WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.658 Subtitled by Nightfurmoon 00:00:03.138 --> 00:00:09.337 Narrator: Welcome, clients desperate for evil advice, to the orientation videos of Black Hat Organization. 00:00:09.367 --> 00:00:13.955 Get ready for another session of what you mustn't do in The Lost Cases of... 00:00:13.955 --> 00:00:16.073 [Townsville Narrator] The City of Townsville! 00:00:16.193 --> 00:00:20.790 A city that has one of the biggest and most dangerous collections of villains in-- 00:00:20.807 --> 00:00:23.267 [Narrator] Hey hey wait! Who the hell are you? 00:00:23.337 --> 00:00:25.257 [Townsville Narrator] Me? I'm the narrator! 00:00:25.260 --> 00:00:27.227 [Narrator] In your dreams! I'm the narrator! 00:00:27.227 --> 00:00:28.668 [Townsville Narr.] What are you talking about? 00:00:28.668 --> 00:00:32.097 I've always been the narrator of... The City of Townsville! 00:00:32.097 --> 00:00:36.278 [Narrator] But we aren't in Townsville! [Townsville Narr.] But- [Narrator] Get out! 00:00:36.311 --> 00:00:38.252 [Narrator] The City of Townsville! 00:00:38.252 --> 00:00:42.242 A pacific place and always protected by- Ugh, I don't care. 00:00:42.242 --> 00:00:44.632 Here's Lord Black Hat! 00:00:44.713 --> 00:00:46.785 Welcome, infamous cockroaches! 00:00:46.785 --> 00:00:47.776 Uh, sir... 00:00:48.826 --> 00:00:51.854 I just wanted to say that today you look gloriously evil... 00:00:51.854 --> 00:00:58.754 This time, we will analyze one of the most recognized and despicable villains of the City of Townsville 00:00:58.754 --> 00:01:00.774 Mojo Jojo! 00:01:00.791 --> 00:01:04.651 This primate is a bit more developed than the average human. 00:01:05.527 --> 00:01:07.617 Sir, he's just a monkey that likes bananas. 00:01:07.617 --> 00:01:09.980 All of you are the same to me. 00:01:09.980 --> 00:01:14.421 Anyway... His big mistake is not hiring the services of Black Hat Organization. 00:01:14.421 --> 00:01:17.349 There's only one thing I can do and probably will do and GOOD BYE! 00:01:17.500 --> 00:01:22.929 Flug: Wait sir. Mojo is a black diamond platinum client of the organization and has spent millions in our products. 00:01:24.418 --> 00:01:30.881 BH: Mojo Jojo, a disgusting and wicked primate and evil genius of Townsville. 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:35.744 Flug: Hey sir, isn't Townsville one of our many test zones for our manufactured monsters? 00:01:36.263 --> 00:01:39.880 BH: If you interrupt me again you'll have to manufacture yourself a new head! 00:01:39.880 --> 00:01:45.632 The attributes that make Mojo Jojo a more advanced specimen than the average human are his superior intellect... 00:01:45.786 --> 00:01:47.112 Flug: But not superior to mine! 00:01:48.020 --> 00:01:50.810 BH: ...he owns a large arsenal of lethal weapons and machinery... 00:01:50.829 --> 00:01:53.491 Flug: ALMOST as lethal as the ones in our catalogue, sir! 00:01:54.451 --> 00:01:57.482 BH: ...a diabolical lair at the top of a volcano.... 00:01:57.482 --> 00:02:01.221 Flug: That isn't as charming as a completely habitable giant top hat. 00:02:01.620 --> 00:02:05.817 BH: ...and a looong list of purchases of the products from Black Hat Organization! 00:02:05.817 --> 00:02:08.368 Flug: Designed and built by a true genius. 00:02:08.917 --> 00:02:12.015 The ones who ruin his malevolent plans are his archenemies 00:02:12.107 --> 00:02:13.603 The Flirtypuff Girls. 00:02:13.603 --> 00:02:15.833 They're the Powerpuff Girls, my master and lord! 00:02:16.481 --> 00:02:18.541 AAHH! AHH MY WEENIE! 