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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.31,0:00:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Circus music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.13,0:00:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are organizing a baseball team
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.59,0:00:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here at the Retired Actors' Home.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.28,0:00:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the manager. Now...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.68,0:00:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to be the manager
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.38,0:00:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the Retired Actors'\Nbaseball team?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.16,0:00:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.93,0:00:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to join\Nthe Retired Actors' baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.74,0:00:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you would?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.49,0:00:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to know\Nsome of the guys' names
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.59,0:00:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the team, so if I want to\Nplay with them, I know them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.55,0:00:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I meet them on the street,\NI can say "Hello" to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.50,0:00:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.43,0:00:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, they give baseball\Nplayers nowadays,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.48,0:00:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very peculiar names.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.69,0:00:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? A lot of funny names.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.91,0:00:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, like "Stinky Fields."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.51,0:00:48.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Goofy Dan."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.21,0:00:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Boobie Barber."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.56,0:00:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.27,0:00:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On our team, we have:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.06,0:00:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.50,0:00:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.69,0:00:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't know" is on third.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.06,0:01:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I want to find out.\NThe guys' names.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.89,0:01:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.44,0:01:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I want to find out.\NThe guys' names.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.74,0:01:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.46,0:01:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first, "What" is on second,\N"I don't know" is on third.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.94,0:01:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbott, you gonna be the manager\Nof the baseball team?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.51,0:01:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.24,0:01:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the guys' names?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.09,0:01:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.76,0:01:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you tell me the guys' names\Non the baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.42,0:01:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say: "Who" is on first,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.74,0:01:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.73,0:01:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't know" is on third.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.60,0:01:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't said nothing to me yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.75,0:01:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.84,0:01:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling him. Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.11,0:01:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.89,0:01:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" Is on first,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.80,0:01:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.80,0:01:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't know" is on third.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.19,0:01:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the guys' names\Non the baseball team?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.55,0:01:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.29,0:01:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead. Who's on first?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.26,0:01:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.76,0:01:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, the guy's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.38,0:01:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.84,0:01:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy playing first.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.33,0:01:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.76,0:01:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy playing first base.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.33,0:01:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.04,0:01:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy on first base.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.25,0:01:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you asking me for?!\NI don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.36,0:01:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, I'm not...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.18,0:01:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking YOU who is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.54,0:01:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is his name.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.38,0:01:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.02,0:01:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.60,0:01:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.46,0:01:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.31,0:01:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's his name!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.13,0:01:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't said nothing.\NI ain't asked you nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.52,0:01:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.31,0:01:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the guy's name\Non first base?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.29,0:01:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.07,0:01:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me the guy's name\Non first base.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.30,0:01:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.08,0:01:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy playing first base.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.27,0:01:48.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.79,0:01:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are ya asking me for?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.30,0:01:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, don't get excited.\NI'm saying "Who..."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.06,0:01:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you a simple question:\NWho is on first?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.71,0:01:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.45,0:01:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well go ahead and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.19,0:01:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.91,0:01:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's who?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.84,0:01:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.69,0:01:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you. What is the guy's name\Non first base?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.48,0:02:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, "What" is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.81,0:02:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you who is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.28,0:02:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.13,0:02:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One base at a time, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.91,0:02:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't mix up my players.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.23,0:02:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not mixing up anybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.23,0:02:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, what's the guy's name\Non first base?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.53,0:02:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, "What" is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.66,0:02:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you who\Nis on second!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.08,0:02:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.08,0:02:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.86,0:02:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is on third.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.66,0:02:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.46,0:02:16.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute. Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.33,0:02:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.79,0:02:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did I get on third base?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.44,0:02:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mentioned his name.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.59,0:02:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mentioned his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.61,0:02:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.38,0:02:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know anybody's name\Non the team.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.57,0:02:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could I mention\Nthe guy's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.11,0:02:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did. You just mentioned it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.48,0:02:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. What is the guy's name\Non third base?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.74,0:02:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. "What" is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.13,0:02:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is on second?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.03,0:02:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.06,0:02:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.84,0:02:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on third.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.74,0:02:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even mention \Nthe guy's name on third base!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.24,0:02:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes you did, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.20,0:02:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Then, who is playing\Nthird base?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.80,0:02:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, "Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.78,0:02:39.