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You are young and beautiful
Sweet as the breath of May

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Earnestly I speak to you
Weigh every word I say

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If you want to have a rosy future
And be happy as a honey bee

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With a husband who will always love you
Baby, don't marry me

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If you want a man you can depend on
I can absolutely guarantee

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I will never fail to disappoint you
Baby, don't marry me

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I eat lychie nuts and cookies in bed
And I fill the bed with nutshells and crumbs

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I have irritating habits you'll dread
Like the way I have of cracking my thumbs

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My grandpa was a big game hunter
He met grandma swinging on a tree

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If you want to have attractive children
Baby, don't marry me

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(female) I would like to see my sons and daughters
Sliding up and down their fathers knee

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They'll get splinters in their little fannies
Cookie, don't marry me

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I'm devoted to my dear old Mama
And if you and Mama disagree

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I would always side with her against you
Shnookie, don't marry me

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(female) I would always like to know where you go
I don't like a man to keep me in doubt

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Honey that's a thing that's easy to know
You will always know where I am, I'm out!

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I am talking like a Chinese Uncle
I'm as serious as I can be

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I am saying this because I love you
Darling, don't marry me!