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[heart monitor beeps]

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[80's music plays in background]

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How you doin', Bob?

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How you doin'?

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It's all gonna be good.

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You're in safe hands.

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Dr. Pewds is in...in....uh...in the house?

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[bell dings]

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Yeah.

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Alright, Bob.

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You may feel a slight pain in your chest area.

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Don't worry, it's normal.

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And if your balls tickle, that's normal too.

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In three. One...two...three....

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[bam, bam bam, bam]

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Oh...whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa.

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[laughs]

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That's how we do it in PewDiePie town, bitches.

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Get out!

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[crash]

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Uh? What the fuck are you?

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[squishy liver sound]

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

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Is that his liver?

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Awww, they're cuddling.

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They're so cute.

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High five.

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No? You bitch!

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Don't make me slap you.

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I do believe this is how you hold a scissor.

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That's how they teach you in school, isn't it?

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Alright, Bob. This is gonna--

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Ahhh!

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[scissors embed into skull]

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Are you ok there?

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Come on, baby. [yells]

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Alright, let's get the stomach out.

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[squishy sounds]

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There you go. You don't need that shit.

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Yugh. Disgusting, isn't it, Bob?

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There it is! [Gasp]

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Come on, baby.

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Don't you dare die on me now, Bob.

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YOLO mode.

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[more squishy noises as PewDiePie jams heart into torso]

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Get that shit in there.

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It's in. It's in. IT'S FUCKING IN.

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[wham, wham, wham]

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It's in, I tell you.

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It's in.

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What do you want from me?

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Calm down.

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[more squishy sounds]

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[PewDiePie yells in Swedish]

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[depressing piano music starts to play]

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Surgery fail.

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It was going so well...

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[phone rings]

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Ah. Stop calling me, Miranda!

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I don't want to date you.

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[phone rings again]

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Desperate bitch.

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Are you ready for the insertion, baby?

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Oh, that's right.

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Oh! [laughs]

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No--

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What the fuck?!

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Don't you dare resist my insertion.

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Wha-?

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I finger you.

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What the fuck?!

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What the-ahhh. AHHHHHH.

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[techno music plays]

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[party favor sounds]