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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.16,0:00:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Questo è un video, amico,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.30,0:00:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in cui non sopravviverai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.79,0:00:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti batto, tolgo il like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.10,0:00:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e anche l'iscrizione!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.41,0:00:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un giorno sarai bravo a rappare,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.72,0:00:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,te lo prometto, amico,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.75,0:00:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma per ora limitati a mettere insieme
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.86,0:00:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quello show sfigato del lunedì!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.64,0:00:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Massacrerò i tuoi unicorni colorati
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.21,0:00:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e li mangerò a colazione!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.33,0:00:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poi dirò a tutto Youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.23,0:00:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che il tuo secondo nome è Alexis!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.73,0:00:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So che hai paura,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.66,0:00:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lo vedo dal linguaggio del tuo corpo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.35,0:00:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dovresti andartene, vedi?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.26,0:00:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tuoi capelli già si stanno ritirando!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.93,0:00:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice Peter? Chi è?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.41,0:00:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A nessuno frega un cazzo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.56,0:00:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tutti sanno che la tua pagina
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.43,0:00:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è solo il posto dove
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.08,0:00:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ci sono le Rap Battles!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.21,0:00:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amico, sei famoso su Youtube,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.53,0:00:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai avuto una gran carriera!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.80,0:00:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma ricordati che lo sei diventato
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.10,0:00:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,grazie a una mia idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.26,0:00:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le Battles erano una tua idea,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.13,0:00:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,questo è vero,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.90,0:00:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma io sono quello che ha avuto la testa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.16,0:00:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di far si che un nano facesse la parte del cattivo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.04,0:00:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guardati
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.82,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o lascia che ti dica cosa vedo io:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sei un piccolo aiutante nano,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.69,0:00:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,potrei chiamarti mini-me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.88,0:00:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti disegnato dei baffi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.26,0:00:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e hai fatto un bell'Hitler,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poi se togli quei baffi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.72,0:00:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,assomigli più a Bette Midler!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.23,0:00:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei uno sfigato ciccione, coi dentoni
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.75,0:00:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e la faccia da cavallo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.96,0:01:00.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu e Bill O'Reilly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.100,0:01:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,potete entrambi succhiarmi il cazzo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.49,0:01:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei più alto di me, ma ora
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.58,0:01:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guardami dal basso in alto!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.06,0:01:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono quello che ti ha trovato
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.95,0:01:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il primo lavoro da comico!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.40,0:01:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Per te ho scritto i versi migliori
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.86,0:01:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e ti ho lasciato cantare nel coro!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.31,0:01:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai così poco talento in musica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.61,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che nemmeno Chuck Norris!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu? Un Musicista?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma non farmi ridere!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.37,0:01:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai scritto 87 canzoni
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.46,0:01:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con lo stesso giro di accordi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.20,0:01:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Assomigli a un pollice!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.45,0:01:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da dove cazzo vieni?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.86,0:01:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sembra che stia combattendo contro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.08,0:01:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,una versione cicciona di Gollum!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ora ti metto KO
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.62,0:01:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuori dai tuoi calzini di Superman!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.73,0:01:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non eri nessuno prima di entrare
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.06,0:01:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nel giro di KassemG!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.54,0:01:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ehi! Non devi nemmeno dirle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.18,0:01:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stronzate del genere!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.40,0:01:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fanculo tu e le Rap Battles!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.97,0:01:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho chiuso!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.01,0:01:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kassem?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.13,0:01:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cazzo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.76,0:02:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non solo non lascerai le Rap Battles, Pete,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.29,0:02:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma ne farai di più!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.94,0:02:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E le renderai migliori!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.83,0:02:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E farai un canale apposta per loro!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.54,0:02:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si, credo che potremmo fare una seconda stagione.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.58,0:02:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si, esatto!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.66,0:02:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E tu...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.50,0:02:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com'è che ti chiami? Todd, mi pare?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.54,0:02:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, LLoyd.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.39,0:02:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu dovresti aprire un tuo canale su Youtube.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.26,0:02:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ne ho già uno.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.17,0:02:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grande!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cosa dovrei mettere sul mio canale?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.16,0:02:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché non fai musica, Peter?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.21,0:02:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sai, come facevi una volta?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.36,0:02:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok