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Hello all

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I'm Evildea. Your God.

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and today the craziest thing ever

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happened to me and

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I just need to tell you about it

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So, you probably already know that

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I have students

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Can you see that I want

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to tell you about this?

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I have students

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and they come to my house

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and I usually teach them English

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but some times I also, for example,

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teach history and other interesting things

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So, for example, I have one student

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and she comes every Sunday with her mum

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and they sit at the table

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with me and we just read through the text

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and divide it into parts

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to understand each part of the text

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because she doesn't understand

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the entirety of the text that well

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She can understand each word individually

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but not in a great mess

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So, she can't ...

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I guess, understand the text in its entirety

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So, we read the text

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and today's text is about

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voting in a democracy

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So, we read it and she just couldn't

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under the text

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and ... I must say

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She sat next to me and her mother next to her

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and she just looked at her mother

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and then looked at me and said

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"I don't understand voting.

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How does it work?"

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and at first, of course, I tried

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to clear up how it functions in government

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but that didn't help at all

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So, then I tried to explain

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how it works through the school system

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and then she started to understand it

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a little better but not much

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So, I decided that I needed to totally simplify

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the subject for her and said,

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"Imagine, that now I, you and your mum

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we're sitting in a great big hall

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full of people

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and at the, I guess, stage of the hall

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there's a uni student and he says to everyone

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"You can, from now, eat chocolate or poo"

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and when I say "poo", I used ...

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I choose the English word "poo"

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which isn't that bad of a word

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and I said, "you can eat

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chocolate or poo - you have two choices"

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and she said, "Of course,

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I don't want to eat poo

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I would take chocolate"

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and I said, "yes, yes! you can choose!"

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and she said, "ok, so I want chocolate"

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and I said, "Well, you don't only choose

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the entire hall needs to choose"

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and she said, "So, I would choose chocolate

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he can have poo"

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and I said, "No, no you need to choose together.

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So, imagine that fifty percent of the hall

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for example choose chocolate

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then, that would mean that not enough people

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choose it. So, sixty people need

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to choose chocolate in order to get it"

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and she said, "Ah I think I understand"

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and I said, "ok"

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and I grabbed three pieces of paper

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and I said, "Ok, you need to write

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your choice on this paper"

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and she said, "Ok"

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So, I gave one piece of paper to her

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and one to her mum

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and I said, "Ok, choose but

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don't show me what you chose"

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and she said, "Oh ok" and

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she took it and very secretly

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started writing chocolate.

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I could see the movements of her pen

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and he mum began writing,

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I guess chocolate

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and I thought, "Ok, now I want

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to show what would happen if someone else

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didn't choose chocolate"

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So, I wrote "poo"

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and I said, "Ok,

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place your paper

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in the middle of the table,

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don't show us what you wrote

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because the choices must be anonymous"

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and she said, "Oh ok"

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So, each placed their paper

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into the middle of the table

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and I moved it like this

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and them I grabbed the first

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and it said, "Chocolate"

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and I said, "Ah great, so

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we have one vote for chocolate.

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That means that we need one more

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to have chocolate"

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and she said, "Oh ok, ok, ok"

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She started to understand

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So I gave her chocolate

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Well no ... not real chocolate

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I gave her the paper

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which had chocolate written on it

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and then I choose the second

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and it said "poo"

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and I said, "Uuuu one person has chosen poo

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that isn't good"

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and then I could see the girl

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and she sat up straight a little in her chair

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and I could see her eyes

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widen a little

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and she thought "Oh no

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what would happen if someone choose poo again"

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and I ... I sat there and thought

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"This is really good"

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and I grabbed this third piece and

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I thought, "Ah this is the mum's paper,

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I guess"

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and I saw it, and I became shocked

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because it said "poo"

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it seemed that her mum had the same idea

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as me and I said

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"It says poo"

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and the girl said, "I don't want poo

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I don't want to eat poo"

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and I could see that she was totally shocked

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and I said, "No, no, no that doesn't mean

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of course, we're not eating poo.

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Don't think like that"

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and her mum sat there and thought ...

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I could see that she was thinking

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"Oh shit, how did I do that"

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It was the funniest thing

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because the girl sat there

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extremely worried and thought

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"Do I have to eat poo"

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and after that I decided that

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I wouldn't run that exercise again

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but now she understands

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how voting works really well

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and I just wanted to share that with you

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So, if you've liked this film

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Like it

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Share it around

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Sub to my channel if you haven't already

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and I'll see you all in the next film

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and if you're not there

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You must eat poo!