00:02:18.959 --> 00:02:23.017 BH: These Flirtypuff Girls are the protectors of this pathetic city 00:02:23.017 --> 00:02:26.142 and they're just three kindergarten girls! 00:02:26.142 --> 00:02:32.678 I don't need to see more, his mistake is losing his dignity, facing baby humans that haven't even developed fingers. 00:02:33.219 --> 00:02:36.359 Flug: Frequent platinum client! Frequent platinum client!... 00:02:37.102 --> 00:02:39.631 BH: Let's analyze his diabolical plans. 00:02:39.631 --> 00:02:46.023 Ahh, Anubis' Head! One of the oldest AND MOST USELESS relics that exists! 00:02:46.023 --> 00:02:49.942 The only thing he's going to achieve is turning the entire city into dogs! 00:02:50.338 --> 00:02:53.408 What villain would want to rule a world filled with dogs?! 00:02:53.433 --> 00:02:59.113 Instead he should've used the Quetzalcoatl head! THAT is a relic. 00:02:59.113 --> 00:03:01.561 Narrator: A lethal relic with a deadly offer! 00:03:01.561 --> 00:03:09.394 Now you can rent the Quetzalcoatl head to incinerate your heroic enemies and not worry about where you're going to put it when you've finished using it. 00:03:09.785 --> 00:03:14.320 Rent it to destroy your hero, the hero league, your mother in law! Or the- 00:03:14.636 --> 00:03:16.271 [Townsville Narrator] The City of Townsville! 00:03:16.271 --> 00:03:19.269 Take advantage of this offer for the next 24 hours! 00:03:19.509 --> 00:03:20.980 [Narrator] Get out of here! This is my show! 00:03:21.141 --> 00:03:24.310 [Townsville Narr.] Hehehe, doesn't feel so good when someone wants to steal your job, huh? 00:03:24.460 --> 00:03:25.435 [Narrator] LEAVE! 00:03:25.635 --> 00:03:27.895 -Not so fast! -You evil...! -Chimp! 00:03:28.895 --> 00:03:31.307 Listen to me, Powerpuff Girls. 00:03:31.307 --> 00:03:33.013 You're no longer a threat to me. 00:03:33.720 --> 00:03:42.637 BH: Ahh, I see he's fond of kicking adorable creatures, but he'll never beat my multiversal record of distance traveled with a kick! 00:03:42.637 --> 00:03:43.758 Muahahaha! 00:03:45.077 --> 00:03:47.370 You can't reach me here! 00:03:48.557 --> 00:03:53.508 BH: Of course this ape is as pathetic as the rest of the bipeds that infest this planet. 00:03:56.532 --> 00:03:59.681 Narrator: If you're so weak that a trio of adorable puppies can beat you, 00:03:59.871 --> 00:04:03.301 then you need the Butt Cover of Black Hat Organization! 00:04:04.160 --> 00:04:05.982 Wha-what are you doing here, Demencia? 00:04:06.193 --> 00:04:08.113 I'm here to narrate, duuh! 00:04:08.578 --> 00:04:10.514 Why does everyone want to steal my job today! 00:04:10.983 --> 00:04:15.642 [Townsville Narr.] You all are stealing MY JOB, and you didn't even go to the Narration School! 00:04:16.053 --> 00:04:17.513 [Demencia] Noo, but I found this! 00:04:17.672 --> 00:04:20.911 [Both narrators] What?! [buzzing noises] 00:04:21.003 --> 00:04:23.370 Flug: Demencia, and the Narrator?! Don't you know that they charge us per hour?! 00:04:23.370 --> 00:04:25.050 Demencia: I thought that you were clever, Flug! 00:04:25.050 --> 00:04:29.990 Isn't it obvious? Now I'M the Narrator and I've come to narrate a... 'Demencia Tip'! 00:04:30.054 --> 00:04:36.474 Hello it's me, Demencia! And I'm here to help all of you weak villains, who can't even defend their butts with my... 00:04:36.603 --> 00:04:37.741 Demencia tips! 00:04:37.741 --> 00:04:44.359 In this case, like Mojo Jojo's, if a dog tried to bite your butt, all you have to do is... 00:04:44.359 --> 00:04:45.947 OPEN AN UMBRELLA IN THEIR MOUTHS! 00:04:46.646 --> 00:04:48.697 Oorrr... FILL THEIR HOUSE WITH RACCOONS! 