WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.888 Gelukkig Spookfeest! 00:00:01.888 --> 00:00:03.613 Waarom is dit zo moeilijk dicht te doen?! 00:00:04.034 --> 00:00:04.804 Oh mijn god 00:00:04.960 --> 00:00:05.540 RAAH 00:00:05.540 --> 00:00:06.530 Ga terug naar daar, Tommy 00:00:06.530 --> 00:00:08.772 Ergens wil ik dat verkopen aan het museum voor 10,000 bellen. 00:00:08.772 --> 00:00:12.496 Enkele van mijn meest verontrustende video's van de laatste twee jaren 00:00:12.496 --> 00:00:13.185 zijn mijn Wish video's geweest. NOTE Paragraph 00:00:13.874 --> 00:00:16.714 Wish, de website die je super rare reclame stuurt 00:00:16.714 --> 00:00:18.236 en je weet nooit wat je gaat krijgen! 00:00:18.236 --> 00:00:19.483 Waar je iets geweldigs krijgt 00:00:19.483 --> 00:00:21.643 of iets dat je huis in brand zet. 00:00:21.643 --> 00:00:23.400 De mysteries zijn eindeloos! 00:00:23.400 --> 00:00:24.773 Voorbeeld A: 00:00:24.773 --> 00:00:25.773 (zwaar geadem) 00:00:25.773 --> 00:00:27.632 Als een Halloween Special ben ik naar Wish gegaan 00:00:27.632 --> 00:00:29.817 en heb ik gezocht op het woord "griezelig". 00:00:29.817 --> 00:00:33.217 En ik heb mezelf een paar dingen gekocht die mij eerst aangeraden werden. 00:00:33.217 --> 00:00:34.908 Ook al is Halloween niet echt hetzelfde dit jaar 00:00:34.908 --> 00:00:38.150 kan ik al deze spullen bewaren voor toekomstige Halloweenfeestjes 00:00:38.150 --> 00:00:39.303 Wanneer de apocalyps voorbij is. 00:00:39.303 --> 00:00:43.823 (griezelige muziek) 00:00:43.823 --> 00:00:46.079 Dit was het eerste wat me werd aangeraden 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:48.177 Wat eigenlijk redelijk verontrustend is. 00:00:48.177 --> 00:00:50.407 Dit is precies aan Kerstmaal uit een alternatief universum 00:00:50.407 --> 00:00:52.157 waar de kalkoenen de mensen opeten. 00:00:52.157 --> 00:00:53.847 (met een raar stemmetje) Wil je wat saus, Mathilda? 00:00:53.847 --> 00:00:55.702 Niet om een kanibaal te zijn 00:00:57.203 --> 00:00:58.548 maar (lacht) zo zou ik geen enkele zin moeten beginnen. 00:00:58.558 --> 00:01:00.658 Maar, ik heb het gevoel dat we redelijk goed zouden smaken. 00:01:00.658 --> 00:01:01.957 Hmm, zout. 00:01:01.957 --> 00:01:03.062 Dat heb ik niet gekocht, denk ik. Heb ik dat gekocht? 00:01:04.142 --> 00:01:06.267 Ik heb wel iets skelet-achtig gekocht, maar misschien heb ik iets anders gekozen. 00:01:06.267 --> 00:01:07.427 Dit liet me lachen 00:01:07.427 --> 00:01:10.788 Omdat je nogal gemixte berichten stuurt door dit raam. 00:01:10.788 --> 00:01:15.228 Heb je hulp nodig? Of wil je dat mensen niet binnenkomen? Allebei gaat niet, Susan. 00:01:15.228 --> 00:01:16.038 Je moet kiezen. 00:01:16.038 --> 00:01:18.218 Dat heb ik niet gekocht omdat ik dacht dat mijn buren de politie zouden bellen. 00:01:18.218 --> 00:01:19.938 Volgende, oh mijn god. 00:01:19.938 --> 00:01:21.398 Ok, die was ik vergeten. 