(Salesclerk, Corbett, gives the lady a roll of toilet paper) There you are. Mind how you go.
Barker (customer): Four candles!
Corbett: Four candles.
Corbett: Here you are. Four candles.
Barker: No, four candles.
Corbett: Well, there you are - four candles.
Barker: No, fork'andles. 'Andles for forks!
Corbett: I thought you said four candles.
Barker: Got any plugs?
Corbett: Plugs? What Kind of plugs?
Barker: A rubber one, bathroom.
Corbett: What size?
Barker: 13 amp!
Corbett: It's electric plugs. Electric bathroom plugs, we call them, in the trade. Electric bathroom plugs!
Barker: Saw tips.
Corbett: Saw tips (he doesn't know what he means).
Corbett: What d'you want? Ointment, or something like that?
Barker: No, saw tips for covering saws.
Corbett: Oh, no. We haven't got any. Comin' in, but we haven't got any.
Barker: Got any O's?
Corbett: O's
Barker: O's.
Barker: No 'O's.
'O's! ... I thought you meant HOES!
You mean O's. You should say that.
Barker: No, 'O's!
Corbett: O's? .... Oh, you mean panty hose!
Barker: No, no. 'O's O'S O'S for the gate. Mon Repose. O's.
Barker: Letter O's.
Corbett: Letter O's!
Corbett: How many do you want?
Barker: Two.
Corbett: Alright.
Barker: Got any P's?
Corbett: For Gawd's sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then?...I'm up and down the shop already ...
I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time.
Co:rbett How many do you want?
Barker: No! Tins of peas!
Corbett: You're 'avin me on, ain't ya, yer 'avin me on!?
Barker: I'm not!
Corbett: There we are. Next?
Barker: Pumps?
Corbett: Pumps. 'and pumps? Foot pumps?
Barker: Foot pumps!
Corbett: Foot pumps. Foot pumps.
Corbett: See a foot pump? .....Tidy up in 'ere.
Barker: No, pumps fer ya feet! Brown pumps, size 9.
Corbett: You're are 'avin me on! You are definitely 'avin me on!
Barker: I'm not!
Barker: Washers.
Corbett: What, windshield washers, car washers, dishwashers, floor washers, back scrubbers, lavatory cleaners? Floor washers?
Barker: 'Alf Inch washers!
Corbett: Oh, tap washers, tap washers?
Corbett: Look, I've had just about enough of this, give us that list.
I'll get it all myself! What's this?
What's that? O that does it! That just about does it! I have just about had it!
Mr. Jones! You come out here and serve this customer please, I have just about had enough of 'im!
Look what 'e's got on there! Look what 'e's got on there!
Jones: Right. How many would you like? One or two?