You want to soar like an eagle
You want to be the best
You've got to be yourself
and not follow all the rest
You've got to have determination
You want to reach the stars
You want to have tunnel vision
if you want to go far
Think Big
You've got to think big
You need the eye of the tiger
and you want to reach the sun
You got to have high expectations
if you're gonna be someone
You don't wanna be shy
You've got to be aggressive
Man you can't stay down
if you're gonna be progressive
Think Big
You've got to think big
You must work real hard
and never say no
Rome wasn't built in a day
It went real slow
From the pyramids in Egypt
to the incas of Peru
They didn't think small
Oh I wonder how they grew
Think Big
You've got to think big
From the Empire State
to the Golden Gate Bridge
Man how can we forget the Chicago Bears fridge
From the Romans to the freaks
to the tallest mountain peaks
John Candy, Roseanne Barr,
Both of them are superstars
Think Big
You've got to think big
Leave the magic of your dreams
They'll always come true
The strength of your convictions
You've got to see it through
You've got to be energetic
You can't lay down
You've got to get back up
Never ever stand around
Think Big
You've got to think big
Think Big
You've got to think big
To be the cream of the crop
You've got to rise to the top
You want to do it right
You're going to have to learn to fight
You want to go where no man has ever gone before
You want your name in gold above the office door
Think Big
You've got to think big
Hey Reg, do you ever think about having kids?
We're going to lose our truck because of you
They have such little feet
And chicks really dig it when you have kids with them
If we don't make it on time I'm gonna kill you
Besides, babies are good luck
Unless you know if they're born with like three sixes
down their tongue or something
Victor, riders are bad luck and you know it
Two riders are twice as bad.
Relax, it's only one rider so far
And if we do make it on time
I'm still gonna kill you
You know I read it somewhere, I don't know
that women are most attractive
when they give birth
Drive faster, drive faster, drive faster, drive faster
Why'd you do this Vic why?
Flagman: Stop hey stop!
Smart thinking ignoring the detour
Workman: Look out!
(moaning)
Ah shitfuck!
Any idea what she's saying?
"Ah shit fuck"
We have 20 minutes to make this delivery.
We couldn't leave her.
The hospital's sort of on my way.
Painters.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
I think that means hurry up.
You think?
Victor, you failed nursery school.
I was kicked out.
There's a difference.
(pregnant woman screaming)
Oh god.
Get the chicken bone would you? Just get the chicken bone.
(motor starts)
(siren)
Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky-lucky chicken bone.
Chicken bone, chicken bone
lucky-lucky chicken bone.
Chicken bone, chicken bone, lucky-lucky chicken bone.
What's she doing?
I don't know.
I think she went to LeMANS.
I mean it Vic.
After this no more riders.
Nuns.
(screaming)
Go help her man.
Me?
I don't know about birthing babies.
Victor get back there.
Use our shirts as blankets or something.
I just had mine dry-cleaned.
Victor!
(woman panting)
Dr. Victor Dr. Victor please report to sick bay.
Dr. Victor please report to the maternity ward.
(humming)
(siren approaches)
Hello boys.
(motor starts)
(man laughing)
(woman screaming and breathing heavily)
(panting)
Ow, ow, ow!
Bring it home baby.
Bring it home.
Come on baby.
Bring it home.
Come on baby.
Boy...
Oh boy.
Oh boy!
Oh no...
(tires screeching)
Out of the truck.
Keep your hands where I can see them.
Victor: Make room for mommy.
Oh come here angel.
Rafe: This is the best delivery we ever made.
What a beautiful baby.
Sure is.
Oh you guys...
I don't know how your mother ever did it.
I don't know.
You did a good thing.
Forget it.
I can't forget it.
This makes my month's quota of tickets.
All right Florence Nightingale
Let's see your license.
I can't believe we're going to be late again.
So much for good deads.
Geez oue luck has got to change.
(horn honking)
- Sweeney. - Sweeney.
Don't worry about it.
He'll never find second gear.
(truck stalls)
I told you.
(engine grinding)
If you can't find them grind them Sweeney.
I was going to repo your truck but I had a change of heart.
You're a low life Sweeney.
What kind of gratitude is that?
Listen you boys are $1, 500 short.
This truck is in foreclosure.
We've got one payment to go.
This truck is all we've got.
Besides
we got two days grace period.
That's why I'm giving you a little more time.
Time's up.
Hey Sweeney.
What?
Made you look.
(horn honking)
So she was hitching out on I-90
Oh, nice socks
Thanks. This lady was lovely..
Where'd you get these socks?
Around. When she climbs into cabin
I guarantee here's what she said to me,
You know, these are hand-knitted
and whoever did it is real good.
Yeah, man, that is a good knitting job.
Who did that?
Well, I did. It's kind of a hobby.
No, kidding man! Me and Jan we knit too.
Is that a 4 purl-knit 2 or a 2 purl-knit 4?
What's up guys?
Nothing much guys
Where you been?
Say your prayers, amigo.
What is it now?
Yo, man, what's up?
You know what's up.
Storting that pistol.
Hope you got life insurance.
Yo, man where you guys been?
Hey, man. You know, Sweeney.
I hear you, man.
You ever pay that truck off get your own business, got
a damn good foreman ready to work for you.
Alright.
Man on intercom: Stay right where you stand, boys.
Don't worry, I've got an idea.
Hello, boys.
There were a few messages while you were out.
Holy Saint Hospital called
your godson Francois is doing real swell
Here's one from the department of highways.
They'd like to know if you could help them
locate the rest of their fence.
And last but not least Montana distribution called
to say they enjoyed reading War and...
(burps)
Peace waiting for your next delivery.
I get a gas bubble every time you take out a load.
