WEBVTT 00:00:00.867 --> 00:00:02.902 - All right, cadets. 00:00:03.003 --> 00:00:04.971 You wanna be an FBI agent, 00:00:05.071 --> 00:00:08.608 you've gotta pass firearm training. 00:00:08.708 --> 00:00:10.877 The street simulator is designed 00:00:10.977 --> 00:00:13.213 to evaluate your ability to assess 00:00:13.313 --> 00:00:17.851 when and when not to use deadly force. 00:00:17.951 --> 00:00:21.121 You will use this infrared light pistol 00:00:21.221 --> 00:00:24.257 to shoot at our lifelike target dummies. 00:00:24.357 --> 00:00:27.994 Some are harmless civilians while others-- 00:00:28.094 --> 00:00:30.363 - I'm gonna kill you. 00:00:30.463 --> 00:00:31.931 [gunshot] 00:00:32.031 --> 00:00:34.000 - Need to get dropped. 00:00:34.100 --> 00:00:35.902 - Damn, they're so realistic. 00:00:36.002 --> 00:00:38.705 - Yeah, only the best for you clowns. 00:00:38.805 --> 00:00:40.206 Any questions? - [chuckles] 00:00:40.306 --> 00:00:42.675 Yeah, who's got the highest score in this game? 00:00:42.776 --> 00:00:45.945 - [mocks laughing] Hilarious, O'Heely. 00:00:46.046 --> 00:00:47.247 You think o' that when you were sittin' 00:00:47.347 --> 00:00:50.016 on the can this morning? 00:00:50.116 --> 00:00:52.385 - No, just now. 00:00:52.485 --> 00:00:54.087 - Well, why don't you go first since 00:00:54.187 --> 00:00:58.124 you're so good at warming up the crowd? 00:00:58.224 --> 00:00:59.292 Start her up! 00:00:59.392 --> 00:01:00.293 [Bell rings] 00:01:00.393 --> 00:01:02.095 - See you in hell. 00:01:02.195 --> 00:01:03.296 [buzzer] [gunshot] 00:01:03.396 --> 00:01:04.730 - Nice shot. 00:01:04.831 --> 00:01:06.266 - My cat ran away. 00:01:06.366 --> 00:01:08.401 Help me. 00:01:08.501 --> 00:01:10.103 - Mm, good read. 00:01:12.672 --> 00:01:13.773 - I'm Kevin Roberts, 00:01:13.873 --> 00:01:17.877 and I'm the coolest bitch in town. 00:01:17.977 --> 00:01:20.580 Where's the party? 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:21.781 [gunshot] 00:01:21.881 --> 00:01:23.116 [buzzer] 00:01:23.216 --> 00:01:24.217 - Hold it! 00:01:24.317 --> 00:01:26.719 O'Heely! 00:01:26.820 --> 00:01:28.621 You mind tellin' me why you just shot 00:01:28.721 --> 00:01:31.091 an innocent civilian? 00:01:31.191 --> 00:01:32.459 - I apologize. 00:01:32.559 --> 00:01:34.594 Thug with a gun, clearly bad. 00:01:34.694 --> 00:01:37.097 Nice old lady, obviously good. 00:01:37.197 --> 00:01:41.301 Then you got Kevin Roberts. 00:01:41.401 --> 00:01:43.002 I mean, I couldn't get a read on 00:01:43.103 --> 00:01:45.872 a man in a neon suit holding a big old cell phone 00:01:45.972 --> 00:01:49.109 claiming to be the coolest bitch in town. 00:01:49.209 --> 00:01:50.944 He just didn't seem to fit a type. 00:01:51.044 --> 00:01:52.712 - Yeah, okay, this simulator is designed 00:01:52.812 --> 00:01:55.715 to see how you'll react in the real world. 00:01:55.815 --> 00:01:57.283 And it's not all bank robbers and 00:01:57.383 --> 00:01:59.619 girl scouts out there, okay? 00:01:59.719 --> 00:02:01.721 There's people like Kevin Roberts, 00:02:01.821 --> 00:02:04.557 head scratchers, wild cards. 