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you\Nwhat is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.100,0:02:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.04,0:02:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is on second?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.64,0:02:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.39,0:02:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.22,0:02:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both] Third base.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.73,0:02:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know anybody\Non the baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.75,0:02:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.52,0:02:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mentioned their names.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.00,0:02:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.76,0:02:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.53,0:02:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got an outfield?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.49,0:02:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.24,0:02:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The left fielder's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.51,0:02:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.61,0:02:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.24,0:02:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just thought I'd ask.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.77,0:03:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I'd tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.34,0:03:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead. Tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.65,0:03:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell you what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.78,0:03:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The left fielder's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.25,0:03:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.28,0:03:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I want to know!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.83,0:03:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.69,0:03:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, he's center field.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.24,0:03:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know these players.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.52,0:03:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is in center field?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.68,0:03:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, "Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.75,0:03:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's on first?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.60,0:03:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.56,0:03:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.41,0:03:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both] Third base.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.10,0:03:19.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know the guys' names\Non the team?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.41,0:03:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't seem to understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.11,0:03:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, I have a first baseman...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.23,0:03:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I asked what's\Nthe first baseman's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.54,0:03:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. "What" is the \Nsecond baseman's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.98,0:03:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you: What is the \Nfirst baseman's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.21,0:03:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is the second \Nbaseman's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.97,0:03:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even get...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.22,0:03:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Who is on second?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.86,0:03:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.80,0:03:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What base do you want\Nto talk about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.56,0:03:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You talk about any one\Nyou want.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.10,0:03:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Now. Who is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.68,0:03:42.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.41,0:03:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. [Splutters]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.46,0:03:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now...stop that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.52,0:03:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. You got a first baseman.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.21,0:03:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.91,0:03:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you pay the first baseman\Nevery month,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.28,0:03:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who gets the money?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.26,0:03:50.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every dollar of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.75,0:03:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who gets it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.68,0:03:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every dollar of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.67,0:03:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who gets it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.38,0:03:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He does.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.48,0:03:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes, his wife comes down,\Nand collects it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.49,0:03:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whose wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.46,0:03:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.72,0:04:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.11,0:04:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not, Lou? He's earned it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.24,0:04:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who did?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.28,0:04:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.05,0:04:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.13,0:04:08.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you pay the first baseman\Nevery month,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.75,0:04:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get a receipt from the guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.28,0:04:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.01,0:04:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does he sign his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.80,0:04:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.40,0:04:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy you give the money to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.07,0:04:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.81,0:04:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy you give the money to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.17,0:04:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's how he signs it, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.40,0:04:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how who signs it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.18,0:04:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.71,0:04:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on and tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.50,0:04:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.51,0:04:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.47,0:04:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.22,0:04:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look: You go to the first baseman.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.90,0:04:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.69,0:04:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell him: "Here is your money.\NSign the receipt."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.86,0:04:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does he sign his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.24,0:04:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.96,0:04:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy you give the money to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.59,0:04:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how he signs it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.70,0:04:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how who signs it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.86,0:04:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.68,0:04:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.54,0:04:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He... [Splutters]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.48,0:04:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta get a receipt, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.20,0:04:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get one, Lou.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.08,0:04:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does the guy on first base\Nsign his name?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.25,0:04:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"WHO."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.13,0:04:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.10,0:04:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how he signs it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.26,0:04:44.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm asking you: What's the \Nguy's name you give the money to?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.35,0:04:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, wait. "What" signs his own.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.26,0:04:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who signs his own?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.26,0:04:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, "Who" signs his.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.56,0:04:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.73,0:04:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the guy's name on first...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.98,0:04:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second base.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.72,0:04:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not asking you who is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.52,0:04:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is on first.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.58,0:04:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.51,0:04:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both] Third base.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.17,0:05:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.54,0:05:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The left fielder's name, \Nthe center fielder...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.73,0:05:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a pitcher on the team?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.22,0:05:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be a fine team\Nwithout a pitcher.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.75,0:05:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a fine team anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.65,0:05:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The pitcher's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.53,0:05:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tomorrow."