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Buon Nat-Halloween!

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Perché è così difficile da chiudere?!

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Oh mio dio

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RAAAH

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Torna lì dietro Tommy

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Quasi quasi lo vendo al museo

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per 1000 milioni

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Comunque,

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alcuni dei miei video più disturbanti

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degli ultimi due anni

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sono stati i miei video su wish

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"Wish, il sito web che ti manda

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pubblicità stranissime

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e non sai mai quello che riceverai!"

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"Riceveremo qualcosa di fantastico?

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O qualcosa che ti manderà a fuoco la casa?

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I misteri sono infiniti"

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Esempio A:

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(respiro pesante)

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Quindi, come speciale Halloween sono andato su Wish

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e ho cercato la parola "Spaventoso"

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e ho preso alcune delle cose

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che mi sono state consigliate per prime

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E anche se Halloween

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non è proprio lo stesso quest'anno

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posso tenere tutte queste cose

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per le feste di Halloween future

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quando l'apocalisse finirà

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(musica spaventosa)

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Allora, questa è stata la prima cosa

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che mi è stata consigliata

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il che è abbastanza disturbante

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Mi sembra di essere nella cena di Natale

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di un universo parallelo in cui i tacchini

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stanno mangiando le persone

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Vuoi della salsa Matilda?

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Non per essere un cannibale ma

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(ride)

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Non dovrei iniziare nessuna frase così

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ma credo che avremmo un buono sapore

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mmmh saporito!

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Questo non credo di averlo preso

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oppure si?

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Credo di aver preso qualcosa con gli scheletri

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ma forse ne ho scelto un altro

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Questo mi ha fatto ridere perché

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(ride)

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Stai mandando messaggi abbastanza ambigui

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da questa finestra

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Vuoi aiuto

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o vuoi che le persone non entrino?

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non puoi averle entrambe, Susan

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devi scegliere

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Questo non l'ho preso perché ho pensato

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che i miei vicini avrebbero chiamato la polizia

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Poi - Oh mio Dio

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Sì, questo l'avevo dimenticato

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(ride)

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Dovrò censurare il suo inguine

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Che cavolo sta succedendo qui?!

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(ride) abbiamo

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Il martello di Thor

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che elettrifica il pen*

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Che cos'è Infinity War 2?

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C'è questo nelle mutande di Thanos?

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Perché sta nella sezione "spaventoso"?

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Di sicuro non metterò 26 magneti

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vicino al mio inguine

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mi dispiace

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La seconda cosa spaventosa era solo questa

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immagine digitale di uno scheletro

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Quindi non so che

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(ride)

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Non so che cosa riceverò qui

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ma non vedo l'ora

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Non credo che mi fiderei di un tatuaggio di wish sul corpo

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ma potrei farmelo

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per la scienza

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Questo mi piace

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e volevo darmi un'atmosfera

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da scheletro da discoteca, quindi

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Aggiunto al carrello!

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Poi abbiamo un sacco di

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roba non paurosa

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(ride)

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Veramente?

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Immaginate le persone che aprono la zip

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per parlare

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Sono sicuro che il COVID ignorerebbe anche quel

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piccolo buco vicino la zip

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Sì questo è fantastico

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Molto spaventoso

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per tutte le ragioni sbagliate

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- indossate la mascherina e andate a votare -

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Che sta succedendo al suo naso?

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Che cosa sta risucchiando?

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Nessun sottointeso eh Pennywise

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Dice tipo "Sì,

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Mangio i bambini. E quindi?"

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Indossa la maglia

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(musica)

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Devo aver ordinato uno di questi

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In realtà non so quale ho scelto

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sarà un mistero eccitante

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per quando aprirò i pacchetti

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Ah, oh sì

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(ride)

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"Cane con bocca che si muove masco-

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masc-oo-tte

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mascotte MASCHERA FURRY"

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Finalmente diventerò un furry

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e vivrò il mio sogno

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E' passato così tanto tempo da quando ho ordinato

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che probabilmente ho dimenticato la metà delle cose

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Quindi state pronti per delle sorprese

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Prima di immergerci su Wish

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Se vi siete persi qualcuno dei miei nuovi prodotti

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Abbiamo avuto un restock

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delle candele alla zucca e cannela (pumpkin spice)

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e anche sulle magliette a maniche lunghe

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credo che questo sarà l'ultimo

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Quindi se volete prenderle

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Vanno bene per tutto l'anno

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Non solo per Halloween

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potete andare su amazingphilshop.com

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Bene

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Iniziamo ad aprire

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(musica spaventosa)

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Che cos'è?

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Una busta dentro una busta

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Ooh! Tante cose!

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Ma che cavolo

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Penso di aver un po' esagerato

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stavolta ragazzi

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Ok iniziamo con uno piccolo

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Che cosa abbiamo qui?

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Oh! Sono i tatuaggi!

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Sto veramente per farmi un tatuaggio di wish?

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(ride)

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Credo che stia per accadere

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Ok, prendiamo quello più inquietante

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e mettiamolo sul mio corpo

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Questo starebbe bene sulla mia faccia

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Non voglio sapere cosa stia succedendo qui

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Mani spaventose

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Questo è un demone sexy

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YeEeeeEE

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Mangiami... Senpai?

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Questo è bello!

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Credo che andrò con un buon vecchio graffio

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Normalmente questi sono

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da bagnare no?

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Ho preso da bere

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(violino)

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Uh Uh freddo

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Deve venire qualcuno per aggiustare

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la lavatrice domani

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quindi spero che vada via per quell'ora

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Oppure penseranno che sono super figo

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Per fortuna non mi sta bruciando la faccia

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quindi credo che vada tutto bene

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Momento della verità!

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(musica)

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Ma è bellissimo!

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Questo video è tipo per il 57 é piu spaventoso ora

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Bel lavoro Wish

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Hai alzato l'asticella

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Pensavo che non avrebbe funzionato

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o che mi sarei bruciato via la faccia

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quindi

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