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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.01,0:00:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is us. On our 10th day, we got a little\Ndrunk, and married, yes it's a cliché,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.21,0:00:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but for us turns out equality\Nisn't exactly equal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.11,0:00:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're destroying marriage or reinforcing\Nstereotypes, depending on who you ask.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.00,0:00:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for now, for better or\Nfor worse we are husbands.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.54,0:00:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so love blossoms over time...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.77,0:00:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as two people grow together...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.94,0:00:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and learn to accept one another\Nfor all that they are...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.47,0:00:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brady and Cheeks entered into\Nthis union six weeks ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.27,0:00:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but today is their first chance they've had\Nto stand up and declare what they've learned
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.41,0:00:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about life, and love...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.09,0:00:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one another...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.41,0:00:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through the vows that\Nthey have prepared.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.57,0:00:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so they will read those vows now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.76,0:00:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Snap out of it, Katniss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.08,0:00:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm? Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.82,0:00:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.85,0:00:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.94,0:00:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.43,0:00:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do a vow. Then you. Then you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.47,0:00:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pow. Pow. Vow. Vow.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.27,0:01:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like we rehearsed!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.10,0:01:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.55,0:01:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... I asked for a teleprompter.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.62,0:01:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brady...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.05,0:01:10.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... promise...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.41,0:01:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see you...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.40,0:01:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.46,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see you for who you really are.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.09,0:01:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know if I...\N- Know your lines?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.06,0:01:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try the cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.67,0:01:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.31,0:01:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will always be honest with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.33,0:01:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No secrets.\N- Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.21,0:01:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Running off looks bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.88,0:01:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not running after... looks worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.56,0:01:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are ruining our wedding!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.31,0:02:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.36,0:02:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That looks expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.42,0:02:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah. I got it at Ross.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.52,0:02:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's part of my breaking vases\Ncollection for when I'm stressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deflecting. Humor. Me. Hilarious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.52,0:02:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.62,0:02:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad you bailed first.\NI'd've never had the courage.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.18,0:02:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're not chasing\Nafter me right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.100,0:02:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheeks, I ran the other way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.75,0:02:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you were bad at chasing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.70,0:02:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.89,0:02:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.18,0:02:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.82,0:02:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what I learned about you today...?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.32,0:02:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I learned about you too, Brady.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.86,0:02:50.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's two secrets.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.42,0:02:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except mine was a secret from myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.04,0:02:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yours...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.07,0:02:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was the sneaky cloaky daggery kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.10,0:02:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well, sorry that the darkest part\Nof my life hadn't been made clear to you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.30,0:03:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the whopping three months\Nwe've known each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.58,0:03:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making my point even pointier.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.80,0:03:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, when we got drunk-married,\NI thought I didn't know you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.63,0:03:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now I know...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.12,0:03:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.31,0:03:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, for all I know, you could be...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.37,0:03:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a secret redhead!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.03,0:03:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A closet republican!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.41,0:03:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cat person!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.54,0:03:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.82,0:03:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cat person like, someone who likes cats,\Nor someone who turns into a cat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.20,0:03:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The point is now a deadly weapon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.19,0:03:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Someone who lik...\N- Someone who turns... See?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.07,0:03:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheeks, we're both reeling from today.\NI mean, I've learned more about you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.53,0:03:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in last nine hours than I\Nhave in the last ninety days.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.52,0:03:36.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nine hours?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.10,0:03:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that all?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.94,0:03:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feels...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.17,0:03:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more, more like...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.70,0:03:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.26,0:03:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What... What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.73,0:03:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah. I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.85,0:03:54.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm having a flashback...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.86,0:04:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ever tell you, I love seeing\Nall your tiny clothes in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.25,0:04:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like my new toy came\Nwith different outfits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.34,0:04:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, if it wasn't\Nyour rewedding day...