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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.63,0:00:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so with AT&T Next, you get the new
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.69,0:00:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iPhone for $0 down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.98,0:00:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$0 down?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.73,0:00:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zilch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.42,0:00:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.03,0:00:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.55,0:00:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Small potatoes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.35,0:00:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No potatoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.18,0:00:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diddly squat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.85,0:00:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A big ol' goose egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.18,0:00:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The new iPhone, zero down?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.59,0:00:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zero.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.70,0:00:13.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zilch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.23,0:00:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Said that already.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.10,0:00:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zizzeroni.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.70,0:00:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zamboni?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.47,0:00:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that's a hockey thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.22,0:00:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, just sign us up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.83,0:00:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.29,0:00:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With AT&T Next,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.48,0:00:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get the new iPhone for $0 down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.41,0:00:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get a $150 credit for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.24,0:00:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,each line you switch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.48,0:00:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (AT&T tonal jingle) ♪