1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:02,902 - All right, cadets. 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,971 You wanna be an FBI agent, 3 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:08,608 you've gotta pass firearm training. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,877 The street simulator is designed 5 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:13,213 to evaluate your ability to assess 6 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:17,851 when and when not to use deadly force. 7 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:21,121 You will use this infrared light pistol 8 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:24,257 to shoot at our lifelike target dummies. 9 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,994 Some are harmless civilians while others-- 10 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:30,363 - I'm gonna kill you. 11 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:31,931 [gunshot] 12 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,000 - Need to get dropped. 13 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,902 - Damn, they're so realistic. 14 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:38,705 - Yeah, only the best for you clowns. 15 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,206 Any questions? - [chuckles] 16 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,675 Yeah, who's got the highest score in this game? 17 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,945 - [mocks laughing] Hilarious, O'Heely. 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,247 You think o' that when you were sittin' 19 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:50,016 on the can this morning? 20 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,385 - No, just now. 21 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:54,087 - Well, why don't you go first since 22 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:58,124 you're so good at warming up the crowd? 23 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,292 Start her up! 24 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,293 [Bell rings] 25 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,095 - See you in hell. 26 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,296 [buzzer] [gunshot] 27 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,730 - Nice shot. 28 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,266 - My cat ran away. 29 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,401 Help me. 30 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,103 - Mm, good read. 31 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:13,773 - I'm Kevin Roberts, 32 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:17,877 and I'm the coolest bitch in town. 33 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:20,580 Where's the party? 34 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,781 [gunshot] 35 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:23,116 [buzzer] 36 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,217 - Hold it! 37 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,719 O'Heely! 38 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,621 You mind tellin' me why you just shot 39 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:31,091 an innocent civilian? 40 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,459 - I apologize. 41 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,594 Thug with a gun, clearly bad. 42 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:37,097 Nice old lady, obviously good. 43 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:41,301 Then you got Kevin Roberts. 44 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,002 I mean, I couldn't get a read on 45 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,872 a man in a neon suit holding a big old cell phone 46 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:49,109 claiming to be the coolest bitch in town. 47 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:50,944 He just didn't seem to fit a type. 48 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,712 - Yeah, okay, this simulator is designed 49 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,715 to see how you'll react in the real world. 50 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,283 And it's not all bank robbers and 51 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,619 girl scouts out there, okay? 52 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,721 There's people like Kevin Roberts, 53 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:04,557 head scratchers, wild cards. 54 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:06,559 And you don't use your weapon just because 55 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:09,362 somebody confuses you. 56 00:02:09,461 --> 00:02:11,631 - Again, that was my bad. 57 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,033 In my defense, I'm pretty confident 58 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:19,005 that type of man does not exist in society. 59 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:21,808 I mean, looks like he came out of a 1980s computer game. 60 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:22,775 - Yeah, thanks, O'Heely. 61 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,677 We value your feedback. 62 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,045 Let's get back to it. 63 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,213 [bell ringing] 64 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,748 - I'm high on bath salt! 65 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,751 [gunshot] 66 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:35,488 - Oh no, I left my backpack on the school bus. 67 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:36,956 - Mm, there you go. 68 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:40,660 Good control, O'Heely. 69 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,564 - I'm Kevin Roberts, and I got a very important question. 70 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:49,402 Can a bitch get a doughnut? 71 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,603 Now let's dance! 72 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:54,941 ['80s rock music] 73 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:58,111 See you on the flip side. 74 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:03,750 - Yo, did that guy just say, "Can a bitch get a doughnut?" 75 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,051 - Who in the hell designed this thing? 76 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:07,921 - Hey, keep your head in the game. 77 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,323 - Have you seen my friend Kevin Roberts? 78 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:14,360 'Cause I got that bitch a doughnut. 79 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,397 - Why does Kevin Roberts have friends and a storyline? 80 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:21,067 - Focus, do not let it throw you. 81 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,702 - I don't mean any trouble. 82 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:23,770 - Oh, he's reaching into his jacket. 83 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,771 What's he doing? 84 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,673 What's he got in there? 85 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:29,475 - Breakin' news, Kevin Roberts just got 86 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:32,645 to second base with a lady. 87 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,581 [airhorn] 88 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,383 - No! Go away, Kevin Roberts. 89 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:38,384 - Die, pig. 90 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:40,153 [gunshot] 91 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,554 [buzzer] 92 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,556 - And now you're dead. 93 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,592 Not good, O'Heely. 94 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,962 - Kevin Roberts got in my head. 95 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,831 He said he got to second base and I was like, 96 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:56,202 who would do that with Kevin Roberts? 97 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:57,570 If being a field agent means dealing with 98 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:00,039 human puzzles like Kevin Roberts, 99 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:01,874 maybe I belong behind a desk. 100 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,910 Sorry I wasted the Bureau's time. 101 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,346 - Don't apologize to me, O'Heely. 102 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:09,082 You go apologize to the portrait of the man 103 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:13,286 who dedicated his life to designing this simulator.