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Gratias tibi.

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Fuit quondam in India rex est et Maharaja
natalis sui exiit edictum

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omnibus regibus principibus donis faceret.

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Quidam obtulerunt sericorum,
ludo aliquo eduxit gladium,

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alii aurum.

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In extremo agmine incedentes 
Venit paulo senex valde rugosis

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qui a multis retro dierum operam ambulavit super mare.

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Et ambulavit in filium regis:
"Quid enim mihi de dono regis?"

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Cui respondit senex ostendere suam aperuit tardissime

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crusta pulcherrima et purpura flavis runs,
rubei et caerulei coloris.

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Regis filius:

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"Ut in ulla gratia rex Quale donum est?"

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Tardius senex respexi in eum et dicebant:

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"... Pars diu ambulandum munere."

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(Risus)

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In momento Ego dabo tibi munera,

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Credo quod dono dignum munus tendat.

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Prius ego facio, et ducam te ad

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longis ambulant.

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Is, ut plerique de te,

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Ego coepi vita ut a parva haedi.

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Quot te coepi paulo hedum vitae?

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Puer natus est?

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Fere vestrum ... bene ...

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(Risus)

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Reliqua autem, quid? Maiores natus?

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Velim ad matrem!

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Loqui posse!

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Sicut paulo hedum fascino semper habebat facere potest.

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Hodie die expectantes iam multis annis

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Eo die adgressus est hodie

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impossibile est rectum coram oculis vestris

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at hic TEDxMaastricht.

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Im 'iens ut satus

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ostendens in finem:

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Ego autem sciatis

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quod fieri non poteft.

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Ego autem dedi tibi munera digna postremo patentes:

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Ego ostendam tibi quae facias impossibile tuis.

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Quaerenti ad impossibile, quod inveni

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inter duo universalia ligula.

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Quisque metus enim,

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et omnis qui habet somnium.

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Quaerenti ad impossibile, inveni tria

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Feci quod meum annos!

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modo me facere posse;

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Dodgeball vel dicas "Trefbal"

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Superman,

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et culex.

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Qui sunt tres keywords.

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Impossibile autem cur in vita mea.

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Et accipiam vos ad me deducatis longum iter

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a metus est somnium,

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A verbis ad gladium,

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de Dodgeball

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et Superman

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ut culex.

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Spero autem ad vos

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impossibile vitae possis.

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IV Octobris MMVII.

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Cor meum currentis, curvavi genua mea quatiebant

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quod egressus esset in scaena

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Cicero in theatrum

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Harvard University accipere

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Ig MMVII ad Nobel Praemium in Medicina

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Lorem co-scripta in charta Medicae

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dicitur "gladius, devoratis ...

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Et eius parte effectus ... ".

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(Risus)

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Sed nunquam legitur quod edidit in ephemeride paulo ante

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British Medical Journal.

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Et, quoniam impossibile est somnium adveho verus,

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cum repente ex inopinato ad aliquem sicut me,

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Honor autem numquam obliviscar.

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Sed non memorabili plurimum aetatis meae.

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IV Octobris MCMLXVII,

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vix est, timidos, macer, Wimpy Kid

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ab extremo metu passus est.

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Cumque obtulisset ei cibum prodirem in scaena,

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cor eius et cursus,

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genua labi.

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Abiit aperire os ad loquendum,

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his dictis non exiret.

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Et in lacrimas, steti tremens.

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Erat paralyticus et in stuporem,

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in timore constringitur.

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Hoc consternauit, verecundus, macer Wimpy Kid

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ab extremo metu passus est.

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Timuit Tenebras

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excelsa quoque timebunt,

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et serpentium, et terror aranearum ...

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Audet aliquis vestrum et timeatis aranearum angues?

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Immo, paucis te ...

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Erant et loca aquarum metus ...

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Doctores et nutrices et dentists metus,

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et acus, et terebras, et acuta obiecta.

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Sed prae ceteris habuit metus

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populo.

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Ut timidus, timidus macer Wimpy Kid

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me erat.

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Timuit me et a repudii

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sui habeatis, minorationem complexu

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aliquid et tum quidem novi vos pro signo:

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Social Anxietas inordinatio.

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Quia metus esset unicus bullies ceciderunt me.

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Hunc risum evocare nomina eorum qui omnino in ludo

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nota ludos.

