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經典饒舌爭霸戰

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亞當

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對決

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夏娃

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開始

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這場戰鬥肯定像以往一樣結束

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最後你會低頭認錯

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還求我幫你打

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我畫了張地圖，還知道怎麼讀

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地圖上明確指出，哪裡是你的痛處

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我知道你自以為是超級猛男

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但你聞起來根本是臭蛋和乳酪

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我工作時

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你和妳男朋友史帝夫

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邊喝酒邊玩運動遊戲

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你還真是機靈

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像根棒槌一樣

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所以儘管出手

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保證你會失手

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像是洗衣服，上廁所，買東西

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如果你不要一直出包

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我就不會這麼生氣

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我的生活本來不錯，直到妳出現毀了一切

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可以請妳閉嘴，停個10秒鐘嗎

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你什麼都要哭，卻沒一個主見

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我好餓

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我好胖
我好餓

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我好冷
我好胖
我好餓

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我好熱
我好冷
我好胖
我好餓

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妳說女人難懂

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但我看是腦袋有洞

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妳要兩小時才高潮

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再三小時梳妝打扮

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這邊一瓶化妝水，那邊一瓶乳液

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有沒有香水擦了會讓人乖乖別惹我

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如果一切完滿順利，宛如是作夢

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哪天妳下面流血，就突然變惡魔

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我又不是舒摩兒，別把我當私處洗潔液

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竟然想要對我嗆聲

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最好吞下殘酷現實

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你還好意思要我吞東西

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世界上第一個男人，其實沒什麼了不起

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插沒兩三下，你就累得像龜兒子

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丟掉無花果葉，換成松針比較恰當

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你想安靜獨處？隨你

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還有

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吸你自己的屌

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刮你自己的毛

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那顆蘋果是我嚐過最棒的東西

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吃完才了解你有多混帳

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你沒注意聽，你還在囉哩八嗦？

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我怎會拿肋骨換這破玩意兒？

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女人我真是不知道妳有什麼問題

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我只知道妳這肥豬根本犯賤

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對不起啦...

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我也很抱歉

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好耶...

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你想都別想

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好吧，我們去吃飯

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誰贏

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誰是下一個

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你們來決定

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