(police sirens)
(music blares)
(bomb beeps)
I ordered a brand new pair of glasses.
And they sent the wrong color.
Look at this!
I can't wear these to school.
The other kids will turn me into a doormat.
(cheerleaders laugh cruelly)
Okay, I admit it.
I'm not the most popular girl in my school,
so I can't afford to be taking risks
like wearing stupid red glasses
or asking the cutest boy in my class out to prom.
Which I'm about to do.
(sighs)
-(girl off screen) Go to hell! -(cheerleaders mock goth girl)
(cheerleader) Get off me, bitch!
We really need to talk to you...
-Hi, Jimmy. -Hey, uh...
-Riley. -Riley, yeah. Hey.
So, um, I was wondering, uh, do you have any prom plans?
No.
Would you, um, maybe wanna go with me?
Um, I-I'm actually busy that night.
I can't.
Oh, cause you just said that you don't have any plans, so...
No, no, right, right. But I, uh, and...so...no.
(Riley) Who cares about prom anyway.
People who can't dance and can't hook up
go to prom to dance and hook up.
(scoffs)
I'm not a good liar.
I do care.
He is really cute!
Regardless, you can't blame me for giving it a shot...
or five.
-(girl off screen) Go to hell! -(cheerleaders taunt goth girl)
-Hey, Jimmy! -Hey, uh...
-Riley. -Riley, yeah. Hey.
We should go to prom together.
No.
Hey, Jimmy. We should totally go to prom together.
No.
GO TO PROM WITH ME!
(Riley) I guess I should explain what's going on.
I kind of, sort of, have the ability to travel back in time!
No big deal.
I just concentrate really hard and time starts rewinding.
It helps to be looking at a watch.
I can go backwards, but I can't go forward,
so when I do go back, I have to
live through to what my present was.
Hey, Jimmy!
Oh my god, like, we should totally, like, go to prom together.
Your nose is bleeding.
The thing is...I haven't told a soul about this.
I mean, why would I?
People think I'm weird enough as it is.
Well, that's not exactly true.
I have told one person.
Tell me you did not just ask that boy to prom.
(sighs) Too late, Jay.
-And...? -Epic fail.
Oh. You can rewind time,
but you can't change the inevitable.
(cheerleaders and goth girl argue)
If death had a teenage daughter, that would be Angela Fawn.
(cheerleader) Go to hell, you dyke!
Angela's kind of a ghost who just blends in with the lockers.
We crossed paths once last year, but I don't really know her.
I don't think anyone does.
The Wonder Woman in me wants to rewind time
and rescue her from those bitches, but...
I have rule about that.
Yeah, I suppose, if I wanted to, I could prevent murders from happening.
Or win the Power Ball and give all the money to kids in Africa.
But it's not like I'm some kind of super hero.
It's not my responsibility to intervene and save everyone.
Is it?
(class bell rings)
Halt!
Lord Trevor, come hither.
(Riley) And just when I think my humiliation is over...
Milady...
Okay, the boy dressed like a medieval times waiter
is Trevor Cunningham, captain of the Cosplay Club,
collector of various types of fungi.
He's a really nice person...
but he's not exactly my knight in shining armor...
so to speak.
My spidey sense tells me that he's been crushing on me for a while.
I hope he's not here to ask me to prom.
Will you do me the honor of accompanying me to prom?
Nooooooooooo!
Well, it's not like anyone else is clawing at the dirt to ask me out.
Sure.
I guess.
The lady has said, "Sure, I guess."
-Rejoice! -Ha ha! Huzzah!
Don't even think about rewinding.
This is something I never want to forget.
(coach blows whistle)
That was so cute.
But Trevor Cunningham?
Seriously? Captain of the Cosplay Club?
The one who collects various types of fungi?
I've seen prettier boys out there,
but you don't see anyone else asking her to the dance.
Oh! Speaking of prom, I could really use your help
decorating the gym tonight.
The entire art department has bird flu...supposedly.
I don't think so.
-I'm in. -Miley?
Sure, Gail. I don't have any plans tonight.
(Gail) Come on, Jay.
It'll look so much better if you're there!
You've got an eye for this stuff.
If I say yes, will you take your lips off my ass?
Perfect! So we'll meet at the gym at 4:00.
Quinn promised you'd help, so that'll make it so much easier.
-Quinn? -He's my cousin who just transferred here.
-Just so you know, he's sort of, um...-- -(whistle blows)
(coach) Enough with the chit-chat, ladies!
Hit the track!
I want you running so fast the world spins backwards.
(blows whistle)
I don't know where my power came from.
I liked to believe that I was born in a galaxy
far, far away on a dying planet
and that my parents sent me to Earth
so that I could be the last surviving hope for our species.
But that origin story's already taken.
Truthfully, I have lived with my adopted mom since I was three.
I don't know anything beyond that.
(class bell rings)
(whispers) Just go over there and talk to him.
And why would I do that?
Uh...because you've been drooling over him
for the past hour and a half.
-Hey! -Oh, hi, Quinn!
I will go to this lame-ass dance with anyone who has a cigarette.
(gasps) Jay smokes! Don't you, Jay?
(Riley) Maybe you two should go outside?
Take a smoking break? Huh?
Yay, smoking! (laughs)
(Riley) Jay's love life is kind of a Taylor Swift song at this point.
So I've sort of become his own personal eHarmony.
What color corsage should I get you for prom?
(coughs)
Come on, I'm not stupid.
I can tell when a guy likes another guy.
I mean, I don't blame you.
I am a dime.
But...I'm not really out yet.
Although I'm hoping to change that this year.
You know? New school, new me.
Stupid cliche.
What do you say?
Teal. I look good in teal.
(girl) Come on! (laughs)
Well? How'd it go?
-Total rainbow. -Obviously.
And...he asked me to prom! (laughs)
(coughs) What?
I wish I could rewind to see that.
Don't you dare.
No matter what, don't rewind.
Everything was amazing and I don't want
the butterfly effect to go mess it all up.
Okay, okay. I won't tinker with the space-time continuum.
I promise. No matter what.
You can keep your amazing moment.
(heavy metal music)
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