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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello all
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.31,0:00:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Evildea. Your God.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.02,0:00:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and today the craziest thing ever
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.68,0:00:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happened to me and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.75,0:00:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just need to tell you about it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.28,0:00:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you probably already know that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.44,0:00:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have students
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.46,0:00:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you see that I want
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.97,0:00:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to tell you about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.38,0:00:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have students
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.86,0:00:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they come to my house
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.24,0:00:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I usually teach them English
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but some times I also, for example,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.32,0:00:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,teach history and other interesting things
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.11,0:00:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, for example, I have one student
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.91,0:00:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she comes every Sunday with her mum
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.93,0:00:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they sit at the table
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.60,0:00:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with me and we just read through the text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.62,0:00:39.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and divide it into parts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.87,0:00:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to understand each part of the text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.98,0:00:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because she doesn't understand
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.51,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the entirety of the text that well
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She can understand each word individually
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.72,0:00:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not in a great mess
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.100,0:00:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, she can't ...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.00,0:00:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess, understand the text in its entirety
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.30,0:00:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we read the text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.96,0:01:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and today's text is about
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.23,0:01:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,voting in a democracy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we read it and she just couldn't
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.40,0:01:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,under the text
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.88,0:01:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ... I must say
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.90,0:01:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She sat next to me and her mother next to her
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.46,0:01:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she just looked at her mother
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.07,0:01:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then looked at me and said
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.84,0:01:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't understand voting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.87,0:01:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it work?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.18,0:01:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at first, of course, I tried
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.26,0:01:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to clear up how it functions in government
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.98,0:01:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that didn't help at all
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.02,0:01:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, then I tried to explain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.71,0:01:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how it works through the school system
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.64,0:01:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then she started to understand it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.15,0:01:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a little better but not much
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.40,0:01:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I decided that I needed to totally simplify
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.71,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the subject for her and said,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Imagine, that now I, you and your mum
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.36,0:01:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're sitting in a great big hall
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.19,0:01:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,full of people
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.47,0:01:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at the, I guess, stage of the hall
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.06,0:01:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a uni student and he says to everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.27,0:02:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You can, from now, eat chocolate or poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.95,0:02:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when I say "poo", I used ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.81,0:02:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I choose the English word "poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.18,0:02:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which isn't that bad of a word
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.10,0:02:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "you can eat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.66,0:02:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chocolate or poo - you have two choices"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.30,0:02:14.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "Of course,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.94,0:02:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to eat poo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.35,0:02:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would take chocolate"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.89,0:02:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "yes, yes! you can choose!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.21,0:02:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "ok, so I want chocolate"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.93,0:02:27.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "Well, you don't only choose
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.85,0:02:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the entire hall needs to choose"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.24,0:02:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "So, I would choose chocolate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.04,0:02:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he can have poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.07,0:02:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "No, no you need to choose together.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.97,0:02:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, imagine that fifty percent of the hall
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.92,0:02:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for example choose chocolate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.98,0:02:48.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then, that would mean that not enough people
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.79,0:02:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,choose it. So, sixty people need
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.34,0:02:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to choose chocolate in order to get it"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.08,0:02:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "Ah I think I understand"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.80,0:02:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "ok"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.81,0:03:01.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I grabbed three pieces of paper
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.94,0:03:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "Ok, you need to write
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.50,0:03:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your choice on this paper"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.11,0:03:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "Ok"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.47,0:03:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I gave one piece of paper to her
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.11,0:03:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one to her mum
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.13,0:03:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "Ok, choose but
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.99,0:03:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't show me what you chose"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.66,0:03:18.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "Oh ok" and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.67,0:03:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she took it and very secretly
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.51,0:03:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,started writing chocolate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.04,0:03:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could see the movements of her pen
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.23,0:03:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he mum began writing,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.53,0:03:27.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess chocolate
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.57,0:03:30.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I thought, "Ok, now I want
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.21,0:03:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to show what would happen if someone else
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.68,0:03:34.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't choose chocolate"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.04,0:03:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I wrote "poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.08,0:03:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "Ok,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.46,0:03:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,place your paper
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.68,0:03:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the middle of the table,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.97,0:03:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't show us what you wrote
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.23,0:03:46.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the choices must be anonymous"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.17,0:03:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "Oh ok"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.21,0:03:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, each placed their paper
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.68,0:03:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into the middle of the table
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.11,0:03:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I moved it like this
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.41,0:03:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and them I grabbed the first
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.01,0:03:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it said, "Chocolate"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.74,0:03:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "Ah great, so
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.19,0:03:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have one vote for chocolate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.77,0:04:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means that we need one more
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.79,0:04:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to have chocolate"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.30,0:04:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said, "Oh ok, ok, ok"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.66,0:04:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She started to understand
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.58,0:04:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I gave her chocolate
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.54,0:04:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well no ... not real chocolate
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.86,0:04:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave her the paper
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.58,0:04:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which had chocolate written on it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.37,0:04:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I choose the second
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.98,0:04:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it said "poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.90,0:04:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "Uuuu one person has chosen poo
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.93,0:04:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that isn't good"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.56,0:04:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I could see the girl
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.51,0:04:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she sat up straight a little in her chair
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.07,0:04:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I could see her eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.26,0:04:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,widen a little
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.56,0:04:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she thought "Oh no
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.29,0:04:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what would happen if someone choose poo again"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.25,0:04:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I ... I sat there and thought
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.52,0:04:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is really good"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.05,0:04:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I grabbed this third piece and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.82,0:04:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought, "Ah this is the mum's paper,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.10,0:04:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.55,0:04:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I saw it, and I became shocked
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.88,0:04:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it said "poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.93,0:04:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seemed that her mum had the same idea
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.32,0:04:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as me and I said
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.79,0:05:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It says poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.34,0:05:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the girl said, "I don't want poo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.75,0:05:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to eat poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.12,0:05:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I could see that she was totally shocked
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.52,0:05:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I said, "No, no, no that doesn't mean
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.66,0:05:14.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of course, we're not eating poo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.44,0:05:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't think like that"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.98,0:05:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and her mum sat there and thought ...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.100,0:05:19.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could see that she was thinking
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.71,0:05:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh shit, how did I do that"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.61,0:05:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the funniest thing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.14,0:05:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because the girl sat there
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.58,0:05:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,extremely worried and thought
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.55,0:05:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Do I have to eat poo"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.69,0:05:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and after that I decided that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.66,0:05:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't run that exercise again
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.12,0:05:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now she understands
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.68,0:05:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how voting works really well
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.73,0:05:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I just wanted to share that with you
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.80,0:05:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, if you've liked this film
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.05,0:05:47.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.58,0:05:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Share it around
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.07,0:05:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sub to my channel if you haven't already
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.10,0:05:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll see you all in the next film
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.90,0:05:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you're not there
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.10,0:05:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must eat poo!