[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.06,0:00:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.98,0:00:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.24,0:00:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.11,0:00:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10 years since the last release of Star Wars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.14,0:00:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,4 weeks before release
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.09,0:00:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The nerd awakens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.92,0:00:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2 weeks before release
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.61,0:00:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.67,0:00:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No limit to the human impulse to buy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.16,0:00:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2 weeks before release
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.57,0:00:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The 17th?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.37,0:00:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The nerdiness returns once again
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Package delivery!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.38,0:00:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy's crazy...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.87,0:00:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to take Thursday off?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.24,0:01:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.88,0:01:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And becoming a nerd begins
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.02,0:01:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(10 days before release)\NStar~ Wars~
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.86,0:01:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(10 days before release)\NGood and evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.93,0:01:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OOooowwwoong~~
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.78,0:01:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darth Vader!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.64,0:01:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hu~ pa~ hu~ pa~
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.97,0:01:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(I'm your father~)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.11,0:01:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YODA!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.82,0:01:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Use your force~!)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.77,0:01:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pishuung~ PUSHUI!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.99,0:01:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jar-Jar Binks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.03,0:01:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate this bastard!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.32,0:01:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Die! Die!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.51,0:01:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one can stop him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.61,0:01:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day before release
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.97,0:01:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ticket sold out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.86,0:01:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.22,0:01:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deputy section chief.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.14,0:01:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, department head.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.32,0:01:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were all nerds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.12,0:01:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Release day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.06,0:01:54.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're late.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.03,0:02:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Star Wars: The Nerd Awakens