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Ecce ego ad ludum ludere erat ...

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Dodgeball -

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et non erat bonum dodger.

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Bullies et vocabis nomen meum

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et ecce ego video autem rufus, et pilis Dodge

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supersonic celeritatum sonantem in os meum

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bam, bam, BAM!

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Ac memini domi multo tempore ambulare scholae

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et rubrum faciem meam, Pungens est, rufus erat, et aures adsensu est.

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Ardebant oculi mei lacrimam

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atque omnes fortunas conflagrare intellegerent verba in auribus meis.

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Et qui dixit,

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"Fustibus saxisque confringet ossa non nisi nocitura mihi verba" ...

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Sed mendacium est.

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Difficile ad similitudinem cultro linquit.

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Difficile quasi gladio pungitur conscientiae.

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Verba non tam profunda vulnera sunt,

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non potest non videri.

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Et metus erat. Verba autem mea hostem.

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Sed sunt.

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Sed etiam somnia.

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Et vade in domum tuam et ego vellem salvari Superman Drama

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et ego legitur comici librorum Superman

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sicut ego vidi et Superman vulputate velit esse.

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Volui pro veritate et iustitia

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Ego voluit ad pugnam contra kryptonite et scelerati,

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Et voluerunt fugere facta circa mundi, et salute humana faciat.

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Fascino forent quae ego vidi.

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Mallem legere Guinness libro Mundus Records Ripley libri credere vel non.

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Quaelibet Ripley vel numquam legistis in libro Mundus Records confecit?

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Ego diligentes Books!

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Et vidit ipsum verum et facere facinora fecere.

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Dixi autem quod nolo, illud facio.

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Si autem et sic impius sum bullies

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eorum in ludis ludos ludere,

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Volo verum antiqui realem fui.

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Mirum, quod qui bullies vere volo facere non possum.

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Volo et propositum vocationis

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Volo scire sensum meum,

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Volo aliquid mutare incredibilem mundum

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Fieri non potest probari volo.

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Fast deinceps annis X -

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21 factum est autem in sabbato ante diem.

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Quod uno die duo mutare vitam aeternam.

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Vivamus dictum in, India

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Ego missionaria est,

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Mentoris et amici mei ad me

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"Habes Thromes Danihel"

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Et dixi, "Thromes? Quid Thromes?"

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At ille respondit: "Thromes maiores vitae urna.

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Haerent somnia simul et finis, ut si posses

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quid vis ut faciam tibi vis ire alicunde

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si vis esse,

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quo vadis? Quid agis?

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Quis tu?

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Et dixi: "Non possumus facere quod ego sum quoque vix ego quoque plurima pertimescens Heu!"

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Nocte tulit lectum rice Eustatius super tectum,

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posuerunt subter et de stellis,

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Aspiciebam, et vespertiliones dare pro bomb culicibus.

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Et erant thromes cogitare potui, et metas et somniorum,

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et qui cum bullies dodgeballs.

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Paucis horis post somnium.

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Cor meum currentis, curvavi genua mea collidebantur.

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Hoc tempore non metuet.

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Et discerpens corpus meum.

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Et quinque dies,

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Essem et sensus mei me pugnarem moriens.

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Meum cerebrum ardebat usque ad CV gradu febris malaria.

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Et ego, cum sibi conscius esset, et omnia posset de sunt thromes.

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Dixi: "Quid vis tibi animam meam?"

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Denique 21 nocte natalis mei,

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a claritate in momento,

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Et factum est ad perfectionem:

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Quod ego modicum Culex,

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Aedes stephensi,

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modicum Culex

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et appendi minus quam V micrograms

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minus mica salis

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ut, si fieri posset de CULEX est a CLXX libras, LXXX kilo homo,

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Ego quod erat mei kryptonite.

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Hoc itaque mihi visum, non, non, non CULEX,

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Nam intra modicum Culex Parasitus,

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Plasmodium falciparum quae occidis million per annum.

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Et intellexit immo etiam suus minor,

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Mihi autem videtur tanto major.

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Intellexi,

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kryptonite timorem meum,

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parasitum meum,

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quod autem paralytici et claudi me tota vita mea.

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Scis nihil differt obnoxium et trepidum egit.

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Realis periculum est.

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Nolite est electio.

