- All right, cadets.
You wanna be an FBI agent,
you've gotta pass
firearm training.
The street simulator is designed
to evaluate your
ability to assess
when and when not
to use deadly force.
You will use this
infrared light pistol
to shoot at our
lifelike target dummies.
Some are harmless
civilians while others--
- I'm gonna kill you.
[gunshot]
- Need to get dropped.
- Damn, they're so realistic.
- Yeah, only the
best for you clowns.
Any questions?
- [chuckles]
Yeah, who's got
the highest score in this game?
- [mocks laughing]
Hilarious, O'Heely.
You think o' that
when you were sittin'
on the can this morning?
- No, just now.
- Well, why don't
you go first since
you're so good at
warming up the crowd?
Start her up!
[Bell rings]
- See you in hell.
[buzzer]
[gunshot]
- Nice shot.
- My cat ran away.
Help me.
- Mm, good read.
- I'm Kevin Roberts,
and I'm the coolest bitch
in town.
Where's the party?
[gunshot]
[buzzer]
- Hold it!
O'Heely!
You mind tellin' me
why you just shot
an innocent civilian?
- I apologize.
Thug with a gun, clearly bad.
Nice old lady, obviously good.
Then you got Kevin Roberts.
I mean, I couldn't get a read on
a man in a neon suit
holding a big old cell phone
claiming to be the
coolest bitch in town.
He just didn't
seem to fit a type.
- Yeah, okay, this
simulator is designed
to see how you'll react
in the real world.
And it's not all
bank robbers and
girl scouts out there, okay?
There's people
like Kevin Roberts,
head scratchers, wild cards.
And you don't use your
weapon just because
somebody confuses you.
- Again, that was my bad.
In my defense,
I'm pretty confident
that type of man
does not exist in society.
I mean, looks like he came
out of a 1980s computer game.
- Yeah, thanks, O'Heely.
We value your feedback.
Let's get back to it.
[bell ringing]
- I'm high on bath salt!
[gunshot]
- Oh no, I left my
backpack on the school bus.
- Mm, there you go.
Good control, O'Heely.
- I'm Kevin Roberts, and I got
a very important question.
Can a bitch get a doughnut?
Now let's dance!
['80s rock music]
See you on the flip side.
- Yo, did that guy just say,
"Can a bitch get a doughnut?"
- Who in the hell
designed this thing?
- Hey, keep your
head in the game.
- Have you seen my
friend Kevin Roberts?
'Cause I got that
bitch a doughnut.
- Why does Kevin Roberts
have friends and a storyline?
- Focus, do not
let it throw you.
- I don't mean any trouble.
- Oh, he's reaching
into his jacket.
What's he doing?
What's he got in there?
- Breakin' news,
Kevin Roberts just got
to second base with a lady.
[airhorn]
- No! Go away, Kevin Roberts.
- Die, pig.
[gunshot]
[buzzer]
- And now you're dead.
Not good, O'Heely.
- Kevin Roberts got in my head.
He said he got to second
base and I was like,
who would do that
with Kevin Roberts?
If being a field agent
means dealing with
human puzzles like
Kevin Roberts,
maybe I belong behind a desk.
Sorry I wasted
the Bureau's time.
- Don't apologize
to me, O'Heely.
You go apologize to
the portrait of the man
who dedicated his life
to designing this simulator.