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.52,0:05:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.25,0:05:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't change their names!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.16,0:05:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to tell me the name?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.00,0:05:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.88,0:05:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead. Tell me the pitcher's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.70,0:05:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tomorrow."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.49,0:05:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not tell me today?!\NI don't want to wait til tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.33,0:05:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.29,0:05:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me the pitcher's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.02,0:05:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Tomorrow!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.83,0:05:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. What time tomorrow\Nwill you tell me the pitcher's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.09,0:05:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What time, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.12,0:05:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What time tomorrow will you\Ntell me who is pitching?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.98,0:05:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who" is not pitching.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.29,0:05:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll break your arm!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.77,0:05:32.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to know what \Nis the pitcher's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.79,0:05:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What" is on second.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.89,0:05:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.85,0:05:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Third base! Third base!\NThird base.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.84,0:05:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a catcher?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.42,0:05:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Certainly, you have a catcher\Non a baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.73,0:05:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Catcher's name?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.52,0:05:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Today."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.50,0:05:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today. Tomorrow is pitching.\NToday is catching.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.84,0:05:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you've got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.97,0:05:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.91,0:05:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I got: We got a couple of \Ndays on the team.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.43,0:05:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't help that, Lou.\NI don't name them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.15,0:05:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a pretty good catcher, myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.63,0:05:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.48,0:05:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I get behind the plate,\NI'm going to do some catching.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.40,0:05:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow is pitching\Non my team, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.58,0:05:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.28,0:05:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now Tomorrow, he winds up\Nthe ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.73,0:05:58.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm behind the plate, \Nand a heavy hitter gets up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.93,0:06:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the heavy hitter \Nis ready to hit the ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.65,0:06:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow is going to\Nthrow the ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.87,0:06:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm the catcher.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.72,0:06:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow throws, \Nthe guy bunts the ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.22,0:06:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, when he bunts the ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.88,0:06:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me, being a good catcher,\NI'm going to throw the guy out
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.40,0:06:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on first base.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.45,0:06:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I pick up the ball,\Nand throw it to who?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.51,0:06:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, that's the first thing\Nyou've said right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.17,0:06:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know\Nwhat I'm talking about!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.17,0:06:14.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's all you have to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.77,0:06:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is throw the ball to first base...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.80,0:06:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who has got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.60,0:06:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.50,0:06:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. [Splutters]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.71,0:06:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy is running to first base,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.33,0:06:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want to throw the guy out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.95,0:06:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.69,0:06:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I throw the ball to who?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.25,0:06:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.20,0:06:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw it to who?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.25,0:06:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.23,0:06:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And who has got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.47,0:06:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.50,0:06:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.26,0:06:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I pick up the ball, and I throw it to\N"Naturally."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.79,0:06:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no! Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.77,0:06:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You throw the ball to first base.\NThen "Who" gets it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.50,0:06:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.49,0:06:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.53,0:06:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I pick up the ball.\NSo I throw it to "Naturally."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.87,0:06:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.64,0:06:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I throw it to who?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.77,0:06:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.73,0:06:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I'm saying!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.28,0:06:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not saying that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.62,0:06:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said throw the ball to who?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.83,0:06:49.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.51,0:06:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ask me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.26,0:06:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Throw the ball to who?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.06,0:06:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Naturally."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.72,0:06:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.50,0:06:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Same as you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.10,0:06:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pay attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.73,0:06:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I throw the ball. To "Naturally."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.65,0:06:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't. You throw it\Nto "Who."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.62,0:06:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now who has got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.35,0:06:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both] Naturally.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.23,0:06:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I said!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.88,0:06:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.85,0:07:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoever it is, better get it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.25,0:07:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.33,0:07:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry about "Who."\N"Who" will get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.91,0:07:04.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He better get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.21,0:07:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I throw the ball to who.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.36,0:07:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoever it is, drops the ball.\NThe guy runs to second.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.06,0:07:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who picks up the ball, and \Nthrows to what.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.66,0:07:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What throws the ball to I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.75,0:07:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know throws back to tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.96,0:07:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Triple play.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.95,0:07:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could be.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.60,0:07:13.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another guy gets up,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.76,0:07:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's a long, fly ball to because.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.76,0:07:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.78,0:07:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. He's on third. \NAnd I don't give a darn!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.54,0:07:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.48,0:07:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said "I don't give a darn!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.27,0:07:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhh! That's our shortstop.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.24,0:07:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Splutters]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.48,0:07:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter. Applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.07,0:07:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Circus music]