[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.40,0:00:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[heart monitor beeps]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.76,0:00:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[80's music plays in background]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.30,0:00:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doin', Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.65,0:00:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.64,0:00:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all gonna be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.76,0:00:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in safe hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.76,0:00:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Pewds is in...in....uh...in the house?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.60,0:00:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bell dings]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.96,0:00:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.01,0:00:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.04,0:00:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may feel a slight pain in your chest area.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.34,0:00:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, it's normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.31,0:00:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if your balls tickle, that's normal too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.91,0:00:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In three. One...two...three....
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.21,0:00:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[bam, bam bam, bam]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.71,0:00:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.69,0:00:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.07,0:00:41.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how we do it in PewDiePie town, bitches.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.45,0:00:43.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.05,0:00:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[crash]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.02,0:00:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh? What the fuck are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.25,0:00:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[squishy liver sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.10,0:00:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.79,0:00:48.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that his liver?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.07,0:00:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awww, they're cuddling.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.62,0:00:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're so cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.17,0:00:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,High five.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.19,0:00:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No? You bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.48,0:00:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make me slap you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.56,0:00:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do believe this is how you hold a scissor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how they teach you in school, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.71,0:01:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, Bob. This is gonna--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.18,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[scissors embed into skull]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.47,0:01:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ok there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.68,0:01:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, baby. [yells]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.39,0:01:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, let's get the stomach out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.89,0:01:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[squishy sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.23,0:01:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go. You don't need that shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.55,0:01:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yugh. Disgusting, isn't it, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.62,0:01:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There it is! [Gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.77,0:01:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.61,0:01:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you dare die on me now, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.37,0:01:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOLO mode.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.26,0:01:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[more squishy noises as PewDiePie jams heart into torso]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.95,0:01:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get that shit in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.92,0:01:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's in. It's in. IT'S FUCKING IN.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.33,0:01:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[wham, wham, wham]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.33,0:01:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's in, I tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.92,0:01:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.71,0:01:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want from me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.88,0:01:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.93,0:01:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[more squishy sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.58,0:01:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[PewDiePie yells in Swedish]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.34,0:01:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[depressing piano music starts to play]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.71,0:01:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surgery fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.44,0:01:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was going so well...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.78,0:01:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[phone rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.37,0:01:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah. Stop calling me, Miranda!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.73,0:01:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to date you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.45,0:01:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[phone rings again]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.38,0:01:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Desperate bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.78,0:01:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready for the insertion, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.29,0:01:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.77,0:01:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.91,0:01:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.78,0:01:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.20,0:01:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you dare resist my insertion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.40,0:01:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.01,0:02:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I finger you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.13,0:02:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.54,0:02:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the-ahhh. AHHHHHH.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.15,0:02:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[techno music plays]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.80,0:02:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[party favor sounds]