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You are young and beautiful[br]Sweet as the breath of May

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Earnestly I speak to you[br]Weigh every word I say

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If you want to have a rosy future[br]And be happy as a honey bee

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With a husband who will always love you[br]Baby, don't marry me

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If you want a man you can depend on[br]I can absolutely guarantee

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I will never fail to disappoint you[br]Baby, don't marry me

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I eat lychie nuts and cookies in bed[br]And I fill the bed with nutshells and crumbs

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I have irritating habits you'll dread[br]Like the way I have of cracking my thumbs

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My grandpa was a big game hunter[br]He met grandma swinging on a tree

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If you want to have attractive children[br]Baby, don't marry me

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(female) I would like to see my sons and daughters[br]Sliding up and down their fathers knee

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They'll get splinters in their little fannies[br]Cookie, don't marry me

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I'm devoted to my dear old Mama[br]And if you and Mama disagree

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I would always side with her against you[br]Shnookie, don't marry me

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(female) I would always like to know where you go[br]I don't like a man to keep me in doubt

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Honey that's a thing that's easy to know[br]You will always know where I am, I'm out!

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I am talking like a Chinese Uncle[br]I'm as serious as I can be

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I am saying this because I love you[br]Darling, don't marry me!