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Et cognovi voluissem electione

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Aut metuamus possem intereat defectum nocte

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potui aut metum mortis, et non potui

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somnis venire ad me ut vitam auderet.

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Scitis enim aliquid esse de lecto

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quod facit, et contra mortem vita vere vivere.

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Non intellexit omnem mortuum non omnis vivit.

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Praesent ut vivere moriendo.

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Certe, cum discis mori

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vere cognoscere et vivere.

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Sic EGO certus eram mutare

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quod, me nocte.

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Nolui mori.

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Et oravi paulum oratione dixi,

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"Deus meus, si vivam 21 eiusdem

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Timor meus non amplius dominabitur.

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Im 'iens ut metum mortis,

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Quia ego ad somnia

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Volo Mutabo habitum,

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Quid incredibile iudicatur apud volo animam meam

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Volo et propositum vocationis

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Quod fieri non potest scire. "

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Si tibi non superfuit nocte Et ego ostendam tibi ex te instar.

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(Risus)

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Sed prima nocte album X Thromes feci:

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Placuit volui continentes ad maiorem

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VII visitare Mirabilibus Mundi

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discere a bunch of linguis,

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vivet in desertam haberet insulam,

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navis in mari vivunt,

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cum etiam in una tribu superarit Amazona

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summitate montis ascendere Suetiam

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Volui videre montem Everest oriente

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qui noverit operari in musica Romae agenda fuerant,

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Circo voluit operari,

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Vivamus et velit prosiliunt.

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Super tunc viginti annos thromes pleraque eorum.

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Omni tempore coercens a throme meam album,

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V et X add meos ego magis album et album proficiens atque succrescens.

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Nam septem annos vixit in parvae insulae Bahamenses

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et de septem annis

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sed in culmo,

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et loca spearing stingrays comedere sola insula

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in lumbos,

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Natare cum squalis et feci cognoscere.

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Et inde movetur Mexicano

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et transivi ad basin in Aequatoria et Amazonum flumen,

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Mus Pujo Aequatoria, et habitaverunt ibi, et tribus,

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et paulatim ad lucretur fiducia sicut per thromes.

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Et ad rem musicam Romae et Suecia

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motus Stockholmiam operatus est musica negotium,

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quo ascenderunt verticem Mt. Kebnekaise supra circulum arcticum.

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Clowning didici,

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et praestigiae,

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et stilt-ambulantes,

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unicycle equo, ignis comedit, edere vitro mundo.

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In MCMXCVII, quam audivi, erant duodecim gladio, reliquerat swallowers

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Et dixi: "Heu facere!"

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Swallower occurrit gladium, et interrogavit eum quidam tips.

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At ille dixit: "Ave, dabo II Tips

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I Number: Suus 'valde periculosum

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Et hoc non est.

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II Number:

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Non experiri! "

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(Risus)

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Et additur index thromes meo.

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X ad XII die et exercitati cotidie

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ad quattuor annis.

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... Nunc rationem de ea,

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CCCLXV Ă— IV [X XII]

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Infelicis conatus est de 13,000

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primum impresso gladio iugulum in MMI quam tuas acceperim.

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Tempore constitui throme

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gladius in acie deglutitio ut mundi principes.

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Et quaesierunt omnes libri Emporium diurna dictum

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omnes medical fama, Libri studui, anatomia,

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Locutus sum cum doctores et nutrices

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networked cum omni gladio swallowers

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International Association Swallowers in gladio,

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II-annus medicinae investigationis charta et res

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devoratis et latus ensis Effectus

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quae edita in Acta Acta Medicine.

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(Risus)

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Gratias tibi.

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(Plausus)

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Et didicit aliqua fascinating rerum deglutiebam gladio.

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Bet aliquid numquam ante, sed post hac tu.

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Deinde tu domum et tu cum ferro erumpendo CARNIS

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aut gladium aut "bestek", tu cogitare ...

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Coepit gladius in India deglutiebam quod non -

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ubi viderunt primis vellem hedum ut XX annos -

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(IV) circiter annos circiter BC MM.

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Super praeteritum CL annos usus gladio swallowers

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artium et medicinae doctore in agris

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auxilium evolvere rigidum endoscope in MDCCCLXVIII

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by Adolf Kussmaul Freiburg in Germania.

