1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,888 Gelukkig Spookfeest! 2 00:00:01,888 --> 00:00:03,613 Waarom is dit zo moeilijk dicht te doen?! 3 00:00:04,034 --> 00:00:04,804 Oh mijn god 4 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:05,540 RAAH 5 00:00:05,540 --> 00:00:06,530 Ga terug naar daar, Tommy 6 00:00:06,530 --> 00:00:08,772 Ergens wil ik dat verkopen aan het museum voor 10,000 bellen. 7 00:00:08,772 --> 00:00:12,496 Enkele van mijn meest verontrustende video's van de laatste twee jaren 8 00:00:12,496 --> 00:00:13,185 zijn mijn Wish video's geweest. 9 00:00:13,874 --> 00:00:16,714 Wish, de website die je super rare reclame stuurt 10 00:00:16,714 --> 00:00:18,236 en je weet nooit wat je gaat krijgen! 11 00:00:18,236 --> 00:00:19,483 Waar je iets geweldigs krijgt 12 00:00:19,483 --> 00:00:21,643 of iets dat je huis in brand zet. 13 00:00:21,643 --> 00:00:23,400 De mysteries zijn eindeloos! 14 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,773 Voorbeeld A: 15 00:00:24,773 --> 00:00:25,773 (zwaar geadem) 16 00:00:25,773 --> 00:00:27,632 Als een Halloween Special ben ik naar Wish gegaan 17 00:00:27,632 --> 00:00:29,817 en heb ik gezocht op het woord "griezelig". 18 00:00:29,817 --> 00:00:33,217 En ik heb mezelf een paar dingen gekocht die mij eerst aangeraden werden. 19 00:00:33,217 --> 00:00:34,908 Ook al is Halloween niet echt hetzelfde dit jaar 20 00:00:34,908 --> 00:00:38,150 kan ik al deze spullen bewaren voor toekomstige Halloweenfeestjes 21 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:39,303 Wanneer de apocalyps voorbij is. 22 00:00:39,303 --> 00:00:43,823 (griezelige muziek) 23 00:00:43,823 --> 00:00:46,079 Dit was het eerste wat me werd aangeraden 24 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:48,177 Wat eigenlijk redelijk verontrustend is. 25 00:00:48,177 --> 00:00:50,407 Dit is precies aan Kerstmaal uit een alternatief universum 26 00:00:50,407 --> 00:00:52,157 waar de kalkoenen de mensen opeten. 27 00:00:52,157 --> 00:00:53,847 (met een raar stemmetje) Wil je wat saus, Mathilda? 28 00:00:53,847 --> 00:00:55,702 Niet om een kanibaal te zijn 29 00:00:57,203 --> 00:00:58,548 maar (lacht) zo zou ik geen enkele zin moeten beginnen. 30 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,658 Maar, ik heb het gevoel dat we redelijk goed zouden smaken. 31 00:01:00,658 --> 00:01:01,957 Hmm, zout. 32 00:01:01,957 --> 00:01:03,062 Dat heb ik niet gekocht, denk ik. Heb ik dat gekocht? 33 00:01:04,142 --> 00:01:06,267 Ik heb wel iets skelet-achtig gekocht, maar misschien heb ik iets anders gekozen. 34 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,427 Dit liet me lachen 35 00:01:07,427 --> 00:01:10,788 Omdat je nogal gemixte berichten stuurt door dit raam. 36 00:01:10,788 --> 00:01:15,228 Heb je hulp nodig? Of wil je dat mensen niet binnenkomen? Allebei gaat niet, Susan. 37 00:01:15,228 --> 00:01:16,038 Je moet kiezen. 38 00:01:16,038 --> 00:01:18,218 Dat heb ik niet gekocht omdat ik dacht dat mijn buren de politie zouden bellen. 39 00:01:18,218 --> 00:01:19,938 Volgende, oh mijn god. 40 00:01:19,938 --> 00:01:21,398 Ok, die was ik vergeten. 41 00:01:21,398 --> 00:01:24,425 (lacht) ik ga zijn kruis meoten censureren. 42 00:01:24,425 --> 00:01:26,659 Wat in hemelsnaam gebeurt hier? (lacht) 43 00:01:28,049 --> 00:01:31,001 De hamer van Thor zapt de fluit. 44 00:01:31,001 --> 00:01:34,191 Is dit Infinity War 2? Is dat wat er in Thanos zijn broek zit? 45 00:01:34,191 --> 00:01:35,792 Waarom is dit in de griezelafdeling? 46 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:38,999 Ik ga in ieder geval geen 26 in de buurt van mijn kruis plaatsen. 47 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:39,942 Sorry. 48 00:01:39,942 --> 00:01:43,622 Het tweede griezelitem was gewoon een computer-gegenereerd beeld van een skelet. 49 00:01:43,622 --> 00:01:46,222 Dus ik weet niet wat ik hier ga krijgen 50 00:01:46,222 --> 00:01:47,154 maar ik kijk ernaar uit. 51 00:01:47,154 --> 00:01:50,094 Ik ben niet zeker of ik een Wish-tattoo op mijn lichaam vertrouw, 52 00:01:50,094 --> 00:01:51,937 Maar ik zou het kunnen doen. Voor de wetenschap. 53 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:55,477 Dit vind ik leuk, en ik wou mezelf een disco skelet gevoel geven. 54 00:01:55,477 --> 00:01:57,497 Dus, toevoegen aan winkelwagen. 55 00:01:57,497 --> 00:02:00,037 Toen kwamen er een hele hoop niet griezelige spullen. 56 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,061 (lacht) echt? 57 00:02:02,061 --> 00:02:04,414 Beeld je in, mensen die dat gewoon openritsen om een babbeltje te slaan. 58 00:02:04,414 --> 00:02:07,538 Ik ben zeker dat COVID dat gat naast de rits ook gewoon negeert. 59 00:02:07,538 --> 00:02:08,497 Ja, echt geweldig. 60 00:02:08,497 --> 00:02:10,285 Zeer griezelig, om de verkeerde redenen. 61 00:02:10,285 --> 00:02:11,225 [DRAAG EEN MASKER. STEM OOK] 62 00:02:11,225 --> 00:02:12,640 Wat gebeurt er met haar neus? 63 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:13,842 Wat zuigt ze ervan af? 64 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,982 Geen subtiliteit met deze namaak Pennywise. 65 00:02:15,982 --> 00:02:18,531 Hij gaat van "Ja, ik eet kinderen. En wat dan nog? 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