WEBVTT 00:00:00.322 --> 00:00:01.856 You're watching Yu-Gi-Oh! 00:00:01.856 --> 00:00:04.505 When you could be outside doing something else. 00:00:04.505 --> 00:00:06.311 Finally, fresh air! 00:00:06.311 --> 00:00:09.082 I love the smell of card games in the morning. 00:00:09.082 --> 00:00:12.115 Look, guys, we're right ouside Pegasus' castle. 00:00:12.115 --> 00:00:14.040 Now we just gotta win the prize money. 00:00:14.040 --> 00:00:16.323 And then I can buy some new friends. 00:00:16.323 --> 00:00:17.698 What about your sister, Joey? 00:00:17.698 --> 00:00:19.681 Yeah, I can buy a new sister, too. 00:00:19.681 --> 00:00:21.449 I'm glad Bakura's gay. 00:00:21.449 --> 00:00:23.749 Otherwise we never would've gotten out of that cave. 00:00:23.749 --> 00:00:25.763 Oh, so just because I have a gaydar, 00:00:25.763 --> 00:00:27.855 you automatically assume I'm gay? 00:00:27.855 --> 00:00:29.032 Bloody tart. 00:00:29.032 --> 00:00:40.625 ["Kawaita Sakebi" - JP OP] 00:00:40.625 --> 00:00:43.244 Hey, Téa, remember the time we became friends? 00:00:43.244 --> 00:00:46.015 No, but I do remember the 4Kids version. 00:00:46.015 --> 00:00:48.758 Welcome to Kentucky Fried McBurger King, 00:00:48.758 --> 00:00:50.815 where all our meat is freshly slaughtered! 00:00:50.815 --> 00:00:53.134 Oh, shoot, it's those dorks from school. 00:00:53.134 --> 00:00:56.332 They'll drive away our customers with all their talk of card games. 00:00:56.332 --> 00:00:58.435 I've got to do something! 00:00:58.435 --> 00:01:01.416 Hey, Yug, you know what they call a quarter pounder in France? 00:01:01.416 --> 00:01:03.349 A royale with cheese! 00:01:03.349 --> 00:01:05.319 It's all because of the metric system. 00:01:05.319 --> 00:01:07.749 I wonder what they call the super special awesome burger? 00:01:07.749 --> 00:01:09.524 Kiss my grits, you geeks! 00:01:09.524 --> 00:01:11.729 Holy cow, I think I'm in love! 00:01:11.729 --> 00:01:14.781 I don't want to be just a waitress my whole life, you know. 00:01:14.781 --> 00:01:18.031 I'm saving up my money to become a table dancer in New York. 00:01:18.031 --> 00:01:20.103 Hey, that's where my accent used to live! 00:01:20.103 --> 00:01:23.193 The next day, I found a suspicious note in my locker. 00:01:23.193 --> 00:01:25.931 "Dear Téa, we've found you a secret dance studio. 00:01:25.931 --> 00:01:27.291 Please come at once. 00:01:27.291 --> 00:01:29.998 P.S. Bring lots of money so that I can steal it from you." 00:01:29.998 --> 00:01:32.531 Well, this is just about the worst dance studio ever! 00:01:32.531 --> 00:01:34.082 Hey, are you my dance instructor? 00:01:34.082 --> 00:01:36.297 Just hand over all your money, girlie. 00:01:36.297 --> 00:01:38.531 Screw you, man, I'm not paying for lessons! 00:01:38.531 --> 00:01:42.694 I was unconscious for this next part, but fortunately I can still remember it. 00:01:42.694 --> 00:01:45.354 I'm here for my ballet classes. 00:01:45.354 --> 00:01:46.415 I should warn you, 00:01:46.415 --> 00:01:48.765 I look damn good in a tutu. 00:01:48.765 --> 00:01:51.048 Get lost, I'm trying to mug this girl! 00:01:51.048 --> 00:01:53.309 You won't like me when I'm angry. 00:01:53.309 --> 00:01:55.058 HULK SMASH! 00:01:55.058 --> 00:01:58.128 When I woke up, I was staring at the man of my dreams. 00:01:58.128 --> 00:02:00.231 Hey, sweet cheeks, you wanna get off the dance floor? 