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In MCMVI, et Electrocardiogram in Wallia,

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deglutire student, ut perturbationes, et digestionis,

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bronchoscopes id genus est.

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Super praeteritum CL annis

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Scimus centena iniurias mortibus justo ...

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Hic endoscope est rigidum, quod erat developed per Kussmaul von Dr.

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Sed invenimus fuisse olim CL annis XXIX caedes

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quos gladio suo duro corde, qui Londini swallower in gladio.

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Inde etiam comperi ad III VIII

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devorat gladius gravi iniurias per annos singulos.

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Quia scio ego phone vocat.

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Ego autem duobus ex eis ambulantibus

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de Suecia et trans Orlando de praeterito pauci weeks,

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qui sunt in gladio swallowers hospitalis de iniuriis.

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Et hoc est valde periculosum.

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Aliud est, quod didici deglutiebam est gladio

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II annos X annis de gladio discere devorare

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qui pro multis.

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Sed maxime attrahenti est inventio didici,

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swallowers gladio quam discere ad impossibile.

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Modicum tempus vobiscum sum et vado ad abscondito

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99,9% id dolor non est.

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.1% Dolor id enim fieri potest ut instar sicco.

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Et assumam vos mihi in mentem venit de via swallower gladium.

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Ut glutiam gladium mentis materia requirit delectatio

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retrahitur novacula-acutus, ut in punctum accurate

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ut separaret interno organa corporis et victus ipso corpore reflexes

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Synopsis in supplementum cerebrum, musculus saepe per memoriam

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deliberata usu, per super 10,000 temporum.

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Et ducam te in via paululum corpus swallower gladium.

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Ut devorare ore gladii

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Ego labi per linguam meam super herbam,

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cohibere in ceruicis reflexum iocus est, gulae,

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XC gradus epiglottide navigari declinare,

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sphincter esophageal cricopharyngeal per superiores,

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reprimere perystalsis reflexum,

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labatur pectore ferrum in cavitate

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inter pulmonem.

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In hac parte,

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Non declines cor meum pulsare actu.

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Si sollicite vigilare,

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videas ferro cordis ictum

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quia eam corde innixa

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octavam circiter UnciĂŚ esophageal textus separati.

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Quod non potest esse falsum.

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Praeterita et ad iugulum labi,

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inferioribus retro musculus sphincter esophageal, in ventrem vadit,

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retch reprimere usque ad flexus in ventriculo duodenum.

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Fragmen massae.

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(Risus)

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Quam ob rem ulterius,

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usque ad meas Fallopian fistularum. (Dutch) Fallopian fistulae!

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Guys, ut posterius poteris coniugum ...

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Populus quaeris, inquiunt,

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"Non oportet ut multum constantia periculum vitae tuae

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cor pulsare, gladium suum deglutiat ... "

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N Quid est vera virtus

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est enim, ut egestas sem tellus, macer Wimpy Kid

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Insuccessus et rejectio ad periculum,

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ad cor,

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et praecipitabit sua superbia,

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et stabunt in conspectu totum fasciculum alieni

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et dicam tibi de sermone timores et somniorum

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periculum effusionis viscera et proprie, et aliquid figurative.

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Vides - Gratias agimus tibi.

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(Plausus)

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Ecce vere est mirabile

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In vita mea praeclara est mihi semper

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et iam non sum.

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Sed mirum non est quod vere devorare

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XXI arma simul,

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aut XX pedes in lacus of underwater LXXXVIII loca et Stingrays

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Rippele et credere vel non,

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vel ad calore MD gradus rubrum calidum Stan ad Lee Superhumans

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ut "homo Ferro"

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et quod fervens ut hirudo!

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Trahere currum, aut de Rippele et gladio,

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vel Guinness,

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vel denique ab Americae scriptor Got Talent,

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Ig concilianda Nobel Praemium in MMVII vel nisl.

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Sed advertendum est quod non vere.

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Quod suus quid putant. Non non, non. Quod non est.

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Vere mirabilis est

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quod vix fieri posset deus, fugax, invalidi Wimpy Kid

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excelsa quoque timebunt, qui erat,

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quae loca aquarum, et timui,

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doctores et nutrices et acuta obiecta et acus

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et loqui ad populum

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tulit et nunc secundo me volantes circum orbem terrarum

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at 30,000 pedes altitudinis

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quae devoratis acri lacus in in underwater loca,

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doctores et nutrices et loquentem ad te et spectatorum ligula.

