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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our main story tonight
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is government surveillance.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I realize most people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would rather have a conversation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about literally any other topic.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Including: 'Is my smartphone
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giving me cancer?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To which the answer is: probably.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or: Do goldfish suffer from depression?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To which the answer is:
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, but very briefly.