00:04:49.074 --> 00:04:51.638 Or you can shoot them... 00:04:51.638 --> 00:04:56.557 With YOUR SILICONE GUN! Tralalaa, silicon power~ 00:04:56.814 --> 00:05:01.196 Flug: Demencia, get out! You're ruining everything! Demencia: [mocking noises] 00:05:01.196 --> 00:05:04.136 Flug: Hatbots, GET HER. Lethal mode. 00:05:04.204 --> 00:05:07.249 Demencia: [gasp] You'll NEVER CATCH ME ALIIIIVE! 00:05:12.350 --> 00:05:18.945 BH: One of the biggest injustices that villains are forced to face is that they always fight teams of heroes. 00:05:18.945 --> 00:05:23.915 To counter this, a mediocre villain must create their own team of villains. 00:05:24.135 --> 00:05:32.145 In this case, Mojo Jojo pledges an alliance with Fuzzy Lumpkins, Princess Morebucks and [inaudible] 00:05:32.385 --> 00:05:35.075 Flug: Why does that always happen when they say the true name of Him? 00:05:35.263 --> 00:05:38.195 BH: When someone mentions his name, strange things happen. 00:05:38.385 --> 00:05:41.904 When they mention mine, people die. To each their own. 00:05:50.896 --> 00:05:57.853 MUAHAHA! YES, YES! AGAIN, AGAIN! MUAHAHA! 00:05:58.014 --> 00:06:02.184 Flug: You see, my master, the evil alliance of Mojo seems to be victorious. 00:06:02.184 --> 00:06:06.264 They managed to crush the Powerpuff Girls more than once! 00:06:06.515 --> 00:06:12.794 BH: I've been in this world long enough to know that sentimentality is about to destroy this alliance. 00:06:15.904 --> 00:06:17.191 I love you too! 00:06:17.452 --> 00:06:18.452 Oh no... 00:06:18.714 --> 00:06:19.664 I told you! 00:06:19.664 --> 00:06:24.309 This is Moko Jono. She has brilliant plans on her mind that we should try! 00:06:24.309 --> 00:06:28.935 Imagine all the people desperate to get to their destinations! 00:06:29.235 --> 00:06:31.765 That's not evil, that's inconvenient! 00:06:32.014 --> 00:06:37.202 It's totally legal to take everything that's completely white! So let's take them. 00:06:37.202 --> 00:06:40.604 If it's legal to take them, you aren't stealing! 00:06:40.604 --> 00:06:44.264 THE LOUDER YOU SHOUT, THE MORE PAIN FOR EVERYONE LISTENING! 00:06:44.264 --> 00:06:45.834 -WE QUIT! 00:06:46.404 --> 00:06:47.755 And I leave! 00:06:48.235 --> 00:06:49.415 Come here! 00:06:49.415 --> 00:06:50.887 Michelle! 00:06:50.887 --> 00:06:51.887 Who's Michelle? 00:06:51.887 --> 00:06:52.887 Moko, do you know 00:06:52.887 --> 00:06:53.887 AAAAAAAH! 00:06:59.875 --> 00:07:03.834 Flug: Err... Lord Black Hat had to go out to do... very horrible things. 00:07:06.636 --> 00:07:10.713 I'll continue to analyze this subject, starting with the 10V3 rule. 00:07:10.793 --> 00:07:12.914 Don't involve your heart. Don't be like that. 00:07:13.534 --> 00:07:16.696 Let's look for Mojo and see what he's planning this time. 00:07:16.696 --> 00:07:20.483 [Townsville Narr.] Ahh Mojo Jojo! What are you planning this time? 00:07:20.603 --> 00:07:23.002 [Narrator] I already told you that this is MY show! 00:07:23.963 --> 00:07:27.425 Ohh, Mojo Jojo, what are you planning this time? 00:07:27.815 --> 00:07:30.877 Ohh, Mojo Jojo, what are you planning this time? 00:07:30.877 --> 00:07:32.931 If you hurt the professor--! 00:07:32.931 --> 00:07:34.328 Why would I hurt 00:07:34.328 --> 00:07:36.267 MY OWN FATHER? 00:07:36.267 --> 00:07:37.856 -WHAT?! 00:07:37.856 --> 00:07:38.317 Flug: What? 00:07:38.317 --> 00:07:39.317 (WHAT?!) 00:07:39.317 --> 00:07:44.245 The explosion that created you also affected me. 00:07:44.245 --> 00:07:47.443 My small monkey brain started to mutate. 00:07:47.443 --> 00:07:52.196 I always felt dwarfed by your tremendous physical abilities. 00:07:52.196 --> 00:07:56.144 And my brilliant discoveries always went unnoticed. 