Don't know if this is working or not, but how is the camera quality?
Oh it's awful? That's good.
How's the microphone?
Oh it's awful too?
(laughs) That's great!
I'm back bros!
I have arrived and um, I recorded a shit-ton of videos and it's coming up tomorrow.
and since I wanted to do something since I'm home now, I'm here live. But I don't see any comments at all so..that's, that's good.
I'm talking to myself, which is usually the case anyway. I don't see anything going live on my channel.
Well, that's fantastic..
0 viewers.
3 viewers. Oh my god.
(laughs) How did you find this place?
7 viewers?
oh my god, you're just popping in here aren't you?
Is there anything anywhere unless you're not subscribed to me maybe?
Well, this is probably gonna be on Youtube anyway.
Ehh, fuck. It's pissing me off a little bit. Come on!
You can do better than this!
Hmm, is there anyway to see comments?
Can you bros write me something?
So that I know you are not zombies. Zombies are OK though.
A couple zombies.. 77 zombies..
[sharp inhale] I wish I had more than this zombies.
Oh I click chat.
Alright, Hi bros! Sup'?
Is that working?
You have to click the chat thing over there. Do it.
(laughs)
Oh man I hate how I have no idea if this is working or not. I guess people who follow me on Google + find your way here.
I don't know, something.
Can I link this somewhere?
Bros! Use the chat, it's over there!
Right there, I'm pointing at it. I'm pointing pretty good.
No? Nothing? Is there 125 people in here?
Son of a bitch.
Son of a barrel.
Well, this kinda sucks if I can't hear you or at least talk to you bros.
Let's see if I can solve this little problema.
(speaks English with Italian accent) It's una multi problema, seniora.
Maybe if I log into another, like my backup account, than I hope you can't see my... (froze)
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Something wrong, I'm sorry!
(laughs) I logged out! Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm still here. I think, maybe.
Is it still on? It says it's not on.
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It froze? Is it still frozen? Laggy, I can expect cause I'm in Italy, and internet sucks here.
But can you hear me?
It's frozen. Try refreshing, refreshing is awesome
Ah, there I am. Look, refreshing works. Cool, look at that. Handsome. Look at that bros. Look at that. (laughs)
Alright, um, How's it going bros? My name is Pew- I already did the intro, but since there are actually people watching now, I feel like I can do..
Suprising there's not more, only 300, maybe it takes a lot of the processes and stuff like that. who knows. Alright.
It's good to be here bros. I missed you! I missed you bros, so much.
I've been- If you don't know I've been away in Sweden, to just meet my family and friends and to.. what the fuck have I been doin'?
I guess, just that, you know. I didn't really want to take a break, but I, you know, also wanted to see my family and all my friends so.
I had to pick one, and since I can't do it... (mumble)
It's good to be back, I guess before I recorded a ton of stuff, but since me and Marzia are going, I haven't met Marzia in a week so, we are going out tonight so I don't have time to upload
anything so I thought why not try out this new technology thing and do a Fridays with PewDiePie live for you bros cause I know you bros love live streams.
The quality is shit, I am aware of it, it's just how it is. It's how I roll
(mumble) .. how I get all the ladies. Actually, I don't, and that's OK. (laughs)
Have you bros been missing me? Huh? Oh my god live stream. Oh my god, live stream. That's all everyone is commenting.
Um, I guess I want to take this time, I don't know how many people are watching right now, but this message is really hard to get out, for some frecking reason.
Um, while I was gone I saw that there is a lot more of this "copying" thing going on.
And I know, you true bros, you real bros, you awesome bros, I know you are not the ones doing this and it's obviously just trolls.
Not "real" bros, who goes to other people's channels and be like "You're copying this dude and this dude"
I already said it so many times but, I guess I gotta keep saying it until people get the idea.
There is only as many games you can play out there and yeah. I'm making a video now, so please stop telling me to make a video saying it.
Cause this is seriously the fourth time I mention it at least in a video.
Ah, like, I don't know. I could talk about it every Fridays with PewDiePie, but um.
you know, after a while, it's gonna make it worse, I think, at least. I think that some problems..
..eh, it stopped for me now, I don't know if it stopped for you. Um
Some problems are just there because you make it a problem, like, there could be 1 guy saying "Oh he is copying this dude"
and then he gets like 50 comments back, but maybe there are other comments that are actually smart but no one cares about them
because people like to get annoyed by this one dude or whatever so, that is, that is that.
"Where is DayZ episode 2?" Me and Cry will probably not do more DayZ because neither of us really like that game. (laugh)
And we both know that if we ever play more of it there is gonna be.. how is the sound quality by the way cause I don't know if the right microphone is on.
Um, if we will have to learn the game and actually know what the fuck we are doing and we really don't want to do that so. We are not gonna play that game. We will play something else instead.
Um, (reading comments) "kids play Amnesia?" what the hell is that "would you watch that?" I don't think kids shouldbe playing Amnesia. It's a horror game.
It's for manly people like myself, who can deal with it.
Huh? How about that?
Um, tomorrow it's gonna be Amnesia, there is like a custom story made for me which is awesome! It's really well made, I'm surprised.
And then there is, um..
more IB, freakin love IB, or Eve as it's apparently pronounced. But I don't really give a shit but people do. (laugh)
And then there is, umm, there is happy wheels, happy wheels tomorrow.
So I, I think tired, not, um, I'm not really that tired but thank you! (laugh)
No I didn't buy this sweater, I feel it's a little gay actually. But not that there is anything wrong with being gay. I'm going out with Marzia now so.
I'm gonna end this as soon as she tells me [in Marzia's voice] "PewDie we gotta go! This is not OK. You can't be li..." (mumbling)
Also, um, I was gonna say something, "Omegle soon again?".
I don't know. I try to be on Omegle whenever I can but there is, you're more likely to run into a fake Pewds on Omegle in my opinon so don't go there!
I will be Tweeting whenever I go to Omegle so, don't go to Omegle just looking for me.
Cause th- "PewDiePie doesn't rhyme with telephone" You're right, son of a bitch. I always wanted to rhyme with telephone.
Fucking Barrels! (laughs)
How's it goin Bros? I'm glad there are, ey, 4000 people bros in here. That's awesome.
(reading a comment) You speak Spanish, that's good for you.
I don't know if I should leave this video on later, I feel like it's- no I probably won't do that. [laugh]
Well maybe. If people enjoy. My Twitter is PewDie, it's pretty simple, it should be in the description. Except there is no description right now.
But, stuff. Very nice comment there "PieKiddy" bludjshsd no. I enjoy that on Sundays especially.
Hi Bros. Hey Bros. "What is this Google + thing?" I know! It's so gay!
I mean, not that there is anything wrong with being gay. (fading away)
[laugh]They're just trying to promote their shitty social network. I'm just kid- I'm sorry Google. Are you butthurt now?
No one uses Google +. I feel lik- I really like Google's services with Google Docs and whatever but no one.. (froze)
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