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(police sirens)

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(music blares)

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(bomb beeps)

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I ordered a brand new pair of glasses.

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And they sent the wrong color.

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Look at this!

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I can't wear these to school.

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The other kids will turn me into a doormat.

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(cheerleaders laugh cruelly)

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Okay, I admit it.

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I'm not the most popular girl in my school,

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so I can't afford to be taking risks

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like wearing stupid red glasses

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or asking the cutest boy 
in my class out to prom.

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Which I'm about to do.

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(sighs)

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-(girl off screen) Go to hell! 
-(cheerleaders mock goth girl)

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(cheerleader) Get off me, bitch!

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We really need to talk to you...

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-Hi, Jimmy.
-Hey, uh...

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-Riley.
-Riley, yeah. Hey.

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So, um, I was wondering, uh, 
do you have any prom plans?

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No.

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Would you, um, maybe wanna go with me?

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Um, I-I'm actually busy that night.

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I can't. 


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Oh, cause you just said that 
you don't have any plans, so...

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No, no, right, right. 
But I, uh, and...so...no.

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(Riley) Who cares about prom anyway.

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People who can't dance and can't hook up

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go to prom to dance and hook up.

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(scoffs)

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I'm not a good liar.

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I do care.

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He is really cute!

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Regardless, you can't blame 
me for giving it a shot...

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or five.

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-(girl off screen) Go to hell! 
-(cheerleaders taunt goth girl)

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-Hey, Jimmy! 
-Hey, uh...

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-Riley.
-Riley, yeah. Hey.

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We should go to prom together.

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No.

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Hey, Jimmy. We should
totally go to prom together.

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No.

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GO TO PROM WITH ME!

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(Riley) I guess I should explain what's going on.

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I kind of, sort of, have the ability
to travel back in time!

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No big deal.

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I just concentrate really hard 
and time starts rewinding.

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It helps to be looking at a watch.

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I can go backwards, but I can't go forward,

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so when I do go back, I have to

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live through to what my present was.

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Hey, Jimmy!

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Oh my god, like, we should totally,
like, go to prom together.

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Your nose is bleeding.

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The thing is...I haven't told a soul about this.

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I mean, why would I?

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People think I'm weird enough as it is.

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Well, that's not exactly true.

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I have told one person.

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Tell me you did not just ask that boy to prom.

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(sighs) Too late, Jay.

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-And...?
-Epic fail.

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Oh. You can rewind time,

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but you can't change the inevitable.

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(cheerleaders and goth girl argue)

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If death had a teenage daughter, 
that would be Angela Fawn.

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(cheerleader) Go to hell, you dyke!

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Angela's kind of a ghost who
just blends in with the lockers.

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We crossed paths once last year, 
but I don't really know her.

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I don't think anyone does.

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The Wonder Woman in me
wants to rewind time

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and rescue her from those bitches, but...

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I have rule about that.

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Yeah, I suppose, if I wanted to,
I could prevent murders from happening.

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Or win the Power Ball and give
all the money to kids in Africa.

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But it's not like I'm 
some kind of super hero.

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It's not my responsibility to 
intervene and save everyone.

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Is it?

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(class bell rings)

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Halt!

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Lord Trevor, come hither.

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(Riley) And just when I
think my humiliation is over...

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Milady...

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Okay, the boy dressed like
a medieval times waiter

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is Trevor Cunningham, 
captain of the Cosplay Club,

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collector of various types of fungi.

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He's a really nice person...

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but he's not exactly my 
knight in shining armor...

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so to speak.

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My spidey sense tells me that he's 
been crushing on me for a while.

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I hope he's not here to ask me to prom.

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Will you do me the honor of 
accompanying me to prom?

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Nooooooooooo!

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Well, it's not like anyone else is
clawing at the dirt to ask me out.

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Sure.

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I guess.

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The lady has said, "Sure, I guess."

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-Rejoice! 
-Ha ha! Huzzah!

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Don't even think about rewinding.

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This is something I never want to forget.

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(coach blows whistle)

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That was so cute.

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But Trevor Cunningham?

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Seriously? Captain of the Cosplay Club?

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The one who collects various types of fungi?

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I've seen prettier boys out there,

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but you don't see anyone
else asking her to the dance.

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Oh! Speaking of prom, I 
could really use your help

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decorating the gym tonight.

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The entire art department
has bird flu...supposedly.

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I don't think so.

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-I'm in.
-Miley?

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Sure, Gail. I don't have any plans tonight.

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(Gail) Come on, Jay.

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It'll look so much better if you're there!

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You've got an eye for this stuff.

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If I say yes, will you take
your lips off my ass?

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Perfect! So we'll meet at the gym at 4:00.

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Quinn promised you'd help, so
that'll make it so much easier.

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-Quinn? 
-He's my cousin who just transferred here.

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-Just so you know, he's sort of, um...--
-(whistle blows)

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(coach) Enough with the chit-chat, ladies!

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Hit the track!

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I want you running so fast 
the world spins backwards.

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(blows whistle)

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I don't know where my power came from.

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I liked to believe that I was born in a galaxy

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far, far away on a dying planet

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and that my parents sent me to Earth

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so that I could be the last
surviving hope for our species.

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But that origin story's already taken.

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Truthfully, I have lived with my
adopted mom since I was three.

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I don't know anything beyond that.

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(class bell rings)

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(whispers) Just go over there and talk to him.

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And why would I do that?

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Uh...because you've been drooling over him

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for the past hour and a half.

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-Hey!
-Oh, hi, Quinn!

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I will go to this lame-ass dance
with anyone who has a cigarette.

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(gasps) Jay smokes! Don't you, Jay?

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(Riley) Maybe you two should go outside?

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Take a smoking break? Huh?

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Yay, smoking! (laughs)

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(Riley) Jay's love life is kind of 
a Taylor Swift song at this point.

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So I've sort of become his
own personal eHarmony.

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What color corsage should I get you for prom?

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(coughs)

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Come on, I'm not stupid.

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I can tell when a guy likes another guy.

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I mean, I don't blame you.

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I am a dime.

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But...I'm not really out yet.

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Although I'm hoping to change that this year.

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You know? New school, new me.

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Stupid cliche.

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What do you say?

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Teal. I look good in teal.

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(girl) Come on! (laughs)

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Well? How'd it go?

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-Total rainbow.
-Obviously.

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And...he asked me to prom! (laughs)

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(coughs) What?

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I wish I could rewind to see that.

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Don't you dare.

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No matter what, don't rewind.

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Everything was amazing and I don't want

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the butterfly effect to go mess it all up.

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Okay, okay. I won't tinker 
with the space-time continuum.

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I promise. No matter what.

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You can keep your amazing moment.

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(heavy metal music)

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