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(applause)
What Ano didn't want to say

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is that programming languages are my
substitute girlfriend. (laughter)

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It's easier to get a relationship with a 
programming language than a, you know

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But you have to take her kind of dating 
course.

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Alright! Since I'm going to maybe insult
some people, you know, maybe I step on

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some toes, I just want to say kind of, you
know, this is just my personal opinion

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Also, I want you to think about this and 
then make your own decisions.

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All I want to do is make you think,
and ultimately you decide for yourself.

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Alright! Of course, you expect a talk
where I'm going to go and scream and

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curse and talk about how HR and Scrum
are cancer that needs to be eliminated

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from this industry, right? That's what you
all signed up for, you all kind of have

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your beers, your snacks ready. Um,
I have to say this talk is not going to be

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like that.