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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.32,0:00:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're watching Yu-Gi-Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.86,0:00:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you could be outside doing something else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.50,0:00:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, fresh air!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.31,0:00:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love the smell of card games in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.08,0:00:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, guys, we're right ouside Pegasus' castle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.12,0:00:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we just gotta win the prize money.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.04,0:00:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I can buy some new friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.32,0:00:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about your sister, Joey?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.70,0:00:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I can buy a new sister, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad Bakura's gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.45,0:00:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise we never would've gotten out of that cave.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.75,0:00:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, so just because I have a gaydar,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.76,0:00:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you automatically assume I'm gay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.86,0:00:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloody tart.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.03,0:00:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Kawaita Sakebi" - JP OP]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.62,0:00:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Téa, remember the time we became friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.24,0:00:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I do remember the 4Kids version.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.02,0:00:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Kentucky Fried McBurger King,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.76,0:00:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where all our meat is freshly slaughtered!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.82,0:00:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shoot, it's those dorks from school.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.13,0:00:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll drive away our customers\Nwith all their talk of card games.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.33,0:00:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got to do something!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.44,0:01:01.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Yug, you know what they call\Na quarter pounder in France?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.42,0:01:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A royale with cheese!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.35,0:01:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all because of the metric system.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.32,0:01:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder what they call the\Nsuper special awesome burger?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kiss my grits, you geeks!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.52,0:01:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy cow, I think I'm in love!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.73,0:01:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to be just a waitress\Nmy whole life, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.78,0:01:18.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saving up my money to become\Na table dancer in New York.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.03,0:01:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's where my accent used to live!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.10,0:01:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The next day, I found a suspicious note in my locker.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.19,0:01:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Dear Téa, we've found you a secret dance studio.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.93,0:01:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please come at once.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.29,0:01:29.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P.S. Bring lots of money so that\NI can steal it from you."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.100,0:01:32.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is just about the worst dance studio ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.53,0:01:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, are you my dance instructor?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.08,0:01:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just hand over all your money, girlie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.30,0:01:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw you, man, I'm not paying for lessons!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.53,0:01:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was unconscious for this next part,\Nbut fortunately I can still remember it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.69,0:01:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here for my ballet classes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.35,0:01:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should warn you,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.42,0:01:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look damn good in a tutu.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get lost, I'm trying to mug this girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.05,0:01:53.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't like me when I'm angry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.31,0:01:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HULK SMASH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.06,0:01:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I woke up, I was staring at\Nthe man of my dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.13,0:02:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, sweet cheeks, you wanna\Nget off the dance floor?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.23,0:02:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm about to shake my money maker.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.32,0:02:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then we got married and\Nhad two beautiful children.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.73,0:02:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty sure I don't remember that part.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.48,0:02:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Téa, do you still have that waitress uniform?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.59,0:02:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Stop developing your characters!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.98,0:02:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have card games to play.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.78,0:02:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, everyone, some random loser\Nis blocking our path.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.88,0:02:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever since you beat me in that first episode,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.22,0:02:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nobody has been able to take me seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.69,0:02:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that will all change once I defeat you\Nin a children's card game.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.27,0:02:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That Kaiba bloke needs to get shagged.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.43,0:02:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to beat Yugi if I ever want\Nto see my little brother again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.23,0:02:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I miss you, Mokuba.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.01,0:02:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["The Way We Were"]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.27,0:03:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm. Perhaps I should consider\Nkeeping him on a leash.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.48,0:03:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I accept your challenge, Kaiba.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.55,0:03:04.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kicking your butt never gets old.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.71,0:03:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play on the roof as an homage to Clerks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.46,0:03:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll use my new Duel Disk system,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.73,0:03:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I have a hard-on for technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.11,0:03:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Yug.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.22,0:03:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be supportin' you all the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.95,0:03:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRISTAN: Ten bucks on Kaiba!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.82,0:03:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TÉA: Fifty bucks on Kaiba!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.50,0:03:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BAKURA: A hundred quid on Kaiba!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.28,0:03:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've won ten star chips.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.58,0:03:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In America.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.92,0:03:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hair is inviting you to enter the castle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.01,0:03:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't mind if I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.83,0:03:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.38,0:03:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, that guy sure likes talking about America.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.13,0:03:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may have beaten me before, Yugi,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this time I have the upper hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.96,0:03:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've placed my faith in the Heart of the Cards,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.61,0:03:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and without Exodia you have\Nno chance of overcoming
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.04,0:03:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my unstoppable Blue Eyes White Dragons.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.13,0:03:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.12,0:03:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.30,0:03:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, did I touch a nerve?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.98,0:03:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you run home and cry to Mummy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.26,0:03:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's right. You don't have one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.37,0:04:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yugi, I respect you as a duelist,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.71,0:04:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if you continue to act like a petulant child, then--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.85,0:04:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, everybody, look at me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.48,0:04:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Seto Kaiba!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.18,0:04:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a dragon fetish and I sound\Nlike Brock from Pokémon!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.53,0:04:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.06,0:04:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it, Moto, you're f**king dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.73,0:04:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With this card, I'll be able to combine\Nthree of my Blue Eyes White Dragons
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.69,0:04:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in order to summon a monster without peer,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.08,0:04:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a monster so powerful that--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.16,0:04:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For the love of Ra, just play the damn card already.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.35,0:04:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.33,0:04:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come forth, Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.61,0:04:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, poopy!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.38,0:04:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up on the hydra's back, Yug!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.73,0:04:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I activate Asexual Reproduction.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.80,0:04:44.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare to be completely smothered\Nby my giant hairy balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.78,0:04:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is almost as exciting as my favorite movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.13,0:04:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pearl Harbor!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.53,0:04:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those Japanese bastards got\Nwhat was coming to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.82,0:04:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In America.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.42,0:04:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shall fuse my Mammoth Graveyard with your dragon,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.53,0:04:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,causing it to decay from the inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.88,0:05:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How the hell did you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.60,0:05:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called cheating.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.38,0:05:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deal with it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.30,0:05:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather die than lose to my archrival.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.31,0:05:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my. If Yugi attacks, the shockwaves\Ncould send Kaiba
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.20,0:05:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flying right off the edge of the castle.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.03,0:05:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your gay friend is right, Yugi.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.24,0:05:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gay, I'm just British.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.96,0:05:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.28,0:05:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it's just a card game.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.52,0:05:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Card games are serious business!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.10,0:05:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now unleash your attack if you have the guts.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.12,0:05:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is AWESOME!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.68,0:05:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yugi's gonna kill Kaiba!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.48,0:05:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've always dreamed this moment would come.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.00,0:05:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaiba must die!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.57,0:05:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what would Grandpa say?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.40,0:05:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yuuugi! Kill that son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.20,0:05:41.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yugi, no! You can't take this risk!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.100,0:05:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He might survive!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.52,0:05:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's right, we can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.31,0:05:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STOP!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.86,0:05:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe it. Yugi forfeited the match to Kaiba.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.02,0:05:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben Afleck would be ashamed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.18,0:05:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In America.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.80,0:05:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew my emo strategy would pay off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.33,0:05:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You geeks are so gullible.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.15,0:06:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I lost a card game.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.12,0:06:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I no longer have a reason to live!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.10,0:06:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case, can I be the main character?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.03,0:06:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell no!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.80,0:06:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bugger.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.34,0:06:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,["Loser"]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.46,0:06:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vegeta, what does the scouter\Nsay about his power level?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.81,0:06:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.34,0:06:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, nine thousand?!