00:02:00.231 --> 00:02:02.324 I'm about to shake my money maker. 00:02:02.324 --> 00:02:05.732 And then we got married and had two beautiful children. 00:02:05.732 --> 00:02:07.481 I'm pretty sure I don't remember that part. 00:02:07.481 --> 00:02:09.594 Hey, Téa, do you still have that waitress uniform? 00:02:09.594 --> 00:02:11.981 Hey! Stop developing your characters! 00:02:11.981 --> 00:02:13.777 We have card games to play. 00:02:13.777 --> 00:02:16.881 Look, everyone, some random loser is blocking our path. 00:02:16.881 --> 00:02:19.215 Ever since you beat me in that first episode, 00:02:19.215 --> 00:02:21.690 nobody has been able to take me seriously. 00:02:21.690 --> 00:02:25.270 But that will all change once I defeat you in a children's card game. 00:02:25.270 --> 00:02:27.434 That Kaiba bloke needs to get shagged. 00:02:27.434 --> 00:02:31.231 I have to beat Yugi if I ever want to see my little brother again. 00:02:31.231 --> 00:02:33.014 I miss you, Mokuba. 00:02:33.014 --> 00:02:57.269 ["The Way We Were"] 00:02:57.269 --> 00:03:00.481 Hm. Perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash. 00:03:00.481 --> 00:03:02.548 I accept your challenge, Kaiba. 00:03:02.548 --> 00:03:04.714 Kicking your butt never gets old. 00:03:04.714 --> 00:03:07.465 Let's play on the roof as an homage to Clerks. 00:03:07.465 --> 00:03:09.731 We'll use my new Duel Disk system, 00:03:09.731 --> 00:03:12.113 because I have a hard-on for technology. 00:03:12.113 --> 00:03:13.218 Don't worry, Yug. 00:03:13.218 --> 00:03:14.948 We'll be supportin' you all the way. 00:03:14.948 --> 00:03:16.815 TRISTAN: Ten bucks on Kaiba! 00:03:16.815 --> 00:03:18.505 TÉA: Fifty bucks on Kaiba! 00:03:18.505 --> 00:03:20.281 BAKURA: A hundred quid on Kaiba! 00:03:20.281 --> 00:03:22.578 I've won ten star chips. 00:03:22.578 --> 00:03:23.915 In America. 00:03:23.915 --> 00:03:27.014 My hair is inviting you to enter the castle. 00:03:27.014 --> 00:03:28.833 Don't mind if I do. 00:03:28.833 --> 00:03:31.382 Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair. 00:03:31.382 --> 00:03:34.134 Man, that guy sure likes talking about America. 00:03:34.134 --> 00:03:36.320 You may have beaten me before, Yugi, 00:03:36.320 --> 00:03:38.964 but this time I have the upper hand. 00:03:38.964 --> 00:03:41.612 I've placed my faith in the Heart of the Cards, 00:03:41.612 --> 00:03:45.040 and without Exodia you have no chance of overcoming 00:03:45.040 --> 00:03:48.128 my unstoppable Blue Eyes White Dragons. 00:03:48.128 --> 00:03:50.123 Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted. 00:03:50.123 --> 00:03:52.298 What did you just say? 00:03:52.298 --> 00:03:53.981 Sorry, did I touch a nerve? 00:03:53.981 --> 00:03:56.261 Why don't you run home and cry to Mummy? 00:03:56.261 --> 00:03:58.373 Oh, that's right. You don't have one! 00:03:58.373 --> 00:04:00.714 Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, 00:04:00.714 --> 00:04:03.848 but if you continue to act like a petulant child, then-- 00:04:03.848 --> 00:04:05.476 Hey, everybody, look at me! 00:04:05.476 --> 00:04:07.184 I'm Seto Kaiba! 00:04:07.184 --> 00:04:11.531 I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokémon! 