00:07:59.092 --> 00:08:03.205 It's not fair, not fair! That's too sad, shoo, shoo! 00:08:04.895 --> 00:08:08.857 I understand you, my Mojito, I understand. Stay strong. [sniff] 00:08:09.138 --> 00:08:11.060 ...and never poor Mojo. 00:08:11.060 --> 00:08:16.357 Jojo, I feel like a bully. Is there something I can do to make this better? 00:08:16.357 --> 00:08:17.962 Give me superpowers too! 00:08:17.962 --> 00:08:18.922 Okay! 00:08:19.919 --> 00:08:24.454 My experience says that giving superpowers to creatures with sub-optimal intelligence never ends well, no? 00:08:29.698 --> 00:08:30.828 Father? 00:08:30.828 --> 00:08:32.698 Son? 00:08:32.698 --> 00:08:34.078 Jethro! 00:08:38.623 --> 00:08:43.004 Classic, he's using his enemy as a baseball bat. Lord Black Hat loves to do that! 00:08:43.822 --> 00:08:46.144 Yes, I love doing that! 00:08:52.412 --> 00:08:55.593 Who would have thought that you aren't as incompetent as we initially thought? 00:08:55.903 --> 00:08:59.113 Wait and see, newbie. This always ends in disappointment. 00:08:59.113 --> 00:09:00.858 So many weapons and evil plans! 00:09:01.604 --> 00:09:05.471 AH! What are you doing! NO, Demencia, stop it! 00:09:05.973 --> 00:09:08.134 Huh? But I'm not doing anything! 00:09:08.454 --> 00:09:10.863 Ah, sorry. Post-traumatic stress. 00:09:11.648 --> 00:09:13.198 Hey, wait, I remember! 00:09:13.198 --> 00:09:15.438 You were the worst lab assistant I ever had! 00:09:15.438 --> 00:09:19.588 And if I'm not mistaken, it was on the day that I... 00:09:19.588 --> 00:09:24.418 ...was busy working on the formula for the perfect little girls, when suddenly 00:09:24.418 --> 00:09:25.554 you pushed me! 00:09:25.554 --> 00:09:28.675 Who would think that having a monkey as an employee is a good idea? 00:09:28.675 --> 00:09:30.811 You don't have to think too much to know that. 00:09:30.811 --> 00:09:33.135 ...and the birth of the Powerpuff Girls! 00:09:33.135 --> 00:09:34.860 What?! 00:09:34.860 --> 00:09:35.698 WHAAAT?! 00:09:36.880 --> 00:09:42.581 What? You created the Powerpuff Girls? You're the one responsible for their birth and the reason for their existence? 00:09:42.581 --> 00:09:50.753 Whaaat? I created the Powerpuff Girls? I'm the one responsible for their birth and the reason for their existence? 00:09:50.753 --> 00:09:53.913 How outrageous. He committed the classic mistakes of an evil genius! 00:09:54.723 --> 00:09:56.448 These were his mistakes. 00:09:56.448 --> 00:10:02.835 Number one: You can't involve affection. That disgusting feeling ruins everything. 00:10:02.835 --> 00:10:03.715 5.0.5.: Baww! 00:10:03.715 --> 00:10:07.809 Not now, my genetically altered baby. Daddy is working~ 00:10:07.809 --> 00:10:10.369 Number two: He doesn't shut up! 00:10:10.576 --> 00:10:14.482 And after a long list of mistakes like excessive trust, using a cape, 00:10:14.482 --> 00:10:18.072 and losing against baby humans, without a doubt his worst mistake is... 00:10:18.072 --> 00:10:20.134 Creating his archenemies. 00:10:20.134 --> 00:10:23.954 Who with two grams of brains is able to do such thing?! 00:10:23.954 --> 00:10:28.795 It's unheard of! There's only one thing I can do to make this stupid ape better... 00:10:30.847 --> 00:10:34.197 From one evil genius to another, Mojo, I'll say that this won't kill you... 00:10:34.197 --> 00:10:36.217 Although you might wish it did. 00:10:36.660 --> 00:10:40.630 And once again, everything is much worse thanks to 00:10:40.778 --> 00:10:46.168 Lord Black Hat! And the orientation videos of Black Hat Organization! 00:10:46.168 --> 00:10:47.489 SHUT UP ALREADY! 00:10:47.757 --> 00:10:49.177 AAAAH!