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Ut vere mirabile mihi.

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Semper voluit impossibile -

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Gratias tibi.

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(Plausus)

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Gratias tibi.

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(Plausus)

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Impossibile semper voluit, et ego relictus sum.

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Volui facere miraculum suam et cum mundo,

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et iam non sum.

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Semper voluit se faciens divina facta circa mundi

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et salute, et ego relictus sum.

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Et scis quid?

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Non parum tamen parum magnus hedum in somnis

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penitus.

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(Risus) (Plausus)

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Scitis autem et semper voluit invenire propositum vocationis

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Nunc ego inveni.

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Sed coniecto quis?

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Suus 'non a facie gladii imminentis, quid putem, non meis viribus.

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Suus 'vere infirmitate mea verba mea.

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Vocatio intentio mutare mundi

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quum in timore,

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gladius ad tempus, tum denique,

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uno tempore ferrum, una simul,

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inspirare populus ad superheroes

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impossibile et decori in vita sua.

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Exequi sententias aliorum subvenire suis inveniet.

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Quid tua?

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Quid ad te?

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Quid vis ut faciam?

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Et vocatis omnibus superheroes sumus.

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Quid est superpower?

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Ex mundi super VII billion multitudo populi

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non minus quam a paucis duodecim hominum Horribilium gladio swallowers

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reliquit circa mundi hodie,

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sed uni tantum.

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Tu es unicus.

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Quid est fabula?

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Quis enim te discernit?

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Et dices ad fabulam,

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etsi vox tenuis movetur.

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Quid sunt thromes?

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Si posset aliquid, si quis illuc -

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Quid agis? Where'd te?

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Quid agis?

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Quid vis ut faciam tibi anima tua?

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Quod magnus vobis sunt somnia?

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Quid haedum istos tanquam somnia? Cogitare retro.

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Bet hoc non fuit?

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Quod sunt ultimus mentium somnia vestra

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et quod mirum putabam tam obscura fuerunt?

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Bet somnis ne mirum omnibus his non est?

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Quid est gladio?

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Unusquisque vestrum habens gladium

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a gladio ancipiti metu et somniorum.

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Hirundo gladiis quitquid.

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Imitare somnia dominarum et iudices,

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Nam id turpis sit amet neque sero voluit.

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Nam cum bullies dogdeballs, his haedos qui

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ut non impossibile,

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Habeo unum dicere ad illos:

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Gratias tibi.

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Quia si non scelerati superheroes nolumus.

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Fieri non potest probare adsum.

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Hoc est valde periculosum posset interficere.

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Ego spero frui.

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(Risus)

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Ego in hoc opus adiutorium.

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Auditores: duo, tria.

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Dan Meyer: Non non nulla. Opus auxilium enumerando partem in omnes OK?

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(Risus)

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Si tu verbis? Consentio?
Omnes arbitror mihi. Promptus?

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Unum.

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Duo.

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Tribus.

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Sed illud II sed ideam habes.

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Auditores: Unum.

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Duo.

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Tribus.

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(Anhela)

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(Plausus)

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DM: Immo!

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(Plausus) (Fremitus)

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Gratias tibi valde.

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Gratias tibi ago gratias.
Lorem ab imo pectore.

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Etiam gratias ex imo ventre.

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Dixi tibi impossibile huc et nunc.

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Sed hoc non potest esse. Ego faciam omnem diem hanc.

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Et hoc est impossibile, quia vix, pudor, timor macer Wimpy Kid est os eius,

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hic stetit in TED[x] scaena,

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mutare mundi, uno tempore,

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gladius in tempore, tempus vitae.

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Si certum est tibi in via, si credis feci

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impossibile est non esse,

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si potes esse quod impossibile dedi te in vita tua,

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tunc opus est, et tua est inciperent.

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Numquam prohibere somniantes. Credens nunquam subsisto.

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Gratias vobis qui credit in me,

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et pars mea propter vim somnii comprehendunt.

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Et hic tibi munusculum de manibus meis:

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Quod est impossibile, non ...

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Auditores: impossibile.

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De dono diu ambulandum.

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(Plausus)

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Gratias tibi.

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(Plausus)

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(Plausus)

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Host: Gratias tibi, Dan Meyer, Eja!