Why can't you boys ever make a delivery on time?!
It was Rafe's fault.
Rafe: It was Rafe's fault?
That's your big idea?
You're dead.
I'm going to kill you.
Alright listen up.
Douchebags all of you!
There's a load of toxic waste on the dock at techstar.
Now who wants it?
Techstar's throwing in an extra two grand for this one.
Z?
I'm sorry Thornton.
My truck's running real bad.
It needs a serious tune.
Johnson?
Hemorrhoids.
I got hemorrhoids.
You are a hemorrhoid.
JImmy?!
Whooping cough boss.
(coughing)
I was afraid of this.
Baby!
Where's it headed anyway?
San Pedro.
That's Southern California.
You leave now pick it up at techstar
and drop it off by 7:00 P.M. tomorrow.
On time.
You guys bright enough to handle it?
See this boys?
This is what I call a foul-up clock.
I had it made just for you.
There's a freighter waiting to carry the muck
to some South American cesspool.
They leave at 7:00 P.M. tomorrow.
Your shipment must be there or no pay!
That's 33 hours from right...
(beeps)
Now.
A blind man with three gears could make this run in 19 hours.
That leaves you boys 14 hours of foul-up time.
Don't mess this up!
Hey a dollar says he calls us foul-ups.
Thornton on intercom: Foul-ups!
Welcome to Techstar
Everyday at Techstar we are busy bringing
tomorrow's technology to you today.
What is the secret behind Techstar's achievement?
Geniuses.
Rather than waste their intelligence in
ill-equipped public schools
these young minds have been gathered from around the nation
to participate in a remarkable educational program.
Shall we take a gander?
Huh, I can't believe this.
The students here at Techstar not only
receive the finest education
but produce the latest in global technology.
Take Holly Sherwood;
at sixteen years old, just sixteen,
she's the star of her junior class
but she's also the inventor of our newest
creation- the Techstar 4000.
Magic a device that will turn on or off any electronic circuit
Well, that can't be it, that looks like a television remote.
Yes, exactly like one. Thank you. For covert operations.
Let me see here.. Uh.. Hm.
Now I'm sorry.
What?
No.
Where's Dr. Brookman?
He's in the conference room, you can't go in there.
I know, I'm just going to the bathroom.
Holly, please, sit down and do your work.
I can't.
I think I just got my period.
Well, ok then. Go.
Turn around!
I'll get this working in a second, gentlemen. I'm terribly sorry.
Really sorry.
Ooh, tanks.
Uh, yes, yes, uh tanks lasers, computers,
your garage door opener for crying out loud!
Anything with an electronic on/off switch can be operated by a Techstar 4000.
Bruekner, we came here to collect our device today.
Over a month ago we deposited a million dollars into your Swiss bank account.
Damn you, Bruekner.
Is it ready?
Or isn't it?
Is it ready? I chortle.
Good. Now let's give it a real test.
A laser pistol. A pace maker.
Quite similar to the one worn by the secretary of state I might add.
An electronic time lock.
Now if you can trip these from where you're standing..
We're in business.
Well, you.. mischievous little rogues.
Oh, sorry about that Mr. Secretary.
Ominous music continues to play.
Glitch.
Sorry, gentlemen. Gentlemen!
The point is the military covert applications of this device limitless.
Alright, there's a little glitch.
You come up with the rest of the money I'll get rid of the, uh, glitch.
The point is, you have forty-eight hours
to get rid of all the glitches, period.
Period?
Thank you.
Damn.
Ninety-four bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-four bottles of beer
Just stop singing, I got to plan out this trip man!
You love this song. Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall.
There were ninety-two bottles on the wall, ninety-two bott..
Would you stop? You take on down, you pass it around..
Ooh, I can't believe him, that asswipe!
Polly, this is Mitchell Session. You're interrupting.
I don't mind.
Dr. Marsh, Bruekner swore to me he would not use my invention as a weapon.
It's like a meeting of arms dealers anonymous out there!
I'm sure you have an understandable concern,
but this is Mitchell's time.
It's okay.
This is supposed to be a school.
You knew the bargain, kiddo.
Free education, free equipment, free everything.
The school owns whatever you produce.
That was true even when I was here.
Okay! But that wasn't supposed to be true with this!
He promised me. Look, please just talk to him?
He might listen to you.
Polly..
Intercom- Holly Sherwood, would you mind coming to see me in my office?
Intercom- Immediately.
Holly- Please, you gotta come!
I'm not supposed to get involved with these things, Holly.
You know that.
I can't believe you, I thought you were on my side!
I am.
I guess I can't trust anyone with this.
Not even you.
Holly!
Can I get you a nice cold Coke,
a diet Coke, decaffeinated diet Coke, classic coke..
Holly- I'm.. Good.. No thanks..
Bruekner- No coke. No coke, okay.
I had a little demonstration today with the Techstar 4000.
Holly- No kidding? Well, how'd it go?
Not too well..
Seems to be a little bit of a glitch with the device.
But, got some investors that are very interested in the project.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, they're with a, um, a hospital.
Down in Atlanta.
Holly- I see.
Bruekner- We don't like glitches though, do we?
So, here's the bottom line.
I'm putting the best people in the senior class with you on it.
Holly- No! I, uh, I mean no, I don't think it's necessary.
You see, I- I- I think I know what's wrong with it.
Um, I've been having some trouble with the impulse transduction capacitors.
Well of course that's the most obvious, isn't it?
Yeah. So, um, why don't you just let me open her up and uh,
run a few diagnostics?
Well, are you sure?
Hey, you taught me, didn't you?
Flattery helps.
Holly, get this thing working by tomorrow and we stand to be very, very rich.
How rich?
Robin Leech rich.