0:00:05.433,0:00:09.365 Don't know if this is working or not, but how is the camera quality? 0:00:09.365,0:00:11.007 Oh it's awful? That's good. 0:00:11.007,0:00:13.419 How's the microphone? 0:00:13.419,0:00:14.553 Oh it's awful too? 0:00:14.553,0:00:15.889 (laughs) That's great! 0:00:15.889,0:00:18.039 I'm back bros! 0:00:18.039,0:00:24.145 I have arrived and um, I recorded a shit-ton of videos and it's coming up tomorrow. 0:00:24.145,0:00:32.825 and since I wanted to do something since I'm home now, I'm here live. But I don't see any comments at all so..that's, that's good. 0:00:32.825,0:00:41.246 I'm talking to myself, which is usually the case anyway. I don't see anything going live on my channel. 0:00:41.246,0:00:44.233 Well, that's fantastic.. 0:00:45.710,0:00:46.825 0 viewers. 0:00:46.825,0:00:48.998 3 viewers. Oh my god. 0:00:49.259,0:00:52.163 (laughs) How did you find this place? 0:00:52.163,0:00:53.271 7 viewers? 0:00:53.271,0:00:56.945 oh my god, you're just popping in here aren't you? 0:00:56.945,0:01:01.685 Is there anything anywhere unless you're not subscribed to me maybe? 0:01:01.916,0:01:04.259 Well, this is probably gonna be on Youtube anyway. 0:01:04.259,0:01:09.248 Ehh, fuck. It's pissing me off a little bit. Come on! 0:01:09.248,0:01:12.914 You can do better than this! 0:01:12.914,0:01:15.859 Hmm, is there anyway to see comments? 0:01:15.859,0:01:18.781 Can you bros write me something? 0:01:18.781,0:01:21.970 So that I know you are not zombies. Zombies are OK though. 0:01:21.970,0:01:26.073 A couple zombies.. 77 zombies.. 0:01:26.073,0:01:29.047 [sharp inhale] I wish I had more than this zombies. 0:01:29.047,0:01:30.799 Oh I click chat. 0:01:30.799,0:01:35.955 Alright, Hi bros! Sup'? 0:01:36.848,0:01:38.097 Is that working? 0:01:38.097,0:01:41.544 You have to click the chat thing over there. Do it. 0:01:41.544,0:01:43.559 (laughs) 0:01:43.559,0:01:52.606 Oh man I hate how I have no idea if this is working or not. I guess people who follow me on Google + find your way here. 0:01:52.606,0:01:54.326 I don't know, something. 0:01:54.326,0:01:57.443 Can I link this somewhere? 0:01:57.443,0:02:00.251 Bros! Use the chat, it's over there! 0:02:00.435,0:02:06.074 Right there, I'm pointing at it. I'm pointing pretty good. 0:02:06.074,0:02:11.016 No? Nothing? Is there 125 people in here? 0:02:11.801,0:02:13.253 Son of a bitch. 0:02:13.253,0:02:14.645 Son of a barrel. 0:02:14.645,0:02:19.663 Well, this kinda sucks if I can't hear you or at least talk to you bros. 0:02:21.740,0:02:25.763 Let's see if I can solve this little problema. 0:02:27.256,0:02:30.363 (speaks English with Italian accent) It's una multi problema, seniora. 0:02:30.363,0:02:36.463 Maybe if I log into another, like my backup account, than I hope you can't see my... (froze) 0:02:36.463,0:02:43.478 video froze 0:02:43.478,0:02:57.616 silence 0:03:04.198,0:03:07.154 Something wrong, I'm sorry! 0:03:07.154,0:03:13.022 (laughs) I logged out! Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm still here. I think, maybe. 0:03:14.269,0:03:17.564 Is it still on? It says it's not on. 0:03:17.564,0:03:27.779 silence 0:03:27.779,0:03:35.591 It froze? Is it still frozen? Laggy, I can expect cause I'm in Italy, and internet sucks here. 0:03:35.591,0:03:37.459 But can you hear me? 0:03:37.459,0:03:42.607 It's frozen. Try refreshing, refreshing is awesome 0:03:44.453,0:03:54.726 Ah, there I am. Look, refreshing works. Cool, look at that. Handsome. Look at that bros. Look at that. (laughs) 0:03:54.726,0:04:05.148 Alright, um, How's it going bros? My name is Pew- I already did the intro, but since there are actually people watching now, I feel like I can do.. 0:04:05.148,0:04:13.800 Suprising there's not more, only 300, maybe it takes a lot of the processes and stuff like that. who knows. Alright. 0:04:13.800,0:04:20.410 It's good to be here bros. I missed you! I missed you bros, so much. 0:04:20.410,0:04:32.114 I've been- If you don't know I've been away in Sweden, to just meet my family and friends and to.. what the fuck have I been doin'? 0:04:32.114,0:04:39.650 I guess, just that, you know. I didn't really want to take a break, but I, you know, also wanted to see my family and all my friends so. 0:04:39.650,0:04:42.919 I had to pick one, and since I can't do it... (mumble) 0:04:42.919,0:04:52.051 It's good to be back, I guess before I recorded a ton of stuff, but since me and Marzia are going, I haven't met Marzia in a week so, we are going out tonight so I don't have time to upload 0:04:52.051,0:05:01.046 anything so I thought why not try out this new technology thing and do a Fridays with PewDiePie live for you bros cause I know you bros love live streams. 0:05:01.614,0:05:06.801 The quality is shit, I am aware of it, it's just how it is. It's how I roll 0:05:06.801,0:05:10.870 (mumble) .. how I get all the ladies. Actually, I don't, and that's OK. (laughs) 0:05:10.870,0:05:19.211 Have you bros been missing me? Huh? Oh my god live stream. Oh my god, live stream. That's all everyone is commenting. 