00:02:04.657 --> 00:02:06.559 And you don't use your weapon just because 00:02:06.659 --> 00:02:09.362 somebody confuses you. 00:02:09.461 --> 00:02:11.631 - Again, that was my bad. 00:02:11.731 --> 00:02:14.033 In my defense, I'm pretty confident 00:02:14.134 --> 00:02:19.005 that type of man does not exist in society. 00:02:19.105 --> 00:02:21.808 I mean, looks like he came out of a 1980s computer game. 00:02:21.908 --> 00:02:22.775 - Yeah, thanks, O'Heely. 00:02:22.876 --> 00:02:24.677 We value your feedback. 00:02:24.777 --> 00:02:26.045 Let's get back to it. 00:02:26.146 --> 00:02:27.213 [bell ringing] 00:02:27.313 --> 00:02:28.748 - I'm high on bath salt! 00:02:28.848 --> 00:02:31.751 [gunshot] 00:02:31.851 --> 00:02:35.488 - Oh no, I left my backpack on the school bus. 00:02:35.588 --> 00:02:36.956 - Mm, there you go. 00:02:37.056 --> 00:02:40.660 Good control, O'Heely. 00:02:40.760 --> 00:02:44.564 - I'm Kevin Roberts, and I got a very important question. 00:02:44.664 --> 00:02:49.402 Can a bitch get a doughnut? 00:02:49.502 --> 00:02:50.603 Now let's dance! 00:02:50.703 --> 00:02:54.941 ['80s rock music] 00:02:55.041 --> 00:02:58.111 See you on the flip side. 00:02:58.211 --> 00:03:03.750 - Yo, did that guy just say, "Can a bitch get a doughnut?" 00:03:03.850 --> 00:03:05.051 - Who in the hell designed this thing? 00:03:05.151 --> 00:03:07.921 - Hey, keep your head in the game. 00:03:08.021 --> 00:03:10.323 - Have you seen my friend Kevin Roberts? 00:03:10.423 --> 00:03:14.360 'Cause I got that bitch a doughnut. 00:03:14.460 --> 00:03:17.397 - Why does Kevin Roberts have friends and a storyline? 00:03:17.497 --> 00:03:21.067 - Focus, do not let it throw you. 00:03:21.167 --> 00:03:22.702 - I don't mean any trouble. 00:03:22.802 --> 00:03:23.770 - Oh, he's reaching into his jacket. 00:03:23.870 --> 00:03:24.771 What's he doing? 00:03:24.871 --> 00:03:26.673 What's he got in there? 00:03:26.773 --> 00:03:29.475 - Breakin' news, Kevin Roberts just got 00:03:29.576 --> 00:03:32.645 to second base with a lady. 00:03:32.745 --> 00:03:34.581 [airhorn] 00:03:34.681 --> 00:03:37.383 - No! Go away, Kevin Roberts. 00:03:37.483 --> 00:03:38.384 - Die, pig. 00:03:38.484 --> 00:03:40.153 [gunshot] 00:03:40.253 --> 00:03:41.554 [buzzer] 00:03:41.654 --> 00:03:43.556 - And now you're dead. 00:03:43.656 --> 00:03:45.592 Not good, O'Heely. 00:03:45.692 --> 00:03:48.962 - Kevin Roberts got in my head. 00:03:49.062 --> 00:03:51.831 He said he got to second base and I was like, 00:03:51.931 --> 00:03:56.202 who would do that with Kevin Roberts? 00:03:56.302 --> 00:03:57.570 If being a field agent means dealing with 00:03:57.670 --> 00:04:00.039 human puzzles like Kevin Roberts, 00:04:00.139 --> 00:04:01.874 maybe I belong behind a desk. 00:04:01.975 --> 00:04:03.910 Sorry I wasted the Bureau's time. 00:04:04.010 --> 00:04:06.346 - Don't apologize to me, O'Heely. 00:04:06.446 --> 00:04:09.082 You go apologize to the portrait of the man 00:04:09.182 --> 00:04:13.286 who dedicated his life to designing this simulator.