WEBVTT 00:00:03.206 --> 00:00:07.449 (Salesclerk, Corbett, gives the lady a roll of toilet paper) There you are. Mind how you go. 00:00:07.449 --> 00:00:11.692 00:00:11.692 --> 00:00:15.936 Barker (customer): Four candles! 00:00:15.936 --> 00:00:18.127 Corbett: Four candles. 00:00:18.250 --> 00:00:24.846 NOTE Paragraph 00:00:24.846 --> 00:00:27.531 Corbett: Here you are. Four candles. 00:00:27.531 --> 00:00:29.680 Barker: No, four candles. 00:00:29.680 --> 00:00:32.422 Corbett: Well, there you are - four candles. 00:00:32.422 --> 00:00:38.016 Barker: No, fork'andles. 'Andles for forks! 00:00:38.016 --> 00:00:43.610 00:00:43.610 --> 00:00:51.392 00:00:52.609 --> 00:00:54.244 Corbett: I thought you said four candles. 00:00:54.244 --> 00:00:56.753 00:00:56.753 --> 00:00:59.005 Barker: Got any plugs? 00:00:59.005 --> 00:01:02.302 Corbett: Plugs? What Kind of plugs? 00:01:02.302 --> 00:01:07.790 Barker: A rubber one, bathroom. 00:01:07.790 --> 00:01:16.464 00:01:17.228 --> 00:01:18.767 Corbett: What size? 00:01:18.767 --> 00:01:33.452 Barker: 13 amp! 00:01:33.772 --> 00:01:42.401 Corbett: It's electric plugs. Electric bathroom plugs, we call them, in the trade. Electric bathroom plugs! 00:01:43.164 --> 00:01:51.977 00:01:56.481 --> 00:01:57.705 Barker: Saw tips. 00:01:57.705 --> 00:02:07.250 Corbett: Saw tips (he doesn't know what he means). 00:02:07.250 --> 00:02:13.356 Corbett: What d'you want? Ointment, or something like that? 00:02:13.356 --> 00:02:15.682 Barker: No, saw tips for covering saws. 00:02:15.682 --> 00:02:19.423 Corbett: Oh, no. We haven't got any. Comin' in, but we haven't got any. 00:02:19.423 --> 00:02:20.710 Barker: Got any O's? 00:02:20.710 --> 00:02:21.908 Corbett: O's 00:02:21.933 --> 00:02:25.174 Barker: O's. 00:02:25.174 --> 00:02:33.428 00:02:33.428 --> 00:02:38.260 00:02:40.486 --> 00:02:42.132 Barker: No 'O's. 00:02:42.562 --> 00:02:47.954 'O's! ... I thought you meant HOES! 00:02:47.954 --> 00:02:48.400 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:51.123 00:02:51.123 --> 00:02:54.289 You mean O's. You should say that. 00:02:54.289 --> 00:03:01.973 00:03:01.973 --> 00:03:05.459 00:03:05.496 --> 00:03:10.287 Barker: No, 'O's! 00:03:10.287 --> 00:03:15.867 Corbett: O's? .... Oh, you mean panty hose! 00:03:15.867 --> 00:03:22.774 Barker: No, no. 'O's O'S O'S for the gate. Mon Repose. O's. 00:03:22.774 --> 00:03:23.508 Barker: Letter O's. 00:03:23.508 --> 00:03:25.508 Corbett: Letter O's! 00:03:25.508 --> 00:03:43.788 00:03:50.369 --> 00:03:51.149 Corbett: How many do you want? 00:03:51.149 --> 00:03:52.663 Barker: Two. 00:03:56.405 --> 00:03:58.315 Corbett: Alright. 00:04:20.349 --> 00:04:24.423 Barker: Got any P's? 00:04:24.423 --> 00:04:25.222 00:04:25.222 --> 00:04:29.814 Corbett: For Gawd's sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then?...I'm up and down the shop already ... NOTE Paragraph 00:04:29.815 --> 00:04:29.816 I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time. 00:04:51.331 --> 00:04:52.965 Co:rbett How many do you want? 00:04:54.022 --> 00:05:09.544 Barker: No! Tins of peas! 00:05:09.544 --> 00:05:12.334 Corbett: You're 'avin me on, ain't ya, yer 'avin me on!? 00:05:12.334 --> 00:05:13.748 Barker: I'm not! 00:05:14.006 --> 00:05:21.316 00:05:24.503 --> 00:05:24.503 Corbett: There we are. Next? 00:05:24.503 --> 00:05:24.863 Barker: Pumps? 00:05:24.887 --> 00:05:28.370 Corbett: Pumps. 'and pumps? Foot pumps? 00:05:28.370 --> 00:05:29.211 Barker: Foot pumps! 00:05:29.211 --> 00:05:31.473 Corbett: Foot pumps. Foot pumps. 00:05:31.473 --> 00:05:34.427 00:05:34.427 --> 00:05:38.227 00:05:38.227 --> 00:05:43.184 Corbett: See a foot pump? .....Tidy up in 'ere. 00:05:52.052 --> 00:05:56.609 Barker: No, pumps fer ya feet! Brown pumps, size 9. 00:05:56.609 --> 00:05:58.936 Corbett: You're are 'avin me on! You are definitely 'avin me on! 00:06:00.092 --> 00:06:01.198 Barker: I'm not! 00:06:01.198 --> 00:06:06.366 00:06:08.962 --> 00:06:09.503 Barker: Washers. 00:06:09.503 --> 00:06:15.632 Corbett: What, windshield washers, car washers, dishwashers, floor washers, back scrubbers, lavatory cleaners? Floor washers? 00:06:15.632 --> 00:06:17.605 Barker: 'Alf Inch washers! 00:06:17.605 --> 00:06:19.535 Corbett: Oh, tap washers, tap washers? 00:06:19.535 --> 00:06:21.701 Corbett: Look, I've had just about enough of this, give us that list. 00:06:21.701 --> 00:06:23.393 I'll get it all myself! What's this? 00:06:23.393 --> 00:06:27.196 What's that? O that does it! That just about does it! I have just about had it! 00:06:27.196 --> 00:06:31.675 Mr. Jones! You come out here and serve this customer please, I have just about had enough of 'im! 00:06:31.675 --> 00:06:36.994 Look what 'e's got on there! Look what 'e's got on there! 00:06:36.994 --> 00:06:40.994 Jones: Right. How many would you like? One or two?