00:01:21.398 --> 00:01:24.425 (lacht) ik ga zijn kruis meoten censureren. 00:01:24.425 --> 00:01:26.659 Wat in hemelsnaam gebeurt hier? (lacht) 00:01:28.049 --> 00:01:31.001 De hamer van Thor zapt de fluit. 00:01:31.001 --> 00:01:34.191 Is dit Infinity War 2? Is dat wat er in Thanos zijn broek zit? 00:01:34.191 --> 00:01:35.792 Waarom is dit in de griezelafdeling? 00:01:35.792 --> 00:01:38.999 Ik ga in ieder geval geen 26 in de buurt van mijn kruis plaatsen. 00:01:38.999 --> 00:01:39.942 Sorry. 00:01:39.942 --> 00:01:43.622 Het tweede griezelitem was gewoon een computer-gegenereerd beeld van een skelet. 00:01:43.622 --> 00:01:46.222 Dus ik weet niet wat ik hier ga krijgen 00:01:46.222 --> 00:01:47.154 maar ik kijk ernaar uit. 00:01:47.154 --> 00:01:50.094 Ik ben niet zeker of ik een Wish-tattoo op mijn lichaam vertrouw, 00:01:50.094 --> 00:01:51.937 Maar ik zou het kunnen doen. Voor de wetenschap. 00:01:51.937 --> 00:01:55.477 Dit vind ik leuk, en ik wou mezelf een disco skelet gevoel geven. 00:01:55.477 --> 00:01:57.497 Dus, toevoegen aan winkelwagen. 00:01:57.497 --> 00:02:00.037 Toen kwamen er een hele hoop niet griezelige spullen. 00:02:00.037 --> 00:02:02.061 (lacht) echt? 00:02:02.061 --> 00:02:04.414 Beeld je in, mensen die dat gewoon openritsen om een babbeltje te slaan. 00:02:04.414 --> 00:02:07.538 Ik ben zeker dat COVID dat gat naast de rits ook gewoon negeert. 00:02:07.538 --> 00:02:08.497 Ja, echt geweldig. 00:02:08.497 --> 00:02:10.285 Zeer griezelig, om de verkeerde redenen. 00:02:10.285 --> 00:02:11.225 [DRAAG EEN MASKER. STEM OOK] 00:02:11.225 --> 00:02:12.640 Wat gebeurt er met haar neus? 00:02:12.640 --> 00:02:13.842 Wat zuigt ze ervan af? 00:02:13.842 --> 00:02:15.982 Geen subtiliteit met deze namaak Pennywise. 00:02:15.982 --> 00:02:18.531 Hij gaat van "Ja, ik eet kinderen. En wat dan nog? Draag het t-shirt" 00:02:18.531 --> 00:02:19.531 (lage trombonenoot) 00:02:19.531 --> 00:02:20.531 00:02:20.718 --> 00:02:22.548 00:02:22.548 --> 00:02:23.818 00:02:23.818 --> 00:02:26.838 00:02:26.838 --> 00:02:29.678 00:02:29.678 --> 00:02:34.520 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:37.509 00:02:37.509 --> 00:02:39.159 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:40.487 00:02:40.487 --> 00:02:42.363 00:02:42.363 --> 00:02:45.523 00:02:45.523 --> 00:02:49.043 00:02:49.043 --> 00:02:51.428 00:02:51.428 --> 00:02:53.612 00:02:53.612 --> 00:02:56.248 00:02:56.248 --> 00:02:58.341 00:02:58.341 --> 00:03:03.071 00:03:03.359 --> 00:03:04.209 00:03:04.569 --> 00:03:06.196 00:03:06.196 --> 00:03:09.816 00:03:09.816 --> 00:03:11.764 00:03:11.764 --> 00:03:13.197 00:03:13.197 --> 00:03:14.387 00:03:14.387 --> 00:03:15.530 00:03:15.530 --> 00:03:19.530 00:03:19.530 --> 00:03:23.400 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:24.950 00:03:24.950 --> 00:03:26.390 00:03:26.390 --> 00:03:28.011 00:03:28.011 --> 00:03:29.129 00:03:29.925 --> 00:03:32.140 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