(Salesclerk, Corbett, gives the lady a roll of toilet paper) There you are. Mind how you go.

Barker (customer): Four candles!

Corbett: Four candles.

Corbett: Here you are. Four candles.

Barker: No, four candles.

Corbett: Well, there you are - four candles.

Barker: No, fork'andles. 'Andles for forks!

Corbett: I thought you said four candles.

Barker: Got any plugs?

Corbett: Plugs? What Kind of plugs?

Barker: A rubber one, bathroom.

Corbett: What size?

Barker: 13 amp!

Corbett: It's electric plugs. Electric bathroom plugs, we call them, in the trade. Electric bathroom plugs!

Barker: Saw tips.

Corbett: Saw tips (he doesn't know what he means).

Corbett: What d'you want? Ointment, or something like that?

Barker: No, saw tips for covering saws.

Corbett: Oh, no. We haven't got any. Comin' in, but we haven't got any.

Barker: Got any O's?

Corbett: O's

Barker: O's.

Barker: No 'O's.

'O's! ... I thought you meant HOES!

You mean O's. You should say that.

Barker: No, 'O's!

Corbett: O's? .... Oh, you mean panty hose!

Barker: No, no. 'O's O'S O'S for the gate. Mon Repose. O's.

Barker: Letter O's.

Corbett: Letter O's!

Corbett: How many do you want?

Barker: Two.

Corbett: Alright.

Barker: Got any P's?

Corbett: For Gawd's sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then?...I'm up and down the shop already ...

I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time.

Co:rbett How many do you want?

Barker: No! Tins of peas!

Corbett: You're 'avin me on, ain't ya, yer 'avin me on!?

Barker: I'm not!

Corbett: There we are. Next?

Barker: Pumps?

Corbett: Pumps. 'and pumps? Foot pumps?

Barker: Foot pumps!

Corbett: Foot pumps. Foot pumps.

Corbett: See a foot pump? .....Tidy up in 'ere.

Barker: No, pumps fer ya feet! Brown pumps, size 9.

Corbett: You're are 'avin me on! You are definitely 'avin me on!

Barker: I'm not!

Barker: Washers.

Corbett: What, windshield washers, car washers, dishwashers, floor washers, back scrubbers, lavatory cleaners? Floor washers?

Barker: 'Alf Inch washers!

Corbett: Oh, tap washers, tap washers?

Corbett: Look, I've had just about enough of this, give us that list.

I'll get it all myself! What's this?

What's that? O that does it! That just about does it! I have just about had it!

Mr. Jones! You come out here and serve this customer please, I have just about had enough of 'im!

Look what 'e's got on there! Look what 'e's got on there!

Jones: Right. How many would you like? One or two?