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(Salesclerk, Corbett, gives the lady a roll of toilet paper) There you are. Mind how you go.

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Barker (customer): Four candles!

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Corbett: Four candles.

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Corbett: Here you are. Four candles.

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Barker: No, four candles.

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Corbett: Well, there you are - four candles.

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Barker: No, fork'andles. 'Andles for forks!

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Corbett: I thought you said four candles.

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Barker: Got any plugs?

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Corbett: Plugs? What Kind of plugs?

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Barker: A rubber one, bathroom.

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Corbett: What size?

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Barker: 13 amp!

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Corbett: It's electric plugs. Electric bathroom plugs, we call them, in the trade. Electric bathroom plugs!

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Barker: Saw tips.

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Corbett: Saw tips (he doesn't know what he means).

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Corbett: What d'you want? Ointment, or something like that?

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Barker: No, saw tips for covering saws.

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Corbett: Oh, no. We haven't got any. Comin' in, but we haven't got any.

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Barker: Got any O's?

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Corbett: O's

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Barker: O's.

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Barker: No 'O's.

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'O's! ... I thought you meant HOES!

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You mean O's. You should say that.

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Barker: No, 'O's!

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Corbett: O's? .... Oh, you mean panty hose!

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Barker: No, no. 'O's O'S O'S for the gate. Mon Repose. O's.

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Barker: Letter O's.

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Corbett: Letter O's!

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Corbett: How many do you want?

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Barker: Two.

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Corbett: Alright.

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Barker: Got any P's?

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Corbett: For Gawd's sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then?...I'm up and down the shop already ...

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I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time.

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Co:rbett How many do you want?

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Barker: No! Tins of peas!

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Corbett: You're 'avin me on, ain't ya, yer 'avin me on!?

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Barker: I'm not!

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Corbett: There we are. Next?

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Barker: Pumps?

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Corbett: Pumps. 'and pumps? Foot pumps?

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Barker: Foot pumps!

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Corbett: Foot pumps. Foot pumps.

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Corbett: See a foot pump? .....Tidy up in 'ere.

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Barker: No, pumps fer ya feet! Brown pumps, size 9.

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Corbett: You're are 'avin me on! You are definitely 'avin me on!

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Barker: I'm not!

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Barker: Washers.

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Corbett: What, windshield washers, car washers, dishwashers, floor washers, back scrubbers, lavatory cleaners? Floor washers?

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Barker: 'Alf Inch washers!

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Corbett: Oh, tap washers, tap washers?

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Corbett: Look, I've had just about enough of this, give us that list.

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I'll get it all myself! What's this?

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What's that? O that does it! That just about does it! I have just about had it!

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Mr. Jones! You come out here and serve this customer please, I have just about had enough of 'im!

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Look what 'e's got on there! Look what 'e's got on there!

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Jones: Right. How many would you like? One or two?