9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Circus music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Applause] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We are organizing a baseball team 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here at the Retired Actors' Home. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am the manager. Now... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're going to be the manager 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of the Retired Actors'[br]baseball team? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would like to join[br]the Retired Actors' baseball team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, you would? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would like to know[br]some of the guys' names 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 on the team, so if I want to[br]play with them, I know them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 If I meet them on the street,[br]I can say "Hello" to them. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh. Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 But you know, they give baseball[br]players nowadays, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 very peculiar names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh? A lot of funny names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know, like "Stinky Fields." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Goofy Dan." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Boobie Barber." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Laughs] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 On our team, we have: 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is on second, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I don't know" is on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's what I want to find out.[br]The guys' names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Huh? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's what I want to find out.[br]The guys' names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm telling you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first, "What" is on second,[br]"I don't know" is on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Abbott, you gonna be the manager[br]of the baseball team? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know the guys' names? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why, sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, you tell me the guys' names[br]on the baseball team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I say: "Who" is on first, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is on second, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I don't know" is on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You ain't said nothing to me yet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm telling him. Look. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" Is on first, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "I don't know" is on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know the guys' names[br]on the baseball team? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go ahead. Who's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean, the guy's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy playing first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy playing first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who!" 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are you asking me for?![br]I don't know! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait, I'm not... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking YOU who is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That is his name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's his name! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You ain't said nothing.[br]I ain't asked you nothing. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes you did. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know the guy's name[br]on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell me the guy's name[br]on first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy playing first base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What are ya asking me for?! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, don't get excited.[br]I'm saying "Who..." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you a simple question:[br]Who is on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well go ahead and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you. What is the guy's name[br]on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, "What" is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you who is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 One base at a time, now! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Don't mix up my players. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not mixing up anybody. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now, what's the guy's name[br]on first base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, "What" is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you who[br]is on second! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He is on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wait a minute. Whoa. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How did I get on third base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You mentioned his name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mentioned his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know anybody's name[br]on the team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How could I mention[br]the guy's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You did. You just mentioned it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All right. What is the guy's name[br]on third base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. "What" is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is on second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is in first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He's on third. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I didn't even mention [br]the guy's name on third base! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes you did, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All right. Then, who is playing[br]third base? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you[br]what is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is on second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Both] Third base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know anybody[br]on the baseball team. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You mentioned their names. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I do? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got an outfield? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Naturally. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The left fielder's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Why." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Laughter] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just thought I'd ask. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought I'd tell you. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go ahead. Tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Tell you what? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The left fielder's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Why." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because I want to know! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Because! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, he's center field. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You know these players. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who is in center field? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's on first? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Both] Third base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Do you know the guys' names[br]on the team? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You don't seem to understand. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 See, I have a first baseman... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know. I asked what's[br]the first baseman's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No. "What" is the [br]second baseman's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I asked you: What is the [br]first baseman's name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is the second [br]baseman's name. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't even get past[br]the first... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All right. Who is on second? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What base do you want[br]to talk about?! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You talk about any one[br]you want. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All right. Now. Who is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Right. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay. [Splutters] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now...stop that. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 All right. You got a first baseman. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When you pay the first baseman[br]every month, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who gets the money? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Every dollar of it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who gets it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He does. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sometimes, his wife comes down,[br]and collects it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Whose wife? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Why not, Lou? He's earned it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who did? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When you pay the first baseman[br]every month, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you get a receipt from the guy? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How does he sign his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy you give the money to. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy you give the money to. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well, that's how he signs it, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how who signs it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Go on and tell me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Right. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Look: You go to the first baseman. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You tell him: "Here is your money.[br]Sign the receipt." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How does he sign his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy you give the money to. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how he signs it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how who signs it? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yes. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sure. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He... [Splutters] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You gotta get a receipt, don't you? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I get one, Lou. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 How does the guy on first base[br]sign his name? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "WHO." 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The guy on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's how he signs it. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm asking you: What's the [br]guy's name you give the money to? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, wait. "What" signs his own. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Who signs his own? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No, "Who" signs his. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What's the guy's name on first... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "What" is on second base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not asking you who is on second. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Who" is on first. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Both] Third base. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Laughter] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The left fielder's name, [br]the center fielder... 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You got a pitcher on the team? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It would be a fine team[br]without a pitcher. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 It's a fine team anyway. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 What is the pitcher's name?