00:04:11.531 --> 00:04:15.056 Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy! 00:04:15.056 --> 00:04:17.731 That's it, Moto, you're f**king dead! 00:04:17.731 --> 00:04:21.693 With this card, I'll be able to combine three of my Blue Eyes White Dragons 00:04:21.693 --> 00:04:24.082 in order to summon a monster without peer, 00:04:24.082 --> 00:04:26.165 a monster so powerful that-- 00:04:26.165 --> 00:04:29.347 For the love of Ra, just play the damn card already. 00:04:29.347 --> 00:04:30.333 Fine. 00:04:30.333 --> 00:04:33.610 Come forth, Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! 00:04:33.610 --> 00:04:35.381 Oh, poopy! 00:04:35.381 --> 00:04:37.732 Get up on the hydra's back, Yug! 00:04:37.732 --> 00:04:40.799 I activate Asexual Reproduction. 00:04:40.799 --> 00:04:44.780 Prepare to be completely smothered by my giant hairy balls. 00:04:44.780 --> 00:04:48.126 This is almost as exciting as my favorite movie, 00:04:48.126 --> 00:04:49.531 Pearl Harbor! 00:04:49.531 --> 00:04:52.816 Those Japanese bastards got what was coming to them. 00:04:52.816 --> 00:04:54.420 In America. 00:04:54.420 --> 00:04:57.531 I shall fuse my Mammoth Graveyard with your dragon, 00:04:57.531 --> 00:04:59.881 causing it to decay from the inside. 00:04:59.881 --> 00:05:01.600 How the hell did you do that? 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.382 It's called cheating. 00:05:03.382 --> 00:05:04.299 Deal with it! 00:05:04.299 --> 00:05:07.314 I'd rather die than lose to my archrival. 00:05:07.314 --> 00:05:11.201 Oh, my. If Yugi attacks, the shockwaves could send Kaiba 00:05:11.201 --> 00:05:13.034 flying right off the edge of the castle. 00:05:13.034 --> 00:05:15.236 Your gay friend is right, Yugi. 00:05:15.236 --> 00:05:16.964 I'm not gay, I'm just British. 00:05:16.964 --> 00:05:19.281 Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little? 00:05:19.281 --> 00:05:20.523 I mean, it's just a card game. 00:05:20.523 --> 00:05:23.101 Card games are serious business! 00:05:23.101 --> 00:05:26.115 Now unleash your attack if you have the guts. 00:05:26.115 --> 00:05:27.682 This is AWESOME! 00:05:27.682 --> 00:05:29.483 Yugi's gonna kill Kaiba! 00:05:29.483 --> 00:05:32.002 I've always dreamed this moment would come. 00:05:32.002 --> 00:05:33.566 Kaiba must die! 00:05:33.566 --> 00:05:35.398 But what would Grandpa say? 00:05:35.398 --> 00:05:39.198 Yuuugi! Kill that son of a bitch! 00:05:39.198 --> 00:05:41.998 Yugi, no! You can't take this risk! 00:05:41.998 --> 00:05:43.515 He might survive! 00:05:43.515 --> 00:05:45.314 She's right, we can't! 00:05:45.314 --> 00:05:46.865 STOP! 00:05:46.865 --> 00:05:51.015 I don't believe it. Yugi forfeited the match to Kaiba. 00:05:51.015 --> 00:05:53.182 Ben Afleck would be ashamed. 00:05:53.182 --> 00:05:54.799 In America. 00:05:54.799 --> 00:05:57.333 I knew my emo strategy would pay off. 00:05:57.333 --> 00:05:59.147 You geeks are so gullible. 00:05:59.147 --> 00:06:01.120 I lost a card game. 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:04.102 I no longer have a reason to live! 00:06:04.102 --> 00:06:06.027 In that case, can I be the main character? 00:06:06.027 --> 00:06:06.798 Hell no! 00:06:06.798 --> 00:06:07.344 Bugger. 00:06:07.344 --> 00:06:18.460 ["Loser"] 00:06:18.460 --> 00:06:22.010 Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? 00:06:22.810 --> 00:06:25.344 It's over NINE THOUSAND! 00:06:25.344 --> 00:06:27.160 What, nine thousand?!