0:05:19.211,0:05:28.874 Um, I guess I want to take this time, I don't know how many people are watching right now, but this message is really hard to get out, for some frecking reason. 0:05:28.874,0:05:34.250 Um, while I was gone I saw that there is a lot more of this "copying" thing going on. 0:05:34.250,0:05:43.202 And I know, you true bros, you real bros, you awesome bros, I know you are not the ones doing this and it's obviously just trolls. 0:05:43.202,0:05:48.046 Not "real" bros, who goes to other people's channels and be like "You're copying this dude and this dude" 0:05:48.046,0:05:54.047 I already said it so many times but, I guess I gotta keep saying it until people get the idea. 0:05:56.998,0:06:09.454 There is only as many games you can play out there and yeah. I'm making a video now, so please stop telling me to make a video saying it. 0:06:09.454,0:06:14.530 Cause this is seriously the fourth time I mention it at least in a video. 0:06:14.530,0:06:22.430 Ah, like, I don't know. I could talk about it every Fridays with PewDiePie, but um. 0:06:22.430,0:06:29.584 you know, after a while, it's gonna make it worse, I think, at least. I think that some problems.. 0:06:29.584,0:06:32.186 ..eh, it stopped for me now, I don't know if it stopped for you. Um 0:06:32.186,0:06:39.326 Some problems are just there because you make it a problem, like, there could be 1 guy saying "Oh he is copying this dude" 0:06:39.326,0:06:46.563 and then he gets like 50 comments back, but maybe there are other comments that are actually smart but no one cares about them 0:06:46.563,0:06:53.560 because people like to get annoyed by this one dude or whatever so, that is, that is that. 0:06:53.560,0:07:02.246 "Where is DayZ episode 2?" Me and Cry will probably not do more DayZ because neither of us really like that game. (laugh) 0:07:02.246,0:07:12.031 And we both know that if we ever play more of it there is gonna be.. how is the sound quality by the way cause I don't know if the right microphone is on. 0:07:12.031,0:07:22.134 Um, if we will have to learn the game and actually know what the fuck we are doing and we really don't want to do that so. We are not gonna play that game. We will play something else instead. 0:07:22.134,0:07:30.132 Um, (reading comments) "kids play Amnesia?" what the hell is that "would you watch that?" I don't think kids shouldbe playing Amnesia. It's a horror game. 0:07:30.132,0:07:34.467 It's for manly people like myself, who can deal with it. 0:07:34.467,0:07:36.390 Huh? How about that? 0:07:36.390,0:07:45.246 Um, tomorrow it's gonna be Amnesia, there is like a custom story made for me which is awesome! It's really well made, I'm surprised. 0:07:45.338,0:07:49.747 And then there is, um.. 0:07:49.747,0:07:59.806 more IB, freakin love IB, or Eve as it's apparently pronounced. But I don't really give a shit but people do. (laugh) 0:07:59.806,0:08:06.597 And then there is, umm, there is happy wheels, happy wheels tomorrow. 0:08:06.597,0:08:14.808 So I, I think tired, not, um, I'm not really that tired but thank you! (laugh) 0:08:14.808,0:08:23.719 No I didn't buy this sweater, I feel it's a little gay actually. But not that there is anything wrong with being gay. I'm going out with Marzia now so. 0:08:23.719,0:08:31.171 I'm gonna end this as soon as she tells me [in Marzia's voice] "PewDie we gotta go! This is not OK. You can't be li..." (mumbling) 0:08:31.171,0:08:38.012 Also, um, I was gonna say something, "Omegle soon again?". 0:08:38.012,0:08:46.977 I don't know. I try to be on Omegle whenever I can but there is, you're more likely to run into a fake Pewds on Omegle in my opinon so don't go there! 0:08:46.977,0:08:55.731 I will be Tweeting whenever I go to Omegle so, don't go to Omegle just looking for me. 0:08:55.731,0:09:03.390 Cause th- "PewDiePie doesn't rhyme with telephone" You're right, son of a bitch. I always wanted to rhyme with telephone. 0:09:03.390,0:09:06.139 Fucking Barrels! (laughs) 0:09:06.509,0:09:13.268 How's it goin Bros? I'm glad there are, ey, 4000 people bros in here. That's awesome. 0:09:13.268,0:09:15.975 (reading a comment) You speak Spanish, that's good for you. 0:09:15.975,0:09:21.672 I don't know if I should leave this video on later, I feel like it's- no I probably won't do that. [laugh] 0:09:21.672,0:09:30.223 Well maybe. If people enjoy. My Twitter is PewDie, it's pretty simple, it should be in the description. Except there is no description right now. 0:09:30.223,0:09:38.863 But, stuff. Very nice comment there "PieKiddy" bludjshsd no. I enjoy that on Sundays especially. 0:09:38.863,0:09:44.895 Hi Bros. Hey Bros. "What is this Google + thing?" I know! It's so gay! 0:09:44.895,0:09:49.072 I mean, not that there is anything wrong with being gay. (fading away) 0:09:50.211,0:09:58.165 [laugh]They're just trying to promote their shitty social network. I'm just kid- I'm sorry Google. Are you butthurt now? 0:09:58.165,0:10:04.876 No one uses Google +. I feel lik- I really like Google's services with Google Docs and whatever but no one.. (froze) 0:10:04.876,0:11:33.688 silence