
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I've never had you not
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cause the man to leave in an uproar
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or cause the man to leave with you.
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Yeah, that's success.
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I think that you should only
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be interested enough
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where you could deny your interest later.
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Y'know, so you don't get embarrassed.
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If I could go up to men
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that I was interested in in public
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and just put a sticker on them
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that says 'mine',
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I would do that.
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And there wouldn't be
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any men left for everyone else.
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That's because no one else
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had stickers printed off.
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Emily,
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you can meet someone
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anywhere you want to.
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That's the privilege of
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being a girl.
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That's the one benefit we get.
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Couldn't vote til 1920,
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but we can hook up with
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pretty much any guy we want.
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Just be as weird as possible.
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I don't like when
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girls are like
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"what should I write back in this text?
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What should I say to this guy?"
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Say fucking crazy shit.
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Be like, "did you know
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a duck's penis is a corkscrew?"
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Whatever!
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And then if they can't hang,
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they'll leave and
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then you didn't
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want them anyway.
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A duck's penis,
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it's the shape of a corkscrew?
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Oh yeah!
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Because the duck's
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vagina is labyrinthian.