1 00:00:03,206 --> 00:00:07,449 (Salesclerk, Corbett, gives the lady a roll of toilet paper) There you are. Mind how you go. 2 00:00:07,449 --> 00:00:11,692 3 00:00:11,692 --> 00:00:15,936 Barker (customer): Four candles! 4 00:00:15,936 --> 00:00:18,127 Corbett: Four candles. 5 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:24,846 6 00:00:24,846 --> 00:00:27,531 Corbett: Here you are. Four candles. 7 00:00:27,531 --> 00:00:29,680 Barker: No, four candles. 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,422 Corbett: Well, there you are - four candles. 9 00:00:32,422 --> 00:00:38,016 Barker: No, fork'andles. 'Andles for forks! 10 00:00:38,016 --> 00:00:43,610 11 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:51,392 12 00:00:52,609 --> 00:00:54,244 Corbett: I thought you said four candles. 13 00:00:54,244 --> 00:00:56,753 14 00:00:56,753 --> 00:00:59,005 Barker: Got any plugs? 15 00:00:59,005 --> 00:01:02,302 Corbett: Plugs? What Kind of plugs? 16 00:01:02,302 --> 00:01:07,790 Barker: A rubber one, bathroom. 17 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:16,464 18 00:01:17,228 --> 00:01:18,767 Corbett: What size? 19 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:33,452 Barker: 13 amp! 20 00:01:33,772 --> 00:01:42,401 Corbett: It's electric plugs. Electric bathroom plugs, we call them, in the trade. Electric bathroom plugs! 21 00:01:43,164 --> 00:01:51,977 22 00:01:56,481 --> 00:01:57,705 Barker: Saw tips. 23 00:01:57,705 --> 00:02:07,250 Corbett: Saw tips (he doesn't know what he means). 24 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:13,356 Corbett: What d'you want? Ointment, or something like that? 25 00:02:13,356 --> 00:02:15,682 Barker: No, saw tips for covering saws. 26 00:02:15,682 --> 00:02:19,423 Corbett: Oh, no. We haven't got any. Comin' in, but we haven't got any. 27 00:02:19,423 --> 00:02:20,710 Barker: Got any O's? 28 00:02:20,710 --> 00:02:21,908 Corbett: O's 29 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,174 Barker: O's. 30 00:02:25,174 --> 00:02:33,428 31 00:02:33,428 --> 00:02:38,260 32 00:02:40,486 --> 00:02:42,132 Barker: No 'O's. 33 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:47,954 'O's! ... I thought you meant HOES! 34 00:02:47,954 --> 00:02:48,400 35 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,123 36 00:02:51,123 --> 00:02:54,289 You mean O's. You should say that. 37 00:02:54,289 --> 00:03:01,973 38 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:05,459 39 00:03:05,496 --> 00:03:10,287 Barker: No, 'O's! 40 00:03:10,287 --> 00:03:15,867 Corbett: O's? .... Oh, you mean panty hose! 41 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:22,774 Barker: No, no. 'O's O'S O'S for the gate. Mon Repose. O's. 42 00:03:22,774 --> 00:03:23,508 Barker: Letter O's. 43 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:25,508 Corbett: Letter O's! 44 00:03:25,508 --> 00:03:43,788 45 00:03:50,369 --> 00:03:51,149 Corbett: How many do you want? 46 00:03:51,149 --> 00:03:52,663 Barker: Two. 47 00:03:56,405 --> 00:03:58,315 Corbett: Alright. 48 00:04:20,349 --> 00:04:24,423 Barker: Got any P's? 49 00:04:24,423 --> 00:04:25,222 50 00:04:25,222 --> 00:04:29,814 Corbett: For Gawd's sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then?...I'm up and down the shop already ... 51 00:04:29,815 --> 00:04:29,816 I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time. 52 00:04:51,331 --> 00:04:52,965 Co:rbett How many do you want? 53 00:04:54,022 --> 00:05:09,544 Barker: No! Tins of peas! 54 00:05:09,544 --> 00:05:12,334 Corbett: You're 'avin me on, ain't ya, yer 'avin me on!? 55 00:05:12,334 --> 00:05:13,748 Barker: I'm not! 56 00:05:14,006 --> 00:05:21,316 57 00:05:24,503 --> 00:05:24,503 Corbett: There we are. Next? 58 00:05:24,503 --> 00:05:24,863 Barker: Pumps? 59 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:28,370 Corbett: Pumps. 'and pumps? Foot pumps? 60 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,211 Barker: Foot pumps! 61 00:05:29,211 --> 00:05:31,473 Corbett: Foot pumps. Foot pumps. 62 00:05:31,473 --> 00:05:34,427 63 00:05:34,427 --> 00:05:38,227 64 00:05:38,227 --> 00:05:43,184 Corbett: See a foot pump? .....Tidy up in 'ere. 65 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:56,609 Barker: No, pumps fer ya feet! Brown pumps, size 9. 66 00:05:56,609 --> 00:05:58,936 Corbett: You're are 'avin me on! You are definitely 'avin me on! 67 00:06:00,092 --> 00:06:01,198 Barker: I'm not! 68 00:06:01,198 --> 00:06:06,366 69 00:06:08,962 --> 00:06:09,503 Barker: Washers. 70 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:15,632 Corbett: What, windshield washers, car washers, dishwashers, floor washers, back scrubbers, lavatory cleaners? Floor washers? 71 00:06:15,632 --> 00:06:17,605 Barker: 'Alf Inch washers! 72 00:06:17,605 --> 00:06:19,535 Corbett: Oh, tap washers, tap washers? 73 00:06:19,535 --> 00:06:21,701 Corbett: Look, I've had just about enough of this, give us that list. 74 00:06:21,701 --> 00:06:23,393 I'll get it all myself! What's this? 75 00:06:23,393 --> 00:06:27,196 What's that? O that does it! That just about does it! I have just about had it! 76 00:06:27,196 --> 00:06:31,675 Mr. Jones! You come out here and serve this customer please, I have just about had enough of 'im! 77 00:06:31,675 --> 00:06:36,994 Look what 'e's got on there! Look what 'e's got on there! 78 00:06:36,994 --> 00:06:40,994 Jones: Right. How many would you like? One or two?