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Gelukkig Spookfeest!

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Waarom is dit zo moeilijk dicht te doen?!

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Oh mijn god

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RAAH

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Ga terug naar daar, Tommy

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Ergens wil ik dat verkopen aan het museum voor 10,000 bellen.[br]

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Enkele van mijn meest verontrustende video's van de laatste twee jaren

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zijn mijn Wish video's geweest.

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Wish, de website die je super rare reclame stuurt

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en je weet nooit wat je gaat krijgen!

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Waar je iets geweldigs krijgt

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of iets dat je huis in brand zet.

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De mysteries zijn eindeloos!

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Voorbeeld A:

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(zwaar geadem)

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Als een Halloween Special ben ik naar Wish gegaan

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en heb ik gezocht op het woord "griezelig".

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En ik heb mezelf een paar dingen gekocht die mij eerst aangeraden werden.

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Ook al is Halloween niet echt hetzelfde dit jaar

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kan ik al deze spullen bewaren voor toekomstige Halloweenfeestjes

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Wanneer de apocalyps voorbij is.

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(griezelige muziek)

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Dit was het eerste wat me werd aangeraden

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Wat eigenlijk redelijk verontrustend is.

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Dit is precies aan Kerstmaal uit een alternatief universum

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waar de kalkoenen de mensen opeten.

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(met een raar stemmetje) Wil je wat saus, Mathilda?

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Niet om een kanibaal te zijn

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maar (lacht) zo zou ik geen enkele zin moeten beginnen.

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Maar, ik heb het gevoel dat we redelijk goed zouden smaken.

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Hmm, zout.

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Dat heb ik niet gekocht, denk ik. Heb ik dat gekocht?

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Ik heb wel iets skelet-achtig gekocht, maar misschien heb ik iets anders gekozen.

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Dit liet me lachen

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Omdat je nogal gemixte berichten stuurt door dit raam.

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Heb je hulp nodig? Of wil je dat mensen niet binnenkomen? Allebei gaat niet, Susan.

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Je moet kiezen.

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Dat heb ik niet gekocht omdat ik dacht dat mijn buren de politie zouden bellen.

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Volgende, oh mijn god.

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Ok, die was ik vergeten.

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(lacht) ik ga zijn kruis meoten censureren.

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Wat in hemelsnaam gebeurt hier? (lacht)

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De hamer van Thor zapt de fluit.

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Is dit Infinity War 2? Is dat wat er in Thanos zijn broek zit?

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Waarom is dit in de griezelafdeling?

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Ik ga in ieder geval geen 26 in de buurt van mijn kruis plaatsen.

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Sorry.

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Het tweede griezelitem was gewoon een computer-gegenereerd beeld van een skelet.

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Dus ik weet niet wat ik hier ga krijgen

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maar ik kijk ernaar uit.

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Ik ben niet zeker of ik een Wish-tattoo op mijn lichaam vertrouw,

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Maar ik zou het kunnen doen. Voor de wetenschap.

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Dit vind ik leuk, en ik wou mezelf een disco skelet gevoel geven.

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Dus, toevoegen aan winkelwagen.

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Toen kwamen er een hele hoop niet griezelige spullen.

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(lacht) echt?

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Beeld je in, mensen die dat gewoon openritsen om een babbeltje te slaan.

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Ik ben zeker dat COVID dat gat naast de rits ook gewoon negeert.

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Ja, echt geweldig.

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Zeer griezelig, om de verkeerde redenen.

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[DRAAG EEN MASKER. STEM OOK]

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Wat gebeurt er met haar neus?

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Wat zuigt ze ervan af?

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Geen subtiliteit met deze namaak Pennywise.

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Hij gaat van "Ja, ik eet kinderen. En wat dan nog? Draag het t-shirt"

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(lage trombonenoot)

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