(piano music)
(applause) What Ano didn't want to say
is that programming languages are my substitute girlfriend. (laughter)
It's easier to get a relationship with a programming language than a, you know
But you have to take her kind of dating course.
Alright! Since I'm going to maybe insult some people, you know, maybe I step on
some toes, I just want to say kind of, you know, this is just my personal opinion
Also, I want you to think about this and then make your own decisions.
All I want to do is make you think, and ultimately you decide for yourself.
Alright! Of course, you expect a talk where I'm going to go and scream and
curse and talk about how HR and Scrum are cancer that needs to be eliminated
from this industry, right? That's what you all signed up for, you all kind of have
your beers, your snacks ready. Um, I have to say this talk is not going to be
like that.