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.20,0:04:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bang. Zoom. To the moon...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.80,0:04:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just me! Don't\Nbother putting pants on!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.82,0:04:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa! Haley was makin' funnies.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.36,0:04:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put pants on. We have people here!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.93,0:04:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here they are!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.96,0:04:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.61,0:04:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.44,0:04:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad, Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.83,0:04:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheeks... these are my parents.\NThis is Gillian and Scott.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.08,0:04:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's such a ple...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.56,0:04:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, we're finally meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.27,0:04:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. We've heard so much...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.09,0:04:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and seen... so much.\N- So much.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.91,0:04:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The internet is just...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.31,0:04:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,absolutely...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.54,0:04:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have learned about the\N"safe search" option.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.84,0:04:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Without it, hello, mister, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.31,0:04:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well. Meeting you is...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.97,0:04:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,also what I'm doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.31,0:05:00.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I just wish it had been sooner.\N- Well, it was just, one of those...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.62,0:05:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how a marriage\Ncan just be like...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.26,0:05:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wahbah! Here I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.08,0:05:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awkward silence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.09,0:05:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are a family!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.69,0:05:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Haley, b-t-dubbs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.76,0:05:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Friend of the fam. Star of the\NSyFy original, Sharktocopter.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.10,0:05:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't own a TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.30,0:05:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.58,0:05:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.94,0:05:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we just want to say that we support you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.55,0:05:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right or wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.21,0:05:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm just glad that you're\Npaying for it this time around.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.63,0:05:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've... been around before?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.63,0:05:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.26,0:05:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sorta had a fiancée once.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.73,0:05:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Claudia. And... then...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.77,0:05:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she... may even show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.49,0:05:54.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fiancée.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.29,0:05:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Claudia.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.60,0:05:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.66,0:06:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that is like, three...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.05,0:06:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tiny, little...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.36,0:06:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nuclear explosions of new information.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.28,0:06:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM!\N- Thank you, Haley.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.72,0:06:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Splain.\N- I was in the closet
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.23,0:06:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slash-denial. And Claudia\Nsolved a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.47,0:06:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That must seem ironic to you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.30,0:06:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cheeks, I didn't mean to lie...\N- So why did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.26,0:06:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think maybe I had a vision\Nof this conversation?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.26,0:06:32.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think you can out winning smile me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.22,0:06:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I will not be distrac...\N- Where is my little faggot?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.79,0:06:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.71,0:06:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you raise your\Nvoice in my house, Bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.09,0:06:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get down here, fucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.79,0:06:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love your guts off.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.71,0:06:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it isn't my favorite slut!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.47,0:06:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Slap it. Clasp it. Think about it.\N- Slap it. Clasp it. Think about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.69,0:06:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you must be the normal-Mormons!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.38,0:07:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C'mon, now. Don't be scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.72,0:07:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen I'll be honest,\Nthink you're b-a-n-a-n-a-s, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.76,0:07:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pleased nonetheless.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.69,0:07:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pleased.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.72,0:07:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awfully.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.08,0:07:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't I show you where\Nthe cake and coffee is?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.36,0:07:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't drink caffeine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.02,0:07:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what that means.\NCome on, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.24,0:07:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know who this is!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.10,0:07:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look at this ocelot.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.48,0:07:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call you that because I'm\Ngonna look at your oss-a-lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.32,0:07:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, Brady. Brady, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.59,0:07:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually though, we were kinda just in\Nthe middle of a triple kaboom moment...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.14,0:07:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my Todd!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.20,0:07:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is the living image! Of Todd!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.61,0:07:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Todd?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.99,0:07:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once my poet mentor.\NThen my lover. Now passed,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.28,0:07:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he is my spirit guide.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.86,0:07:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh and he's Cheeks' dad, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.42,0:07:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but Brady doesn't\Nlook anything like...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.55,0:08:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.82,0:08:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did she say cake?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.20,0:08:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Closed captions: Francesco Bavastro\N[www.italiansubs.net]