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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.65,0:00:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.94,0:00:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anybody there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.95,0:00:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.65,0:00:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.42,0:00:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh sorry, sorry, sorry, I meant to eh, I meant to...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.25,0:00:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning Miss Prindergast, you're early!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.78,0:00:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.41,0:00:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry. Good morning sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.65,0:00:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.58,0:00:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Erm, could I have 2 pounds of potatoes please?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.21,0:00:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No,no,no sir, this is an optician, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.89,0:00:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eh what?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.25,0:00:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Opticians. Look, it says so over the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.69,0:00:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes, so it does!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.65,0:00:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it doesn't matter, because I was coming here anyway. I've got it here on my list: greengrocer's and opticians. You see?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.52,0:00:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.70,0:00:58.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the wife's idea, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.73,0:01:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes, well, do sit down, will you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.53,0:01:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much!...You're...you're new here, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.77,0:01:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I've been here about 6 months, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.69,0:01:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I thought I hadn't seen you before.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.62,0:01:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The other lady left to get married.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.71,0:01:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you're not a lady, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.28,0:01:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no,no, I just took her job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.05,0:01:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would you care for a cup of tea? I've just made one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.06,0:01:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very nice, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.90,0:01:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now tell me, what's a...what seems to be the trouble?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.31,0:01:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I've just got the feeling that my sight isn't quite what it used to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.66,0:01:32.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes? Whatever ever makes you think that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.86,0:01:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I started bumping into people at the office, you know - people I work with.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.04,0:01:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.81,0:01:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.02,0:01:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, what sort of people?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.04,0:01:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the people I share the office with, you see. I kept bumping into them and I realised I hadn't seen them properly for a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.66,0:01:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear...Do you take sugar?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.98,0:01:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no sugar for me thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.53,0:01:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, here we are then. you have that. Do sit down and we'll see if we can work something out for you shall we.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.44,0:01:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.97,0:01:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It can be rather inconvenient you know, spectacles. I don't know, do you wear them at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.61,0:02:02.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,er...well I must confess, yes I do I wear them, yes - but only for reading and for seeing things you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.03,0:02:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, well I...I was passing by so I thought I'd just pop in, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.95,0:02:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Yes, well you obviously need something a lot stronger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.36,0:02:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I do thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.50,0:02:17.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I tell you what we'll do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.03,0:02:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.73,0:02:19.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll just have a look at some eye charts, shall we? And we'll just test your eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.57,0:02:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.25,0:02:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a.....is there a dog in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.28,0:02:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, that was me. I was just...well I was just scratching myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.28,0:02:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, now then, lets start. Before we start will you take off your classes, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.14,0:02:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.73,0:02:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are they off?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.33,0:02:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.22,0:02:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh good, yes, well, lets start...start here from the top, would you, reading?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.98,0:03:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right...erm, I'm sorry could you wave your arms about - I've lost my sense of direction a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.78,0:03:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.42,0:03:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes, that's it. right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.95,0:03:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Erm...no, I'm afraid that's completely stumped me that chart, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.57,0:03:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, we've got plenty more. Try the one on the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.28,0:03:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.82,0:03:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say try the one on the back!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.45,0:03:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, 'A'!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.90,0:03:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What A? no, no no not A, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.65,0:03:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,B?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.25,0:03:22.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.88,0:03:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C?...D?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.41,0:03:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.93,0:03:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.37,0:03:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E! Very good!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.70,0:03:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try the next line, willl you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.11,0:03:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, no...no
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.14,0:03:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, don't worry. I'll give you a clue, well er, what do you see with?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.71,0:03:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your eye?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.10,0:03:33.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I...I
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.82,0:03:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, er, what do you do with your eye?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.43,0:03:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.22,0:03:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C! .....Now then, now then. try the next line on your own.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.37,0:03:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,erm...I'm sorry...is there a next line?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.57,0:03:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, probably not.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.36,0:03:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably not!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.20,0:03:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I;, sorry, I'm going to have to say this..I...I almost didn't ssee anything on that last chart.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.93,0:03:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry! Don't worry. It's just a question of trial and error. trial and error. Don't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.14,0:04:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, lets have a look...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.03,0:04:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.70,0:04:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.03,0:04:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A! A!Now you had no help at all with that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.86,0:04:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I didn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.42,0:04:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...I?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.45,0:04:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, no, that's the hat stand.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.03,0:04:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,em..H?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.73,0:04:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. You are reading all the furniture now!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.82,0:04:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See if you can grab the end of this long pole
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.30,0:04:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have you got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.98,0:04:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.81,0:04:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank goodness for that!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.94,0:04:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just going to get the test frains
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.12,0:04:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.41,0:04:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.28,0:04:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'll try a few lens
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.20,0:04:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.97,0:04:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right, right, here we are.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.58,0:04:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just put these on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.49,0:04:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.65,0:05:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.45,0:05:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, first of all we have to black that one out
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.29,0:05:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes yes
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.81,0:05:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, now , lets have a look and seee.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.53,0:05:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there we are. Now tell me, is that better or worse?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.06,0:05:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That...is...worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.42,0:05:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.98,0:05:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, well lets see. what about, what about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.53,0:05:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how's that@
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.45,0:05:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fractionally better.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.44,0:05:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what about if I do this
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.97,0:05:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No , that's worse!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.28,0:05:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ah, well that is your prescrription
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.93,0:05:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.05,0:05:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I...al we need now is find out what sort of frames you would like.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.45,0:05:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off we o. follow me...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.34,0:05:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.42,0:05:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let usee. what sort of frames have we got here? Ah, here we are. try these nic red frames here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.78,0:05:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there we are. let me have those. thankyou
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.45,0:06:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try those. have a look in the hand mirror. see what you think.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.97,0:06:12.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they make me look a little old. what do you th..
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.53,0:06:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh yes it does! oh wait a minute! This isn't a mirror, it's a photograph of an old lady!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.95,0:06:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no they're no good at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.78,0:06:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have you any others at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.53,0:06:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, we have there's a...there's these.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.37,0:06:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what about these. these are...oh wonderful! I can see eveerything as clearly as
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.61,0:06:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no they're mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.14,0:06:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No yours are there!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.51,0:06:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.62,0:06:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.42,0:06:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,god gracious! the whole thing has become clear to me now! wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.77,0:06:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't that lovely!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.03,0:06:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,certainly is. i trust you will just send me on the bill?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.77,0:06:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,certainly not, I wouldn't gream of such a thing. you have helped me hjust as much as Icve helped you>
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.57,0:06:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's very kind iof you to say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.62,0:06:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,awfully nice to
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.33,0:06:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, well, well, well!